Brit/pol/ - The Drugs Don't Work Edition

>TORY LEADERSHIP POLL
strawpoll.me/10655530/

>INSULT POLL
strawpoll.me/10655786/

>THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=dmwqEg-06Ww

>TORY LEADERSHIP ELECTION: SENIOR MPS PLANNING ON FORCING REMAINER CRABB INTO SECOND PLACE AND THEN CONVINCING HIM TO LET REMAINER THERESA MAY RUN UNOPPOSED
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/07/senior-tories-plotting-bring-quick-end-leadership-contest/

>TRAITOR CARSWELL "COULD BE SACKED BY MONDAY"
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/ukips-only-mp-could-be-sacked-by-monday-says-party-leader-nigel-farage-a7114526.html

>SCARED ANGELA EAGLE: "C-CORBYN PLEASE QUIT"
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36693835

>CHILCOT: "BLAIR WON'T BE PUT ON TRIAL FOR WAR CRIMES BUT SOLDIERS MIGHT BE"
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/02/outrage-as-war-crimes-prosecutors-say-tony-blair-will-not-be-inv/

>CORBYN: "I'M STILL NOT LEAVING YOU KNOW"
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36696712

>LEADSOM: "I'M NOT GOING TO BE BULLIED INTO STANDING DOWN FOR MAY"
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/02/andrea-leadsom-interview-thatcher-god-and-why-i-should-be-prime/

>LEAVE.EU BACKS LEADSOM FOR TORY LEADER
bristolpost.co.uk/arron-banks-and-nigel-farage-s-leave-campaign-back-andrea-leadsom-for-tory-leader/story-29466185-detail/story.html

>CRAZY MCDONNELL TELLS WORRIED MP "FUCK OFF" AFTER HE ASKS HIM TO STOP PRO-CORBYN PROTESTS OUTSIDE HIS CONSTITUENCY OFFICE
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3671922/Shadow-Chancellor-John-McDonnell-s-F-word-rant-fellow-Labour-MP-row-death-Jo-Cox.html

>MORALITY MAN'S SUNDAY ARTICLES
hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/

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twitter.com/lilyallen/status/749591169865310208
twitter.com/alicevjones/status/749586846708035584
youtube.com/watch?v=b-afLq13AmU
telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/8897662/EU-bans-claim-that-water-can-prevent-dehydration.html
reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/4r1f1z/tory_leadership_andrea_leadsom_vows_to_invoke/d4xkq6b
reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/2ej1zf/random_stuff_that_baffles_me_as_an_immigrant/
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dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-3520932/PETER-HITCHENS-Privatisation-Free-trade-Shares-great-ruined-Britain.html
dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2308783/PETER-HITCHENS-Lets-remember-Maggie-really--tragic-failure.html
youtube.com/watch?v=fEk0COYaZog
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archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/It's like 10 minutes away but I don't want social interactions with normies/
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First for Comrade Corbyn
youtube.com/watch?v=PjHMYNM46Fw

>Peter "demoralist" Hitchens

Leadsom is gaining momentum

Gove is slowing down.

Leadsom will win.

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Needs to be heard whether it hurts your feelings or not

nth for having my fleg back

70% !?!

I thought their turn out was shite?

Proof here: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19mKbV0UnIbX_lbiinKiquP0ghiFpsMl0owUO6_TJyzI/htmlview?sle=true#gid=0

Boris just needs to endorse Andrea to fuck over Gove and it's all ogre.

>"Grown" "men" are admitting on social media that they cried over a democratic decision

Our generation is fucking disgusting

Daily reminder that Nigel Farage is nothing but a puppet for Rupert Murdoch.

twitter.com/lilyallen/status/749591169865310208
twitter.com/alicevjones/status/749586846708035584

>Leadsom will win

Literally handing May the keys to Number 10

Will the 1 billion (formally EU funded) shortfall in science funding be maintained?

Will rich Tories (that benefit) from CAP sabotage attempts to cull funding post-EU?

It was like 30%

FIRST FOR NIGE'S SHOES

More like pessimist who for does not want to win
True heroes die believing they can win

>rubbing elbows at a dinner party
>puppet

>trying to quit the pornographic jew
>start thinking it doesn't matter because I'm an athiest
>hear this in my head youtube.com/watch?v=b-afLq13AmU

[spoiler[I'll probably cave during the week.[/spoiler]

Quintessentially British.

>Owen Jones embarrasses himself on Sky news
>Brexit fumbling by his fellow Leftie's gives Brexit life
>he becomes depressed
>on top of this, Labour eats itself
>he halfheartedly says Corbyn could resign, now accused of being a snake in the grass by everyone

JUST
FUCK
MY
COLUMN
UP

>It's another "Peter Hitchens . . . . Is a Remain shill . . . . .... .. . and a cuck" episode

>lily allen
Opinion discarded.

DARE TO DREAM

His transformation into a white nationalist will be brutal.

At least he accepted the Brexit result as is.

It's not up to us. It's out of our hands. Gove has already lost the Commons. What aren't you getting about this? Leadsom will be against May on the ballot that goes out to the membership. So start cranking out those mummy memes and get shilling where Tories' eyes are.

>Will the 1 billion (formally EU funded) shortfall in science funding be maintained?

3% of UK science funding is directly from EU. Erasmus and H2020 DO NOT require to be part of the EU to receive funding from.

Leaving EU will actually open more opportunities to young British scientists to progress.

Based poo.

Lily Allen, being at the same party and sitting just one table away, isn't really painting herself in a good light is she?

Bit rude as well tbqh.

that lady was absolutely based in the final brexit debate

Could some one clearly and concisely explain to me EXACTLY why you don't like Carswell? He's a decent man.

it was his numbers are full of shit

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Beautiful.

..rly makes you think, huh?

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I can't stop imagining how his wretched broken jaw must wobble around while he's tugging it to Atlas Shrugged

What did he mean by this?

The EU just gets sillier

telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/8897662/EU-bans-claim-that-water-can-prevent-dehydration.html

He's a lib dem who's constituency was turning Purple so he defected to UKIP to keep his seat.

2bh he has a slight point. The timing of the referendum definitely helped the leave campaign. More due to the football than Glastonbury though

>mfw seeing Welsh and English fans fighting off Russians together
>[British Nationalism Intensifies]

And yet just the other day on /r/UK the top post was crammed full of popular comments bashing the old people for doing postal votes instead of getting as much information as they could by waiting until polling day to vote in person.

Basically they just mean: we wanted Remain votes at any cost.

But according to the people on reddit, the closer the people are to Murdoch, the worse they are – terminating, or course, at the end of the table.

Lilly Allen, pbuh, is pure as the driven snow and is of course not the 'elite' despite obviously being in attendance.

I am now a #remainmissile.

tfw you will never rest your head on her bare chest as you pull her close by the waist whilst sobbing gently and rubbing your semi-erect cock on her glistening wet womanhood

more mummy pls

After this tory term ends

Dont expect them to get elected for the next 5 million years.

>Liberal "Democrats"
>attempting to gain votes on an entirely undemocratic platform

reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/4r1f1z/tory_leadership_andrea_leadsom_vows_to_invoke/d4xkq6b

I hate Reddit.

I agree. Leadsom doesn't have the experience to be chosen as Prime Minister, I'd be amazed if the Tories pick a literally who over the Home Secretary. It's got to be Gove or May, they're only going to pick a Cabinet minister - and as far as Brexit goes, we need it to be Gove.

>Welsh and English fans fighting off Russians
The news that week was unbeatable

We had footie hooliganss rioting in France, anti muslim sentiment. Jo Cox assassination chaos and then Brexit referendum win for Leave

w2c

literal tears

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I cried tears of joy

The EU has already declared that if its Gove A50 will be issued immediately

However, if its May, they will give a months delay. May fits the current stall tactic.

Fags. I would probably've cried if Leave had lost though. And become a (((far right))) terrorist.

>thinks the NHS is not only morally justifiable but not having it is morally reprehensible
>tugs it to Atlas Shrugged

You may choose only one, rainy little socialist islander.

>This

Glad I'm not the only one on here who realises this

Given enough time I reckon Gove can overcome the negative media narrative over Boris, but I don't think we have enough time for this to happen

>He was watching her from the cupboard, dressed as Superman.
>13 points
>Literal Russell Howard tier humour

Serves you right for browsing Reddit in the first place though, fucking cucks

Stick to the Sup Forums bastion subs lad

She knows how to evade taxes. Sounds like she's qualified to be PM to me.

A lot of posters on /r/UK are immigrants. The main mod on there, BritishEnglishPolice, is a very severe muslim who is of the belief that music is haram.

One of the top ever posts on there is a Polack saying how shit the UK is compared to Poland. They're fucking cucks.

reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/2ej1zf/random_stuff_that_baffles_me_as_an_immigrant/

no tears but my heart was full of love and pride

I want to start a gofundme to buy razor blades for all remainers and suggest they draw a nice warm bath

>Red pill me on Thatcher, lads.

Was she based?

>P O L L :
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>Given enough time I reckon Gove can overcome the negative media narrative over Boris
Can you just please stop with this. MPs aren't influenced by the media. They literally meet Gove every day face to face. That's what they base their judgment on. And it is them who will decide which name's on the ballot. That said, none of the media have come out for Gove, while Leadsom is getting a lot of positive coverage. She hasn't got any mud clinging to her like May.

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He's a defeatist twat.

Like you.

Get knocked down? GET THE FUCK BACK UP!!!

Reddit is only tolerable if you sort comments by "controversial", ie, least cucked.

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>tfw shut in with no friends, considering an hero
>tfw voted Leave just to fuck with normalfags

Any civilization that allows this is sick to the core and dying. How can people not see?! 200 years ago our ancestors would literally consider this ape a SUB-HUMAN and would probably have lynched him in the streets if he even came close to a white woman -- no he's allowed to rape them without punishment.

I didn't cry but I was happy as fuck that we won, I was at work but immediately stopped to shitpost on Sup Forums about it.

That sub physically raises my blood pressure

You played your part lad, that's all that matters.

dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-3520932/PETER-HITCHENS-Privatisation-Free-trade-Shares-great-ruined-Britain.html
dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2308783/PETER-HITCHENS-Lets-remember-Maggie-really--tragic-failure.html

Please don't make me love that woman

>muh defeatism

This is how you detect the 16 year olds on Sup Forums they think if they believe hard enough their political aspirations will come true. Grow up and get realistic.

youtube.com/watch?v=fEk0COYaZog

And I bet watching the reactions you helped cause has cheered you right up.

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>MP's aren't influenced by the media

So naive. They are indirectly affected:

If a particular candidate is hugely unpopular (like Gove) MP's will not waste their vote on someone unlikely to make it through the party members vote with a win.
It also makes themselves look bad by association (although based politicians like Mogg can see past this plebary)

It's hypocritical at best because they all hated Boris anyway and would never have voted for him, yet they pretend Gove made a mistake by stabbing Boris in the back which they all would have done if they were in the same situation.

At worst they are simply using the Boris thing as an excuse to support a pro-Remain candidate like May

To know her is to love her

>dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-3520932/PETER-HITCHENS-Privatisation-Free-trade-Shares-great-ruined-Britain.html
Wasn't the economy slowly falling into ruin before she killed our failing industries?

Cheers mate.

Yep, I was browsing twitter and tumblr last friday, top tier meltdowns kek

The answer to having an infected hand is not to cut your whole arm off

U16

not ready for the adult league

that said we are on Sup Forums

It does matter, though. It alters your perception of sex and women.

I'm guilty of it too.

youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI

Are you this guy?

archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/It's like 10 minutes away but I don't want social interactions with normies/

loved her use of vulcans and victors in 1982

well done lad

I can't identify with 99% of my friends on Facebook anymore. They're all literally liberal sheep

Only you lads seem to have rational Sup Forumsitical views

[And my based family who all voted Leave]

Well, there's nothing we can do about it because we aren't the media, nor are we MPs. Especially you Mensch.

Women are shit tier when left unattended, mind

>the chancellor said he would cut the rate to below 15% - some 5% lower than its current 20% rate.
>That would give the UK the lowest corporation tax of any major economy

HE DID IT

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

We can "win friends and influence people"

I like to think I persuaded a number of people to vote Leave last week. That is how I make a difference faggot. And u?

He's just trying to hold onto his job

relax mate sometimes it's ok not to be such a complete Sup Forumstard, ya know

also. has everyone noticed france have a player called Umtiti

That is something I didn't think I would see

Tiger economy on the way lads fuck the EU