2pm-3pm > Men stealing sewer pipes just laid down by city workers > Dead body on airplane > Child biting neighbors dog > 16-year-old masturbating outside of dance studio > Boy arguing with father that he doesn't want to go to church
Levi Rodriguez
Well, I'd say daytime in the summer is just a file for crime. Heat drives people crazy, and a lot more people are out and about.
Jayden Perez
And who can pass up a good "man bites dog" story.
Aaron Baker
I hope we don't get rained out
Henry King
>woman beats boyfriend with a bucket
Daniel Morris
Woman attacks boyfriend with bucket.
Jonathan Hernandez
Hourly Summary (local Chicago Time)... 2pm-3pm > Men stealing sewer pipes just laid down by city workers > Dead body on airplane > Child biting neighbors dog > 16-year-old masturbating outside of dance studio > Boy arguing with father that he doesn't want to go to church > 9 bullet holes in garage, bag of pot left behind > Runaway named "unique" spotted outside of school > AM shift... stop sitting in your cars and direct traffic like you're supposed to > Man waving gun at children at school playground > Husband threatening family during 4th of July picnic > 2 hispanic men with guns chasing car > Man "spazing out" at busstop... possible overdose > Officers who just left roll call ... check your keys > Woman doing drugs in alley port-a-potty > Loud music at the blues club > Multiple calls about bi-polar son who STILL doesn't want to go to church > Man wearing backpack with gun at Wallgreens > Woman attacks boyfriend with a bucket > Male hispanic throwing trash cans > Alarm at Popcorn factory... dispatch wants some > Multiple perps break into apartment with guns
Bentley Edwards
Afternoon dispatch is extra sassy today.
Logan Cooper
OP is mad
Ryder Wood
Two street performers fighting each other.
Sorry I don't have the video.
Chase Young
so /chiraq/, should I get some pizza tonight or get snug with ramen noodles or a hot pocket
Adrian Morris
Somebody clue me in on this robert meme
Isaiah Adams
You can never go wrong with pizza.
But also get some snack/finger food so you don't gain 10 pounds munching while the world burns.
Oliver Green
Robert is the savior of the West
(it's code for nightshift cop in chicago)
Carson Rodriguez
"Robert" is the overnight shift (starts at 10pm-ish Chicago time)
Units when called, will sound like "XXXX Robert" (in other words, ALL units are called with Robert suffix)
Over the last week, "Robert" has memed/changed into a single person, named "Robert" who single-handedly fights all of the crime in Chicago.
Samuel Perry
and some of the memes are quite good...
Chase Reed
You will also need to know about a few other things...
"Check Your Keys"
-- when the microphone on an officers radio gets stuck on, it blocks the transmission of everyone else on the frequency. Dispatch will then ask everyone to "Check their keys" This will happen about twice an hour.
Sassy Dispatch
-- The female dispatch workers are the secret sexy beasts of the Chicago Police Department. They are often funny and snarky. They are, in a word... sassy
Colton Williams
>suspicious person three unknown males hanging out in an alley by a pizza shop two black one white >male drowning in water >domestic in progress at hospital
Holy fuck it's only been 5 minutes
Hmmm
Camden Martinez
What the actual fuck is wrong with these niggers in Chiraq?
Nathan Cruz
ask their dads
Asher Johnson
They gor their welfare two days ago
Cooper Myers
CHECK YOUR FUCKING KEYS NIGGER
Henry Russell
Check your partner's keys and suck each others dicks.
Easton Gray
They listen to Chief Keef and it makes them violent
Jordan Clark
Holy shit, so high they're going to shoot each other because they don't have keys.
Lucas Long
>they look like the type to have guns
Landon Mitchell
White man fucking niggers up
Nicholas Wood
ACTIVE B&E! >ACTIVE B&E! ACTIVE B&E!
Cameron Bennett
Hourly Summary (local Chicago Time)... 3pm-4pm > Man climbing on any car that refuses to open their windows > Sassy dispatch... allllll riiiiiiiiiiight > Sassy dispatch... whoooo hoooo > Cosco customers arguing in parking lot > Police car involved in traffic accident > Grandma hitting granddaughter > Neigbor throwing rocks at their house > Two street performers get into smackdown > The male is white, his pants are blue, and the bike he stole is black > Boyfriend/girlfriend fighting inside their hospital room > Officer... where are you? You're supposed to be with your partner > Patient in hospital bed threatening doctors and nurses > Street toughs hanging around the pizza shot > Man in water. Is he swimming, drowning, or someone else's problem? > Man threatening others with pitbull > Woman in scarf wandering around aimlessly > Tow truck keeps dumping cars on callers street > Check your keys > Argument at restaurant "they look like the type who would have guns" > Assault at the library - head injury
Julian King
>man on the bridge blue suit 70's
Do it already
Jeremiah Thompson
>Entertainer in the background ice cream cop?
Kevin Rogers
> ice cream truck noise Lmao somebody got hungry
Tyler Brooks
Marvin transferred from Myrtle Manor to the Chicago PD
Parker Bell
>hispanic woman screaming about Constitution
MAGA hat implied.
Bentley Fisher
Yelling about constitution and right to bear arms
Sebastian Cooper
Robert reporting in
Evan Taylor
it sounded like one of those sovereign citizen faggots >am I being detained
Nathaniel Ward
...
Cameron Taylor
SHALL
Ayden Roberts
NOT
Robert Morris
Checked
David Brown
Checked
Gavin Bailey
>spells frank union charlie kappa... tango robert union mike papa >... >god bless america
Luke Mitchell
almost have it and it's not even 5. incredible
Jonathan Cruz
> shooting up in the port-a-potty.
It's all about the atmosphere
Justin Lewis
>found your meatbag What
Jose Lewis
Porta-potties were actually originally invented for quick and discreet drug use. The toiletry was only added later, and it stuck.
Nathan Peterson
sure is quiet right now, is a storm coming?
Lucas Phillips
>Supervisor needed. Won't say why over the radio.
Perp in handcuffs accidentally shot?
Nicholas Gutierrez
man beating woman while holding gun in her mouth
Benjamin Ramirez
Hawt
Jackson Flores
who in /chiraq/? What's your neighborhood gang? Party people here
Chase Watson
From sunset tonight until Tuesday morning will be a huge shitstorm.
Josiah Jones
Anybody ever see that episode of "reno 911" where they had he scavenger hunt? Winner arrested a 1) over six foot tall 2) Jewish 3) tranny 4) prostitute 5) with an animal tattoo. My cop buddy and I laughed at that so many times. His department has similar game. Examples: Arrest first person you pull over on shift- 5 points. Arrest the person who called in complaint- 20 points. I wonder what they do in chicongo.
Hunter Bennett
There's no breaks on this beat nigger get back to work
Jeremiah Wright
Sundown tonight is at 8:29 Chicago time
Carter Taylor
>body is decomposed and there is blood on the floor
Leo Martinez
Body decomposed blood on the floor
Shiieeet
John Young
>middle eastern man passed out on sidewalk near white SUV
No drinking!
Luke Murphy
And someone smoking a crack pipe
Juan Johnson
Series of events tonight include: events12.com/chicago/july/ >Windy City RibFest >Music & dance picnic >Festival of Life (African/Caribbean Festival) >Naperville RibFest 10x fireworks
Nigs going to be out niggin'
Benjamin Butler
we going to scare school
Jacob Brooks
Rape kits ready?
Nicholas Hill
GnR concert too I believe
Ian Evans
Are they all talking to dispatch or is this a culmination of whats being broadcasted on the waves.
Jeremiah Richardson
Patient attack nurse
Xavier Hall
This is all live, happening now.
Luis Ward
How the fuck do cops understand this shit? Do you just get used to it after a while?
Chase Collins
>lady found a boolet in green cavalier
So that's where my bullet went
>male black threatening to jump and kill himself
We're waiting
Evan Gomez
Jump nigger!!!
Christian Bailey
Nigger about to jump off a bridge
Cameron Robinson
You get used to it.
Luke Martin
>I need to order up a body removal service
Aaron Bell
what size?
Colton Miller
i dont understand the most because of this shitty mics
Mason Hernandez
I was in EMS for 5+ years and having a bit of an issue following.
I can't remember all the cars on at a time.
Dispatch is likely 'pushing' a lot of into on their laptops and we're getting a very 'big picture' view.
Parker Lewis
x-tra large
William Martin
Beige infinity Drunk Mexican Dui
Adam Perry
>hit and run
You have to go back Pedro
Jace Gray
The ink on that tatoo was still fresh!
Ryan Barnes
Oh, that's right they have laptops in the cars, that makes more sense.
Josiah James
SHUT IT DOWN
Anthony Thompson
I guess they didn't "get it"
Thomas Hughes
So is there a fireworks show tonight?
Robert Long
>citizen asking if there will be a fireworks show tonight >no
Oh you
Michael Diaz
Hourly Summary (local Chicago Time)... 4pm-5pm > Man in suit, 70-ish years old, standing on a bridge. Will he jump? > 30 year old on the ground... he isn't moving > Officer stops for ice cream while calling in > Female hispanic yelling about the Constitution and the 2nd Amendment > Male black threatening random people on sidewalk > People still shooting up in the port-a-potty > Gunfight in the middle of the street > Supervisor needed... won't say why over the radio > Man beating woman while holding gun in her mouth > Middle-eastern male passed out - Ramadan fast broken > Decomposed body with lots of blood on the floor > unit ordered to check out call from 5 hours earlier > Patient attacking nurse at hospital > My white roommate is high on drugs > Black male threatening to jump off parking structure > Call out the meat wagon -- i need to order up a body removal service > 15 passengers in a truck > Foot pursuit... cop out of breath > Dumpster on fire
Jeremiah Bennett
yup, and a dumpster on fire. might just be a nigger show
Nicholas Sanders
It's still odd.
I'm used to dispatch 'time stamping' (saying 17:57) instead of saying '10-4' or 'ok'. Then the cars denote when they're on scene and when they're free.
This is just a clusterfuck.
Leo Bailey
You have to watch out for those ex-girlfriends in Audi's
Nathan Rodriguez
>Child biting neighbors dog
Wat?
Jace Ward
Yep. Someone called that their neighbor's kid was biting their dog.
Anthony Taylor
>ex-girlfriend holding him down and hitting him >tried to run him over with a car
I guess she didn't like getting dumped
Jose Bell
I lol'd
Ian Hughes
>get out of my house bitch
Nathan Collins
> Kids fighting with rocks.
Rock control now!
Blake Jenkins
CHECK YOUR KEYS MUTHAFCUKERS
Sebastian Johnson
OP note...
I didn't know Guns-n-Roses was playing tonight when I named this as the theme song:
