First Promo For M. Night Shyamalan's TALES FROM THE CRYPT Reboot

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Looks genuinely awful.

This. Where's the real fucking Crypt Keeper?

IT'S FUCKING TERRIBLE

The real Crypt Keeper was a separate licensing deal.

is this the thing where there's a monkey in a crate?

>get licensing for tales from the crypt...
>... without the crypt keeper

MEATS BACK

The first video didn't show much of the show. they just threw in random clips of previous M Night films.

The second video look alright, good enough to pick up my interest.

that was really poorly done

did anyone else find the head banging hilarious?

No HBO no buy

Welcome to the home CHOPPING network! We've got everything from face SCREAM to mas-SCARE-a. Try some! It's the best thing you can do for DEMISE hehehe

Yeah I know it makes no sense to me either. Thank you glorious American copyright law.

Is John Kassir back?

terrible

Looks pretty scary senpai

Oh shit which episode is this? I can remember this exact one. Is it Cutting Cards?

Will the new cryptkeeper spit some bars?

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Do you know how the orcs came to be?

Death of Some Salesmen I think

What's the best episode and why is it Death of some Salesman?

>it was all a dream
>10/10 night m jambayala movie

You're close user, but I think you forgot about the REAL best episode, "Ventrioquist's Dummy".

youtube.com/watch?v=etq3GNkTYMs

Easily second place. Fun episode

my favourite episode is 'Television Terror'

>not HBO
so it'll be shit, great

That Three Little Pigs episode was fantastic

There will be no crypt keeper

Is it gonna be in the style of Masters of Horror where they get a different director for each episode?

THANKS FOR NOT FUCKING WARNING ME ABOUT THE SCREAMER ASSHOLE

Lel

Yes! That's the one. I've seen it so many times. I need to dig out my box set of the show

that was one of the mildest screamers i've seen in a trailer.

What song is that playing in the background?

reminds me of ash vs evil dead

Was it subsidies?