/dixie/ - Southern US & friends

People unironically believe this edition

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youtu.be/knNoib52PBw?t=19
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pier_Gerlofs_Donia#Superhuman_strength_and_size
twitter.com/Breaking911/status/909966737579429889
youtube.com/watch?v=wwUQWfyrqNA
youtu.be/grE02fY0lxU
strawpoll.me/13962140
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

*shoots your doggo*

But is he better than any boy whore with a sword

I don't get it

United States of America, not Subjugated Provinces of Washington DC

youtu.be/8JNZBgu19Ys

>tfw big fucking swords are out of fashion

those were mostly ceremonial iirc
I'm sure at some point there were some big fuckers on the battlefield actually wielding them though

youtu.be/Gu4B-16SEls?t=5
zweihandler

youtu.be/knNoib52PBw?t=19

Texas is the best

that thing's reach is so ridiculous that the other guy doesn't even have a chance. I don't think those reproductions accurately reflect how heavy those things were though, with some of them it must have been like swinging a steel girder around.

That sword in particular is 14.6 lbs apparently, which isn't bad at all, it's 7 ft tall, but I don't guess that might be an issue for the person it belonged to
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pier_Gerlofs_Donia#Superhuman_strength_and_size

I hate leftists.

same

>14 lbs
that's not that bad at all. wew you should have said it belonged to Donia.

Good post

Everything is big in Texas including our Dick size and IQ

Texas is shit and so are the people who live there

no u

ESPECIALLY texan expats

Whut de fuck dun did ya' plum fuckin' say about me, ya' square? I'll gots ya' know ah' graduated top uh my class in de Nahvee Seals, and I've been involved in lotsa raids on de down low on Al-Quaeda, and ah' have upside 300 co'ferm'd wastes. ah' am trained in go'illa warfare and I'm de top snipuh' in de entire US armed fo'ces. You's is nodin' t'me but plum anoda' target. Man! ah' gots'ta wipe ya' de fuck out wid precision de likess uh which gots neva' been seen befo'e on dis Eard, Amos my fuckin' wo'ds. You's dink ya' kin dig away wid sayin' dat shit t'me upside de Internet? Dink again, fucker. Ah be baaad... As we rap ah' am contactin' mah' secret netwo'k uh spies across de USA and yo' IP be bein' traced right now so's ya' betta' prepare fo' de sto'm, maggots. De sto'm dat wipes out da damn padetic little doodad ya' call yo' life. Youse fuckin' wasted, kid. ah' can be anywhere, anytime, and ah' canwaste ya' in upside seven hundred ways, and dat's plum wid mah' bare hands. Not only am ah' only in ah da unahm'd fights, but ah' have access t'de 'ole arsenal uh de United States Marine Co'ps and ah' gots'ta use it t'its full 'estent t'wipe yo' miserable ass off de face uh de continent, ya' little shit. Man! If only ya' could gots knode whut unholy retribushun yo' little "clever" comment wuz about t'brin' waaay down downon ya', maybe ya' would gots held yo' fuckin' tongue. But ya' couldn't, ya' dun didn't, and now youse payin' de price, ya' goddamn idiot. Man! ah' gots'ta shit fury all upside ya' and ya' gots'ta drown in it. Man! Youse fuckin' wasted, kiddo. 'S coo', bro.

>tfw playing MEIOU & Taxes for the first time
>more micromanaging and ten gazillion new micronations in the HRE
this pleases my autism

ikr, great mod, but it gets really slow in the late game and crashes a lot

Rip Robert e lee statue

Ha ha dick see.

forgot to mention the most important thing: no fucking mana system (that I can see right now)

Canagay

hey stop making our country look bad

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death to Yohan

Stop removing our statues

>It was 65 when the important shit went on sale
>not even counting all the graphics packs
>or the base game

Death or overcharged

oh yeah, that is nice
they still use it for tech and ideas but it's not nearly as bad as it is in vanilla

MEIOU doesn't require any dlc

chimpout starting at Georgia Tech

is it going to kill one of ours

good, it's been a while

stop building statues in states that werent even in the confederacy

Im talking about the one in Dallas

I'm from the Midwest and I like Dixie tbqh

14 hours a day keeps the autism in check

twitter.com/Breaking911/status/909966737579429889

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what i mean by my image was that the game was released on the 14th and ive played too much of it
810 hours is nothing on a game i have almost 4k hours on a dotards, ive seem worse players having 8k hours

>810 hours is nothing in a game
I have 900 in Skyrim and I played and modded it for like four straight years
what the fuck man

ehh
i couldve become a doctor instead of playing shitty games

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Of course, those are lies. 99% of Americans do know how to read.

Why does everybody who plays Dota 2 always have over 2000 hours in it?

Bullshit

because the only people who try Dota are autists

Agreed that game is autistic

a single game lasts for an hour or and you end up playing atleast two because youll lose the first one due to russians in your team, because they prioritize fast matches over good teammates

youtube.com/watch?v=wwUQWfyrqNA
avenue 6300

oh wrote the capcha in the message field, well im getting too tired

this is what I get for pirating all the games I actually invested time into

Do you pirate big games or indie games

Anyone else Georgia here?

no

Texans only

a mix. I also pirated a lot of games before buying them. Realistically I should have over 1000 hours in EU4, Vicky 2, and Fallout: New Vegas as well as several hundred in others like KOTOR and GTA IV.

Ellijay, ga

please pay for indie games there small and need it

what? you wanted to keep it! I bet you're a racis :p

Sorry not texas you will have to leave

>there
texass pls

:pppp

>there

u r nazi for breathing because hitler aslo breathe

:PPPPPP

youtu.be/grE02fY0lxU
if my mom ask what i want for birthday ill say a autistic guitar so i can start doing these songs

I'm no southerner, four men of my own family fought for the Union, with three dying in that war. Yet I feel fully enraged by what's going on in the south with this attack on our nation's history spurred by the pettiness of special interest groups. They cheapen our heritage, they squander our culture. They are senseless, they are brigands.

I have one such guitar, neer use it, I sing more than I play instruments

why not both?

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I'm not as confident playing instruments as I am in singing

Maybe he stopped being so autistic.

Only faggots aren't from Georgia.
>see: Cumway

why is everyone calling me cumway now

Because your being cyberbullied

because YOU'RE GAY LOL

this
*bullies you*

south carolina has the best peaches

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eat die and shit

reminder

probably because you didn't like being called twinkway

>your

this insults me

wasn't twilight 4 books

>probably because you didn't like being called twinkway
oh

Never watched a Star Wars movie desu

only seen the first

agreed, but I don't think the OT was that pleb tier
Episode VII pissed me off though, it was just insulting
the worst part of all of this, though, is the new books and the EA-only games

at least it's not something to do with all that anime you post

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They're all shit.

Let's liven this place up a little
strawpoll.me/13962140

makes you think huh

I'll fight you you fucken nerd

>10 responses to my shitty strawpoll
>2 new posts

becuz no one likes u lmao

>male-male relationships have lowest rates of domestic violence
>female-female have the highest rates
>females are 4x as likely to initiate violence in heterosexual relationships
rly makes you think

>bcuz no one likes u
That would make sense if it were 2 responses and 10 new posts.

Yer brains must be leaking out of that hole in the back of your throat.