User I here you're a pretty big sports fan

>user I here you're a pretty big sports fan.

Why is Derrida there?

I sure I am, but don't you mean "hear" you illiterate fat bastard?

Y-Yeah, I like sports

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id like to sit at the other end of the table please

That's a turkey, not a sport.

why are there so many nu-males and non-whites

h-hi

Number 8 makes me feel good inside

That's a nice drawing of Felix the cat.

They're American

id like to have sex with some of them

> it's so nice to see you goyim comply

Why aren't there any little girls in this family? Fuck this I'm outta here

>tfw 21 and still sit at the kids table

Kek

probably a work party, considering there's only one kid there.

your life sounds exciting

let's go, boys

Roll
Pls 8

Let's goooo

Roll for 7 pls

ill be ver happy with 1-6

no gf probably

>gets the best one

1 is best girl and I just took her

gimme dat 4 gimme dat 4

lads

that turkey is not gonna be enough food to feed all those folks

wew

"yah yah did yinz see the Steelers game on Sundey?"

ITS NOT FAIR

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I'll take Mackayla

>again
literally never getting a gf, lad

>0 AGAIN

so user, tell us about your girlfriend? what's her name?

a pretty one pls

rolling

That blonde sitting up in the back is at least in the triple digits.

please. i just wanna be happy

check my 5

I quit

rolling for 9 or 4.

roll for 4

I claim the 4th one from the left

Fuck it, I'll roll

Come on 1.

wtf i'm chad now

4 has already been taken by me. Sorry, guys.

That whole picture looks like the cast of a Wes Anderson film

roll

Not enough Bill Murray or shitty models.

just give me that zero
I deserve it

please 4 OR 6

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nice

Rolling

8 pls

Rolling for 5

I need this

4

roll

0 and its over

I am unironically rolling for 1

darkies always get the busted ones.

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Please

Wasted quads

wew

forever no gf

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In order: 4 6 9 2 8 5 7 1 3

NEVER EVER

get fucked nerd kek

>that spread for all those people

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user, it's hear, not here. Come on now.

Rollan for 9

>user numbers the girls
>people respond by rolling instead of ranking
fucking peasants

In America your family is forced to hire non-whites in to your family by the government