*Unsheaths three katanas*

*Unsheaths three katanas*

*blocks your path*

Heh... going somewhere kiddo?

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*teleports behind you*
nothing personell, kid.

>gets shot

play of the game

Nope

*sits down an watches cuck porn*

is he nekkid

>it was a hologramm

i love pics of kids going through this phase

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Wow tommy, your mom let you have THREE kah-tan-us?

*circumsizes your exposed penis*
Is that all you got?

Quality post right here.

>mickey mouse alarm clock

>tfw they never grow out of it and become manchildren

How can you speak with a katana in your mouth?

Hahahahahahaha
no

Haha you fool! *teleports behind him and rapes his anus*

Is there anything more cringeworthy than a weeb with a katana?

this

tsk, tsk, tsk. another mindless simpleton has stepped into my realm *i grab your head* there's still time to apologize *i throw you against the bloody wall* i'll teach you, not that your petty brain will understand *i get out my poisoned kris +9* eat this, little bitch! *i slice your shins* "ahh! what the fu-" *you stop yelling in awe of my blade collection* oh, you like them don't you? heheh, they'll be going through your skull soon *you scream but nobody hears as i punch your throat* what's wrong, bitch? choking on your idiocy? that's pathetic *snickers* heh, get ready for this, little bitch! *my eyes glow red as the floor starts shaking* "n-no! what the fuck?!?" *you try and punch me as i fade away* "HUH?!?!" heheh, i'm right here! *i appear behind you and shoot blue flames through my palms like azula from avatar the last airbender* it's too late now! *you try to get away but you fail and get burned* "aaarrrgghhh!!!!" you like that, bitch? don't worry, there's more where that came from! poison breath! go! ARIGATO! *WHOOSH* "aaarrgghhh!!!!" *the fumes surround you as you start choking* "wh-where the fuck did you go?!? show yourself!" *you cough and wheeze* too late, bitch. i'm everywhere... EAT THIS!!! *in one motion, i unbuckle my katana made of solid titanite from my black belt, unsheathe it and slice your right hand off and re-sheathe it while laughing* "ARRGGH!!!! you won't get away with this!!!!" heheh, i already have!! *the smoke instantly clears to reveal me in super sayain level 10 and fully charged up with rainbow hair* "n-no!!! stop!!!!" too late! *i use my telekinesis to throw my blade collection through your stomach one by one* "AAARRGGHHHH!!!!!" this ends here! *i fly towards you at mach 50 and drive my katana through your skull* *you slump over and die as i clean all my blades of your worthless blood* hmph, once again i have cut a worthless object *i teleport inside you as you explode* nothin personnel *i put up my hoodie and fly away*

If he did that to me, I would be scared shitless. I don't know what I would actually do, fuck.

I just watched highlander again yesterday, gives me the same "holy shit I once thought this was cool" feeling.

*unzips huge magnet*
Problem fag?

yes

A weeb with 3 katanas?

obviously he has the katana under his chin not in his mouth you fucktard

A FUCKING LEAF
AHHAHAHAHAHA...HOLY SHIT
LIKE...AHHAHAHAHHAA..WHAT...THE....FUCK.........A LEAF!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD....HAHHAHA....JESUS.....CHRIST....MOHAMMAD....(PEACE BE UPON HIM)......AN...ACTUAL....FUCKING....LEAF....ON.....A......FLAG....LIKE….LITERALLY….AN…ACTUAL……HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..”COUNTRY’S”….FLAG….WHAT….THE….ACTUAL….FUCK…..HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.....HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA...OH GOD....I'M.....I'M DYING....HAAHAHAHHAHA....I CAN'T....I CAN'T BREATHE.....HAAAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!
LIKE….WHAT…LE…FUCK….HHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…A..FUCKING…..LEAF!!!!!.....OF….ALL…HAHAHHAHAHHA…THE….THINGS….A…….LEAF!!!!!!!...HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..WHAT……WERE…..THEY….THINKING!!!!!!!!
LMAOOOOO….JUST….FUCK….HAHAHHAHAHAHA….MY….FLAG…UP!!!!!!!!

*Goes Super Saiyan*

Yeah...I'm going to beat-down city. Population: you.

I would like to get my socks, please Ned.

Difference being that Hellsing is still cool.

But there can only be one.

winner

I just noticed he even has the exact same swords

>Heh... going somewhere kiddo?

How to counter weeb meme weapons... Oh yeah! I shall use my nations meme weapon!

>nothing personnel kid the anime

Do you need an understudy senpai? :3

youtu.be/4dKwHOfd2dk

now that's what i call political discussion

I like this thread

*pulls out legally obtained weapon*
*presents license to conceal carry*
*informs you of this state's Stand Your Ground law*
*properly warn you that I intent to fire if you continue your hostilities*
*successfully de-escalate the situation*
*let you go about your way*

That's a good point. 3 times the katana, 3 times the cringe.

Does someone have the video where two autists fight over facebook with this kind of speech?

Has this kid seriously cut himself yet?

>Please say yes and that there is a YoutTube video.

>it was an afterimage

Hey at least he's getting some exercise.

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On phone, what anime?

>psssh, recycling?!
>Heh, I've got a response to that.

youtube.com/watch?v=lf0NCHMWcZA

Hellsing Ultimate