Wow now thats what I call a big guy

Wow now thats what I call a big guy

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Is this shit funny and entertaining?

>inb4 "van dam" was in this wtf

Its not that van dam

PUNISHED SEAGAL

A Man Denied His Punani

Alright what's going on here

>BANG
>Ow, my foot!

seagal lived in my hometown briefly back when he was making that reality show as a sheriffs deputy in the suburbs of new orleans.

my best friend at the time lived right next door. us and a bunch of friends got real drunk one night and smashed his fence up a whole bunch goofing around and ran away before he could come out and karate chop our asses.

he didnt do anything tho because he was too busy banging his sex slave in his house.

that bitch was probably scared locked in his bathroom thinking jean cloud was back

no, seagal obviously filmed his scenes separate from everyone else and is only in a small portion of the movie, everyone else is just shitty actors

where's his left hand in that picture?

kind of looks like it's in his pocket. bigger question is why is he shooting downward?

>van dam

They really have no self respect do they?

Nope

Bump for "van dambb"

Can someone post the "walking" clip?

holy shit it's in his pocket kek

I like that they give him equal billing with Seagal because they're hoping people will get confused.

By walking you mean floating?

Is it just me, or does it look like his face is photoshopped on there?

Who was he shooting at?

>shooting straight down
>walking with two katana swords on his back
>half way rolled up sleeves
>yellow tint oakley shades
>meme scarf

Looks like he checked all the boxes: Certified douche

Is he being pulled on a skateboard?

>certified retard

you

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It's a shop of an already heavily shopped dvd cover.

Looks like he got a head start behind the curtain and coasted by

Keanu Reeves is like the bizarro version of Seagal.

>My dad loved seagal throughout my entire childhood.
>always talked him up as a hero
>I grew up thinking seagal was the most badass man on the planet
>get older and realize how much of a hack seagal is
>get awkward around my dad because the man he idolizes is a bungus goofball
>guiltily lose respect for my father
>question his character judgement
>question his perception of reality

I stopped talking to my dad years ago, do I try to go back and pretend he's just being ironic?

noclip.

To your dads credit Seagals fall from grace was mostly due to the quality of his later films
I think the glimmer man was the straw that broke the publics back

Does Seagal write his movies? Because they feel like self-insert fanfiction written by someone with breathtakingly low self-esteem.

Holy Kek. What movie is this from?

Shadow Man.

Who would win in a fight?

That would be like fucking dividing by zero.

He's not even looking down the fucking sights.

Please make more of these from the other covers.

Why is he shhooting at the ground

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You don't have mspaint?

I lost my fingers in an unfortunate fisting accident.

H-how are you typing then?

You're not meant to, you practice point-shooting for CQB.

Mouth wand.

ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE?

>I train with my 1911A1 every day, this superior weapon can shoot down a helicopter because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth

Madnav Van Dam legit sounds like an awesome name.

there are many actors who has played CIA agents

but there is no other actor than Seagal who actually worked for CIA

I fucking love RVD the whole damn show. Now I might watch this shitty flick.

>punani status

Snatched.

The cover would have to be a hell of a lot bigger if his own body was in it.

Why is the gun firing

Because he's in the special ops. Can't you see the two tactical katana's on his back?

Daily Reminder this is his best movie

Where does the punani meme come from?

youtube.com/watch?v=tsXabeuK2PE

youtube.com/watch?v=3v4-zYghodc

He holding it with one hand with no trigger discipline.

How bad is it if I kinda like this?

/our guy/ Conan recommended it.

Looking thorugh the sights will make you have tunnelvision and strains your eyes. You are supposed to be in high ready looking above the sights and scan the area.

So these "movies" are basically some money laundering scheme?

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This fucker fights like a chink
Looks like a pocahontas
But actually is a jew

hmm really grinds my cobblestones

guys please more webms wtf guys

Anything written or said about Seagal is probably not true