what'll ya have

> what'll ya have
> shot of whiskey... and leave the bottle

>what's your drink?
>rummin coke
>download subtitles
>'rum and coke'

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>that'll be $500
>*spits whiskey all over bartender*

my sides

>bartender asks character what he wants
>says "i'll have a beer" without specifying a specific brand

>protag has his head in his hands at the bar
>bartender: "hey pal, this one's on me"

>what're ya havin boss?
>j-just water

what'll ya have
> shot of whiskey
> sure thing, what kind?
> th-th-there's more than one kind?

name 7 joints, 3 flicks, 2 movies and 14 cinemas where this happened.

believe it or not, this used to be fine before 'craft beer' bullshit.

now not only will they force you to pick something specific, they will judge you and laugh at you in the back if you order some shit that isn't refined.

"he ordered the TRIPLE stout instead of the DOUBLE X BROOKLYN AGED, what a fucking cunt this guy is oh my fucking god"

what? there was usually a few options like coors, bud, miller, pabst

>what can i get ya?
>cranberry juice
>what are you on your period or something?

...NO!

> man at bar asks for a shot of whiskey
> it's obviously burning the fuck out of his throat
> "smooooohhhhhhhtttttt"

I've gone to a couple bars enough times that when I walk in they just hand me a budweiser.

>man goes to a bar
>What'll have?
>Give me your finest drink

>man goes to bar
>woman picks him up

>Okay here's our most expensive drink. A 30% tip is mandatory.

> pretty young girl orders whiskey
> doesn't gag and spit it out immediately due to it tasting like liquid death

kek i actually say this irl

I just want beer that tastes like real beer.

>man walks into a bar
>says ow and rubs his forehead

>hey boss, what'll you have?
>melted green Popsicle and make it snappy!

when will they learn

underage pls go

>character smashes bottle or glass over someones head
>doesn't spend the rest of the movie in jail for attempted murder

>man enters bar
>"give me a tankard of your finest ale, barkeep"

maybe it takes place in England

> guy walks into a bar
> I'd like a milk please
> table full of old geezers in the back start laughing

>female character goes to club
>isnt immediately surrounded by greasy ethnics

>get me a glass of bourbon
>and a shot of bourbon
>and a bourbon chaser

>Young man enters bar
>Give me a drink, I just had my first blowjob
>Ah! A celebratory drink!
>No, I just need something to get the taste out of my mouth