/balt/ + /ausnz/

smiles edition

first

binkas bunkis binkis

nth

thanks

happy birthday to the birthday kiwi

even though i apparently still can't tell you apart

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thanks

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wouldnt mind a trap gf if im honest
reckon theyd be grateful

lads how about we invite mtfg over for a laff?

meems

>the more people we have in the general the closer we get to becoming like /brit/
Tis truly a horrific catch 22

GAS ALL TRANNIES

the smell would bother me

yeah you might look like a girl but if i have to fuck your ass AND you smell like a bloke on top of that?

hard sell

bit not nice

Think the female hormones make them smell girly

youre a yob or youre a wanker

If they wore perfume you wouldn't notice

What did he vote for in the referendum?

And this is why I'm not heterosexual.
>doesn't like how males smell
What are you, gay?

doubt it, real girls smell nice

traps are a bunch of stinky cunts

thanks

with extra flags on it shouldn't be too hard to tell us apart
I would rather this place be dead than like /brit/

you're the cafe kiwi aren't you

poo poo pee pee

so now i have to gag on the combined stench of cheap perfume, recent anal sex and man stink?

ill give you something to gag on mate

nice

yeah, but you just came so it'll be alright

s-should I get extra flags?

>I would rather this place be dead than like /brit/
Agreed

yep

>tfw this is the comfiest general around but only when there's enough people

yes but only set it for Otago

well at least you won't arr rook same anymore

Speaking from experience?

never came here before, visiting now
impress me

>s-should I get extra flags?
we live in the same place so I'd be a bit redundant
I keep on meaning to ask, does Faulkner county have anything to do with the author ?

this is the truth

i'd rather not so you fuck off

oi

>smelly trap ruins my afterglow

just another reason not to bother

very nice work i think i'll stay

>we live in the same place so I'd be a bit redundant
ah that makes sense, I figured you could change your flag or something

I am literally Sup Forums's foremost expert on the physiology of the 'trap'

>we live in the same place so I'd be a bit redundant
not if he just does Otago. That's what I do with the other people who live in Conway

I think it was named after a military guy but I forget which one

i don't know happened, a few years ago it used to be the GOAT

even this thread is an improvement but still not a match for peak form

Post pics and scent files.

poppin pills like zits

Hmm the place I want to go to should he openint at 10 but it's closed and there's no one inside.

>smelly trap ruins my afterglow
not like you'll be fucking anything anyway so I don't know why you're bitching about it

Charge on in like you own the place.

because the balts used to play along as well

i can't remember the last time i saw a scatvian that wasn't mikoto

was having a meme lad, no need to get snippy

besides, the few times i've ever fucked things they initiated

I love both of u

ni hao

I could always make my flag to be Port Chalmers so we could be told apart

They opened now.

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haha nah i'm not clicking that thanks

I just wanted to make sure I can tell you apart from any other kiwis, sometimes it can get frustrating and I embarrass myself trying to roleplay with some random.

VIRUS
do not click

miss the balts 2bh

together we used to be THE premier dubsgetters

eh ive still got it

see what happens when you assert your dominance over others?

what ever happened to that one janny cunt who kept banning people for dubchecking some months ago

we became irrelevant

I still miss baltoman

>offbyonestralia

get these

idiot doesn't even know his own culture

check this

genuinely abject display 2bh

You guys are pathetic
GET

i-it wont happen again

I should listen to you more often.

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*shows em how it's done*

Although I only have extra flags on my desktop, so you'll only be able to identify me half of the time

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I guess it really is never that easy...

:DDDDDDDD

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m8

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how am I supposed to identify the Dunedin qts when they're both using the same flags

dubs for smiles

certify the numbers

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IS THIS A SICK FUCKING JOKE

nice dubs

I guess you just won't be able to
one off trips

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Thanks.

you'll never make this easy will you

cheers

Maybe get better at recognizing people then.

Me being held (by (You))

big ears

>Some of the people really think that this thread is good
*vomits*

maybe stop looking the same

really enjoying this mario/rabbids kingdom battle

great*

that it's good is a given

no
*puke all over your face*

>Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue)16:49:57 No.79646970
>no
>*puke all over your face*