Vikings at Redskins, Vol. II

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>MFW THE REDSHITS ARE GETTING BTFO BY A PACK OF BUMS WHO LUCKED OUT BECAUSE THE REST OF THEIR TERRIBLE DIVISION IS INJURED

DUDE THEY FUCKING SUCK LMFAO

DEM BOYS FINNA KEEP CRUISIN' TO AN EASY 13-3 WHILE THESE BUMS SHIT THEIR PANTS WEEK AFTER WEEK

Starting a new job tomorrow lads, kinda nervous desu. How do I fool everyone into thinking I'm a perfectly normal functioning member of the human race?

>Doctson

L O L !

This

WHERED ALL THE EAGLES FANS GO?!

EAGLES FANS ARE MIA TODAY

PROBABLY PLOWING THEIR SISTERS BEHIND PA'S TRACTOR DOWN AT THE MUSHROOM FARM DUMB REDNECKS

lmaooOoooooo

what's the job, pal?

Go to bed, Matthew

Just Be

Pendejo making plays
case keenum channeling kurt warner final form

grab them by the pussy

Captain Kirk is too good for this team

the vikes D really haven't played that good. Was Griffen really that huge of a factor?

Working in IT, so there should be plenty of fellow spergs, but want to hide my power level until I've been there a while

I heard all redskins fans are black, jewish, and/or crippled and are on welfare. Is this true?

You stay steady. The issue is emotional instability. So try to remain stable on the outside. That's all people care about. Then just do your job, son.

You'll do just fine.

Why is Sendejo so severely underrated?

>mfw the Vikings sign him in the offseason

never reveal your power levels in public, lad
if they are spergs, then act normal so management will trust you

Find the one guy there who likes Ameriball. Become friends with him.

Alternatively, embrace your autism and become the guy people laugh at.

You've just described the entirety of DC so yeah

Good to see Rhodes is OK.

as backup to Case Keenum?

>loins losing to the browns

He takes dumb penalties

I thought Norman was supposed to be good

>Say Teddy will (eventually) play
>Case goes off on one

Literal 5d chess played by are mike.

>channel game is on keeps switching to Spanish announcers for some reason
>spanish guy is more entertaining than the regular announcers
>I don't understand a word of spanish

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>harrison smith pushes vee dee into the back of teddy b's knees on the sidelines and they roll up on him and cripple that faggot on a flying tackle late hit

all miracles are possible in this game
somehow bridgewater needs to get his season ended before he can ruin anything

"Darth Vader Viking

Dumbass announcer

is case keenum giving up this job?

/our guy/

Mike is ruthless. The tragic passing of his wife has turned him into a cold cunning football savant. His children are all grown. He spent his bye week literally killing animals. I honestly think an eye patch would only add to his persona.

aesthetic as fuck

Threw it off his back foot, into double coverage

What the fuck were you thinking Keenum? That was fucking rookie shit.

What a terrible idea

Basically a punt

>79646639
Thanks m80s. If I do anything truly stupid I'll be sure to let you all know next week

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There's classic Case

Theilen is MVP in this game

BASED VIKINGS
PAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHH

That man used to play for us.

t. not a Vikings fan

you're from the united "kingdom", a place that worship a decrepit old bitch because you till think harry potter is nonfiction.

you're not fooling ANYBODY, adbul.

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He was the leading sacker. Skins are also pretty feisty. Give them credit.

Both of these fanbases are low energy and gay, thank God I'm a Cowboys fan

what happens if i remove the mask?

(((THEY))) keep all the (((((((GOLD))))))))) there.

you have to filter that stupid nigger
all his posts give people aids

Didn't he miss a game last year because he had surgery on his eye?

>a skyrim commercial in november 2017

??

>its a Vikings defense lets down the offense episode

100% accurate btw. fans of dem boys don't have to deal with this impotent dog shit.

What compelled you to think this was a worthwhile post?

Is the Redskins guy named Peerun?

Yes which is why i mentioned that. He has had multiple surgeries.

No, it's Pissjog

Get fucked racists

I can't believe Robison is still playing.

Defense bailed out the offense there.

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Perine. Wonky sounding pronunciation of his name, but who am I to argue against it?

Are there any Washington fans in this thread?

Will we hear from Pam again this game? Or ever?

>2011 in 2017

I don't like apple but they really should make a version of this Samsung ad where the guy's new Samsung phone explodes at the end, causing him serious burns

I heard all redskins fans worship the devil and molest animals is this true?

For the last few days I've been kindly informing everyone that he is a cheesehead masquerading as a Vikings fan. Going to keep doing it for another week, and everyone should be well aware by then. It's a simple post, but he got assblasted from it yesterday, so I'll keep going for a little bit more.

Nah, sent home for being a drunkard.

I'd pronounce it "Pereen"

you dont like opposite day?
Robison is stepping up and playing with DAT HEART while griffen is out. best thing about this game.

>anyone else just want to see an entire game where Harrison Smith is used to blitz every single snap? like no coverage just safety blitzes every snap.
I really think it would be 50/50 chance at a sack or TFL every time.

Same here. I don't understand how it can be what the commentator t is.

Boy these Washington Injuns look like they should be playing in the CFL, not the NFC East.

vikings fans out here pretending they didnt vote for a woman and they arent an atheist Somali shithole haha really bro a woman? are you gay?

>Keenum

KEENUM YOU STUPID FUCK

go away you retarded nigger

>starting case keenum ever

Keenum trying to make this a game

>Keenum

son of a bitch. we're going off the rails here

>But mooom, I don't wanna wear it. It's tight.

t. Yanks on foreskins.

godfuckingdammit both times I've turned TV on to watch game, next play is a vikings pick stupid fucks are going to lose this game

Is it time for tubby bustwater?

SWEAGEN!

Teddy, warm up buddy.

Fuck Case Keenum

>poo peenum

>holding the ball with one had
This is why you're a corner and not a WR

literally what

Bridgie Tedwater

IS THAT A TD??!?

Case is like a high school girl who stuffs her bra

looks enticing, ultimately disappointing

WHAT THE FUCK

MEMES

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Probably a TD though