2016

>2016
>still hasn't invested in an underground bunker

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tell me why, Sup Forums

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cause having a mobile RV is cheaper and allows you to get the fuck away from danger

unsustainable unless you got ammo/gas to defend yourself.

Thee defensive position is generally easier if there are enough layers between you and the intruder.

Shill repeat thread get ready for the repeat bots

Does she come with the shelter?

you imply any of us own any property to put one on

I don't need to worry about buyin' no more bunkers...
...and neither does my whole state.

If I had the money for it I would.

It's all about cucksheds now get with the times grampa

The whole concept of an underground bunker would be better if there was a way you could dig deep enough and remove enough dirt to put a bigger underground bunker and have about an acre of land underground. Basically moving a residential house fortified the same way as the other underground bunkers and have a yard and some room to grow stuff with artificial lights making the scenario less depressing looking.

But that's pure fantasy as is surviving in an underground bunker.

Why fight it? The world's shit anyway, and if Armageddon happens it's honestly for the best. If the bomb that lands on me gets BLM and SJWs too, there'll be nobody left behind to grieve.

youtube.com/watch?v=frAEmhqdLFs

I'm poor.

>pay 50k to get a shelter that survives nuclear explosion
>enough supplies to last ten days
>get out of shelter
>die slowly and painfully due to radiation sickness
So glad I bought it

>pay 50k to get a shelter that survives nuclear explosion
>enough supplies to last ten days
>polar caps melt, shelter is now 150 feet under water
>welp

this right here senpai

Oh you. Tee hee.

Every house built in Switzerland requires a bunker

lmao at the amerifats with their wodden cucksheds

Because im poor. Still try to do a little prepping though

wat

Is this fucking true?!?!?!

swissinfo.ch/eng/bunkers-for-all/995134

Having fun now AN HERO later!!!!! HORAYYYY End of the WORLD!!!! WOHHHH

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>pay 50k to get a shelter that survives nuclear explosion
>enough supplies to last ten days
>forgot to put ketchup in the fridge
>goes bad by day 3
>eat sister by day 5
>gouge out own eyes by day 7
>overdose on 12 marijuanas by day 9
>US army shows up day 11

>tfw no blonde cutie to have loving post-apocalyptic sex with

You seem very confused about how radiation works.

it's ultimately not necessary. all you need to do is make sure you have enough supplies to survive in your basement for two weeks. after that the threat of radiation is negligible

>his country isn't already an apocalyptic wasteland
pleb

>tell me why, Sup Forums
Because they're too expensive Mr Hit and Run Poster

I see what you did there

we don't have basements in the south

Your dog run away again?

>its not hard to store food thatll last for years
>also not hard to plan for all kinds of situation, like flooding

Don't need a bunker. I live in a country that wont be targeted in a limited exchange and supposedly in a full exhanging we are fucked no matter what we do.

your country would be razed with fallout from britain

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Prevailing wind comes from the Atlantic. No fallout for us.

So just how many athletes will be seized by terrorists next month?

all of them

does the price include the hot blonde ?

Why the fuck is there not a fallout game set there?!

>The fist of the rotating pictures on that page
youtube.com/watch?v=wPF97VnGwAI

>he thinks modern bombs are like 1945 bombs,
>He thinks nuke winter isn't real
the plants will die, the animals that eat the plants will die and the water will be undrinkable

>Store enough food to last a month or two
>Survive initial explosions and the worst of the radiation
>Only thing you need to worry about is fallout particles
>Leave with a mask and protected clothing, shower when you come back

Yer good m8

Can't wait to see Munich 2.0 movie

nuclear winter isn't real you stupid redneck. it was cold war propaganda

Yeah because that's totally what happened to Chernobyl.

>dogs playing poker

you'll regret that "haha so ironic" choice when you have to look at it for 5+ years.

Also I'd rather just move to an area that's least likely to ever have fallout or get nuked, which is exactly what I did.

I still want to make a shelter because they're cool and seem pretty comfortable, I was in a nuke shelter once and it was nice.

I live below sea level.

WHY WON'T YOU DIE?

Don't need one when the government made one for me. :^)
Altho' fristly I'd had to buy a plane ticket to grandparents...

>radioactivity
>two weeks
>a month or two

You guys are accounting for iodine, I think. I think strontium lasts 600 years and cesium much longer.

You got 600 years of food?

Get outta here stalker

Chernobyl was not hit with a imploding bomb you retard.
Also the plants did die, they came back later

Legal brothels and underground fallout shelters for everyone? Is there anything bad that can be said about the Swiss?

Does it come with female for breeding purposes?

I wanted the scene were he goes insane, but just as good.

youtube.com/watch?v=wbAF1EExpek

If you dont have a reliable, competent gang that will join up once shit hits the fan, the only thing that will save you in the apocalypse is a cabin in the woods miles away from civilization, fully stocked with everything you will need. A tin can in the ground wont do shit, you have to come out eventually

because it doesn't work in my area, we just build above ground bunkers we call houses.

Pripyat had bumper cars well well

If you need to use it you're dead anyway. Let's see how many deer survived a 3-month nuclear winter when your food supply runs out.

>only ten day
Why? You can easily have 8+ months of supplies.

Strontium lasts for 28 years,but you can just wear a mask

It use to be one year, but now it's three years, you might be able to fish our farm after that?

nucleardarkness.org/warconsequences/hundredfiftytonessmoke/

you best hope global warming is a lie made up by democrats to scare you into voting for them

I'm on a boat

>bunker user will never invite you for a sleepover

tfw stockpilled 2000 craft din din meals already.

youtube.com/watch?v=8WYv0MQCQgA

You'd think the previous famine would have taught you that crops are temperamental things, Ireland.

Also when Britain gets lit up like a bonfire by a spiteful France, you're bound to get some particles'n'shit

now need 5000 tendies.

are the Sup Forums + /k/ happening bunker threads still a thing?
i kind of liked some of the ideas and designs and stuff, even if they weren't practical at all
also those threads were pretty fun and comfy
can we have bunker threads again?

not really, but that would be funny.

Lel. Global warming isn't a lie, in so far that climate change isn't a lie, the human effects are what's up for debate.

I want one tbqh

if you wear a mask with protective clothing, all you need to do is wash it off before re-entering your bunker.

Looks like an RV, except it can't go anywhere.

>2016
>posting images from pinterest

Take your own photos you dumb newcunt

>be bandit
>find bunker
>look for exhaust hole
>pour cement down it
>??????????
>profit

Can I get one of these in the UK?

It's just a giant pipe. They are pretty simple to build, you can use c-cans too.

And that's enough to withstand the shockwave of a nuke?

Best subtle kek so far in 2016

interesting

Depends how far down you put it. But if you are at ground zero most likely not. Also you have to worry about water drainage as it's likely to be highly radioactive.

Nobody is going to survive ground zero, even military bunkers. Maybe cheyanne mountain or some shit.

>Innawoods.
>Camouflaged holes.

You'd have to be pretty unlucky there. But yeah under a house would be bad.

Srsly guise, lets hear some solutions to this. I'll start.

Disguise ventilation stuff as plumbing, or preferably something with less potential value itself. Ornamental features, say.

I fyou really wanted you could stockpile 20 years of food.

Freeze-dried foods have a shelf life of 25 years.

Same for grains stored in mylar bags with oxygen absorbers.

>line one wall with 4-10 gallon water bottles
>buy thousand hundred dollars of canned tuna, crackers, vit c/d pills and various other canned foods
>just replace a section of the foods every month or so to ensure nothing is there more than three years
Boom, you've got food for like, two months in there at least.
Even ten cans of tuna a day is still 100 days on that, and I think 100 gallons of water would last one person a very long time.
I say one person because there's no way anybody here autistic enough to get a fallout shelter has even a single friend.

The Mist.
Great movie.

>2016
>paying someone else to build your bunker
>being in a sales database of a person who owns a bunker
>not knowing how to build a bunker
>not knowing how to build your own home
>being an effeminate male who can't do anything
>having to pay others for something so simple

I fucking hate know-nothing cowadooty faggots almost as much as numales.

god I fucking love your country even more. Thank god for my Swiss Uncle/Cousins in case I need to GTFO

Did he ever finish?

Yes because a install of this thing is totally inconspicuous. All my neighbours will totally not know thats in the ground

>The Mist
youtube.com/watch?v=ktqNNsVJhUE

>your neighbors' faces when some huge awkward shit gets delivered via abnormal wide load and gets buried in yor garden by excavators.

I want to have a falloutshelter.
Even large ones are for sale pretty "cheap" in Austria sometimes: ~5.000 € - ~10.000 € for smaller ones (35m2-50m2) and larger ones (60m2 - 250m2) for ~11.000 € - 30.000 €

Noone wants to live in a falloutshelter, but I could imagine buying one instead of a house. Same living space for far less money.

I have one close friend. I am also on good terms with his gf.
Also I have one loose friend.

Nice boob

oh yeah?

>thousand hundred dollars

>1 post by this id.

>mfw I thought my neighbor was a men in black undercover agent but it turns out hes just a paranoid prepper