/brit/

comfy edition

*assumes power stance*

alri billionaire

/cum/

it's like lego but if you forget a part or don't buy a proper power supply and shit you can end up blowing parts of your pc easily. Generally speaking if you can pay someone who knows what they're doing 50 quid to build and check all this shit for you i'd say it's worth it

>a mick, a convict and a fucking yank
great start

*blocks your path*

Enjoy your poverty simulator deanos. Fifa with the lads Friday, sound, andy has the new fifa in gonna be well mint!

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So there's this irritating bit of road I have to deal with every morning, pic related.

I go the route marked in blue; my question is how should I deal with annoying bastards doing the thing in red? There's one or two every other day. Normally I'm calm enough to just slow down and let them pass me.

t. got furiously honked at when I sped up and narrowly squeezed myself in front of one of them this morning

thanks for ruining the hench kitty pic you infertile cretin. Day of the rope cant come soon enough.

you chatting about poverty simulator on a piece of shit pc that you benchmark at running 10 year old games on ultra, just fucking laughing at your life lad

Can't be bothered with girls on tinder who give three-word replies

seems like a badly designed road desu
why isn't there a roundabout

we love you nigel

really jealous of pc gamers. squad with the lads looks really fun and the console community arelations underage and deanos. Could I get a good pc for 700 quid?

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Lol who is this pc masterrace cunt shitting up the thread? This isn't an argument that happens in /brit/

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

You should only be giving 1 word questions.

badly designed but just fucking stay in the right lane and dont turn right lol

Toad2

>console man
ah yes but it's gone up to 4k now see

>pc fag
LOL FUCK OFF YOU'RE SHIT REEEEEEEE XD

strawman

Nice strawman lad it was just an example cause everyone knows those games. I can run Squad on max running at 100 plus fps. Enjoy your poverty

the transformation is complete...

Yeah it's stupidly designed.

I was going to post a satellite pic from google but it's still under construction there. I hope they change it soon.

Really jealous of console gamers. My fellow pc gamers are cunts and all I have is a toaster that cost me a lot of money.

only a fucking nerd would do the blue route, awful planning though

kill whitey

I suppose i could be mistaken as a racist because i hate whites. Then again, i don't believe in reverse-racism.

RAM has doubled in price since 5 years ago and SSDs have stayed the same for 2 years now
not a fan of this

Simply lol at the jealous poverty stricken deanos. They probably browse the internet on a fucking laptop with windows ten

fuck off cunts

*initiates wank sequence*

anime

keep having dreams about putting dildos up my bum

complain to your local authorities/mp/whatever

t. Crimeboss

3k for a hug lad you in

Just a week ago I was with a girl after a night out, we were going to copulate. Anyway she observed I had a gaming pc at which point she called me a nerd and left. I guess it really is true console gamers are alpha chads and were the virgin gamer s

>*see thing other person has*
>*mad that you don't have that person's thing*
>*attack them for it*
>*now that's other person's thing is your thing*
Ahh, British history.

working class runt

small brain: consoles
normal brain: books
large brain: pc
ascended brain: pc, books and consoles

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>2004
>smartphone

what a shitty popsci-tier image

and people will still defend brexit

How is it possible that I'm getting stronger but not gaining any size

do universities check where you've worked in your personal statement

can you lie

Honestly don't know why you don't own a PS4. Worth it for the Yakuza series alone 2bh.

will NOT be talking to anyone who doesn't know who Raul Ruiz, John Ashberry and Yako Taro are.

if you were not a human what animal would you be

billionaire

FOW

I've just noticed that what pundits and the media do is the same thing I do on /brit/. Your motivation isn't truth. Your motivation is (You)s, or in the media's case (View)s, so you say any old shit to garner attention even if you don't mean it or fully believe in it.

The media and talking heads are exactly like us posting here trying to be heard, and they're just as full of shit as we are.

>copulate

This but with white people on one side and brown people on the other

>only a fucking nerd would do the blue route

In my defence I only go onto that lane 50 yards prior from a side road so I have to change lanes immediately before/after a turn anyway.

What to you think his wife believes he does at work?

considered buying a new tower to replace my laptop but thought about how much effort would be required to decide what I want and I don't have enough energy for that after toil and gym

oh well

>my childhood escapism box is better than your childhood escapism box

closest relative is apparently the paki

find it hilarious how you wouldn't have the bollocks to say that to my face. if you knew who i was, and of my reputation, you wouldn't have said it online either.

don't think a uni will care where you've worked 2bh

>Mum leaves husband for childhood sweetheart when she learns she's going to die
Friendly reminder that women have no souls and are nothing but opportunistic parasites that can't experience love.

really fancy listening to blue lads

>works wants me to attend this "conference" thing on Sunday
>annoyed but I've got no choice
>turns out I need to wake up at 3AM to drive to some completely different city where I will then be driven by bus for 3+ hours to some other city where the actual event is.
>no idea how long the event itself will be, but I know I'll have to entertain these rich poofs and their ratty kids

>but thought about how much effort would be required to decide what I want and I don't have enough energy

LOST OVER 500 EUROS IN BITCOIN OVER HTE PAST 2 DAYS SOMEONE COME AND KILL ME PLEASE

learned this when i was 10 when my mom moved four states away to marry a guy she met over the internet haha

That's a wack deal, homey

>8 potential cases of fraud and numerous cases of theft at grenfell tower involving people claiming family have died that didn't exist and others stealing from other residents whilst the building was on fire

Ah yes.

was playing GTA v and it finally clicked why it did so well

it really is the absolute definition of escapism for a functioning toiling independently minded adult male

Lilly Alen
Dua lipa
Ronda rousey
Jennifer Lawrence

Any questions?

>forcing people to do things against their will
Sounds like slavery to me.

>why isn't there a roundabout

kek

>Man follows dreams
>Good on him! He deserves it!
>Woman follows dreams
>Women have no souls! Vapid whore

Wish I had enough money to just fly around in circles

History? That's the Labour party's present m8.

>tfw almost fell for the bitcoin meme

?

really wish I didn't post that Sup Forums post now

it attracts the wrong people

going out for an exercise lads

think socialism might be good for us 2bh

don't blame the post, you were already here

no

I'm head of admissions at University of Reddit. Work experience is totally irrelevant and none of the courses are accredited. Some of the higher level course do have entrance exams.

I wear a lot of hats managing admissions, teaching the fine arts of Intermediate Manga Drawing and Audacity 101.

>Tearing your children away from their father, leaving them more likely to grow up into worse adults and also crushing the the heart of the father both in you leaving him and forcing him to live without his children, despite your husband staying with you through a seizure and brain tumour
>cuz you want to fuck an ex
Ah so brave!

BRIT STOP FUCKING DISTRACTING ME FROM READING ZAMA

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Had a hearty chortle when I heard grenfell was full of wogs

having a chicken sammo

sickening, especially when coming from a 2nd class white

Cyclists just should not be allowed on the road it really simple as that

The guy who's fridge exploded or something was an Ethiopian taxi cab driver. My sister's husband is an Ethiopian taxi cab driver.

The tripfag has a found a moe effective way to shit up our general.

IGNORE IT

Fucking hate that fat autistic welsh virgin and his commie bollocks

The Irish are literally the whitest people on the planet. They've got the most neanderthal in them.

>misplaced my penis examination forms from High School when I was applying for Uni so I had to have a penis inspection AND a rectal exam right there in the admissions office

>it's a "lisicki's back at uni for the 9th year in a row and he's back to full time /brit/ posting" episode

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