/dixie/ - Westerm Turkey & Friends

Freedom, Liberty and fried chicken edition

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Does the KFC in chicken universe sell human meat?
It must be really akward for the chicken colonel to be together with a bunch of humans

It was everything but chicken, like mashed potatoes and shit
It was some alternate future with mutant animals everywhere

ok, still pretty weird if he knows that the other KFCs use chicken meat

>Westerm

I have been naming it the exact same way for 3 days now and you just noticed?
Big ol' dumb

She wasn't there
drunk as a corner btw

shouldnt have trusted the f*male subhuman
dont beat yourself over it too much bud

doesnt matter i have the number of another old drunkard anyway so maybe she will be there when we'll do a barbacue this weekend or smth

have to find another job now

good morning y'all

coucou
weed is degenerate

>have to be drunk to understand cadien

french gay

>LONDON
>O
>N
>D
>O
>N

Richmond-upon-Thames best borough

Pretty hungover my dudes. I hope no one tries to talk to me IRL today.

I'm usually good to go after two cups of coffee and a ham and cheese sandwich

Just drink water while you're drinking tho

just take a cold shower and go out for a early morning walk
OR
eat like a bunch of shitty McD's burgers

that doesn't prevent a hangover, it just keeps it from getting too bad.

McDonalds is top-tier hungover food, sucks that you can't order it to your home here and have to enter a restaurant full of yelling basketball-Americans instead

I'm between paychecks so I don't have the cash to waste on McDonald's. I think I might just make some mac n cheese instead

>goes from pretty hungover to slightly hungover
Ok

I read somewhere that cheese is pretty much the best thing you can eat for it so probably a good idea.

>more salt
also who the fuck eats Kraft

I don't. It was illustrative. Although Annie's is pretty garbage too.

>being elitist about instant Mac and Cheese

me

>eating "cheese" sauce laced with sawdust

well that's what you're going to get if you don't make it yourself

i can
everytime im hungover i order their cheapest combo menu's with 2 burgers to my house
the place is open till like 1 AM or smth

Or I choose to not eat dogshit food

I'm jelly
best you can do here is order a pizza but that's far more expensive
plus tip of course :^)

>dip :-DDDD
thank g-d i dont have to do this ever

You can get chink food

I don't do it anyway

thats cause you are a sack of shit

>I don't do it anyway
that's because you like having cum in your food

Don't have to tip if you never order delivery

Enjoy being fat fucks

>twink

Shitpost

Fat

I am NOT thank you very much
if i were fat, i would have already recieved my complementary american citizenship by now

It's only honorary citizenship.
Like what Saddam had

faggot kys

talking to you

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where did you get that pic of me?

>mapscroll.blogspot.com/2009/05/human-development-index-by-state.html

Where were you when you learned that Arkansas,
Louisiana,West Virginia, and Mississippi have a lower HDI than fucking Albania, and Kentucky, Tennessee, Oklahoma, and Alabama are on par with Belarus?

REALLY makes you think

whats your problem with Belarus

>EDIT WITH HUGE DISCLAIMER: The US HDI is not at all comparable to the world HDI. The data which this map represent are not, in fact based on the American Human Development Project; and the AHDP's data are not, in fact, suitable for making international comparisons - they were specifically designed with the American context in mind. So consider this a sort of interesting thought exercise, but go to the AHDP's website for the real data. They also have some very nice maps of their own.
>Goes ahead and compares the deep southern states to Albania and Belarus anyway.

Also

>D.C.
>.960 HDI

Oh boy.

those russiaball comics are so unfunny, why do they exist

literally german-tier humor
Limitations don't negate the central message. A good portion of dixie is second-world.

>A good portion of dixie is second-world.

Last time I checked, the southern states were apart of the United States during the Cold War era, meaning that it's impossible for them to be Communist-aligned during the time era given the fact that they were aligned to the leader of the first world, the United States :^)

they're fantastic

this is terrible

...

I've always hated north Louisiana.

no one asked

Who the FUCK said you could reply to me ?

I hate third-world/first-world definition autism

mhh excuse me??

I hate France so much for that

well what's your definition of second world, then?

this is russian SOUL

uhhhhhh

middle income countries. Mexico, Indonesia, shit like that

don't reply to me commie

why is russia so cool

theyre down with the cause

Last time I checked, France is communist.

Take a look at my post again, it says it right there :^)

>literally shit humor
i knew it was german

we're not commies we're socialists
do i look like a fucking communard to you?
DIRIGISM not COMMUNISM
praise de gaulle

>we're not commies we're socialists
literally no difference

kys commie

Communism...
Socialism...
There's no difference !
They same !
Yes, same thing !
:^)

>not praising mercantilism
france pls
you guys used to be cool

>praising mercantilism
enjoy your nonexistent economic growth

more like enjoy your materialism and reliance on other countries and neo-"imperialism"
capitalism is for mercantilists who are too weak to CONQUER

>tfw high county

I still have the ass between two chairs when it comes to royalism and republicanism

alright thats enough

>be protectionist empires
>launch several world spanning wars that decimate Europe
>get colonized by your former subjects

It's time for you to go full no step on snek

Constitutional monarchy where the royalty are entirely ceremonial. Objectively the patrician's government

None of that parliamentary shit tho

Constitutional monarchies are where it's at, you get the best of both worlds
a glorious, prestigious, and cultured head of state with a rational political system

that was the G*rman's fault
G*rmans ruined Europe

>godless socialists
>m*narchist scum
>collectivist bastards
why is /dixie/ so fucking shit?

Remember the Vendee martyrs, guys

it's good for the country's health to have a physical embodiment of the nation's ideals. though I suspect that won't work for britain when Liz's shit ass grandchildren get to the throne and turn it into a reality tv show

Kings > Sultans
combining religious and temporal power was a mistake

>itt: ouiaboos in denial

>not being republican
you people disgust me
none of you are worthy of calling yourselves american

remembered
don't forget to Remember the Alamo too

>people don't like Prince Charles
>people unironically liked Princess Diana
gas the plebs tbqh

Prince William is cool though, it's really just the media that's trying to turn his family into a reality TV show.

but royalty has always carried divine connotations senpai

*forgets the Alamo*
*messes with Texas*
btfo

They btfo their monarchy tho

>Constitutional monarchy
we tried it twice already

Literally anything is preferable to a d*mocracy.

the bourbon dynasty had become weak

the finest thing they did was support us in our revolution, then they succumbed to their own

>we tried it twice already
Do it right this time. Get a Bong

good thing we're a """federal"""" """"""""""""""""'republic"""""""""""""""""

youtube.com/watch?v=A1JK_47TbZA&t=211s

look at these fucking bourbons lmao

almost hapsburg tier unattractive

>Get a Bong
haha no thanks

here our kings are french, not f*reigners