Freedom, Liberty and fried chicken edition
/dixie/ - Westerm Turkey & Friends
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Does the KFC in chicken universe sell human meat?
It must be really akward for the chicken colonel to be together with a bunch of humans
It was everything but chicken, like mashed potatoes and shit
It was some alternate future with mutant animals everywhere
ok, still pretty weird if he knows that the other KFCs use chicken meat
>Westerm
I have been naming it the exact same way for 3 days now and you just noticed?
Big ol' dumb
She wasn't there
drunk as a corner btw
shouldnt have trusted the f*male subhuman
dont beat yourself over it too much bud
doesnt matter i have the number of another old drunkard anyway so maybe she will be there when we'll do a barbacue this weekend or smth
have to find another job now
good morning y'all
coucou
weed is degenerate
>have to be drunk to understand cadien
french gay
>LONDON
>O
>N
>D
>O
>N
Richmond-upon-Thames best borough
Pretty hungover my dudes. I hope no one tries to talk to me IRL today.
I'm usually good to go after two cups of coffee and a ham and cheese sandwich
Just drink water while you're drinking tho
just take a cold shower and go out for a early morning walk
OR
eat like a bunch of shitty McD's burgers
that doesn't prevent a hangover, it just keeps it from getting too bad.
McDonalds is top-tier hungover food, sucks that you can't order it to your home here and have to enter a restaurant full of yelling basketball-Americans instead
I'm between paychecks so I don't have the cash to waste on McDonald's. I think I might just make some mac n cheese instead
>goes from pretty hungover to slightly hungover
Ok
I read somewhere that cheese is pretty much the best thing you can eat for it so probably a good idea.
>more salt
also who the fuck eats Kraft
I don't. It was illustrative. Although Annie's is pretty garbage too.
>being elitist about instant Mac and Cheese
me
>eating "cheese" sauce laced with sawdust
well that's what you're going to get if you don't make it yourself
i can
everytime im hungover i order their cheapest combo menu's with 2 burgers to my house
the place is open till like 1 AM or smth
Or I choose to not eat dogshit food
I'm jelly
best you can do here is order a pizza but that's far more expensive
plus tip of course :^)
>dip :-DDDD
thank g-d i dont have to do this ever
You can get chink food
I don't do it anyway
thats cause you are a sack of shit
>I don't do it anyway
that's because you like having cum in your food
Don't have to tip if you never order delivery
Enjoy being fat fucks
>twink
Shitpost
Fat
I am NOT thank you very much
if i were fat, i would have already recieved my complementary american citizenship by now
It's only honorary citizenship.
Like what Saddam had
faggot kys
talking to you
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where did you get that pic of me?
>mapscroll.blogspot.com
Where were you when you learned that Arkansas,
Louisiana,West Virginia, and Mississippi have a lower HDI than fucking Albania, and Kentucky, Tennessee, Oklahoma, and Alabama are on par with Belarus?
REALLY makes you think
whats your problem with Belarus
>EDIT WITH HUGE DISCLAIMER: The US HDI is not at all comparable to the world HDI. The data which this map represent are not, in fact based on the American Human Development Project; and the AHDP's data are not, in fact, suitable for making international comparisons - they were specifically designed with the American context in mind. So consider this a sort of interesting thought exercise, but go to the AHDP's website for the real data. They also have some very nice maps of their own.
>Goes ahead and compares the deep southern states to Albania and Belarus anyway.
Also
>D.C.
>.960 HDI
Oh boy.
those russiaball comics are so unfunny, why do they exist
literally german-tier humor
Limitations don't negate the central message. A good portion of dixie is second-world.
>A good portion of dixie is second-world.
Last time I checked, the southern states were apart of the United States during the Cold War era, meaning that it's impossible for them to be Communist-aligned during the time era given the fact that they were aligned to the leader of the first world, the United States :^)
they're fantastic
this is terrible
...
I've always hated north Louisiana.
no one asked
Who the FUCK said you could reply to me ?
I hate third-world/first-world definition autism
mhh excuse me??
I hate France so much for that
well what's your definition of second world, then?
this is russian SOUL
uhhhhhh
middle income countries. Mexico, Indonesia, shit like that
don't reply to me commie
why is russia so cool
theyre down with the cause
Last time I checked, France is communist.
Take a look at my post again, it says it right there :^)
>literally shit humor
i knew it was german
we're not commies we're socialists
do i look like a fucking communard to you?
DIRIGISM not COMMUNISM
praise de gaulle
>we're not commies we're socialists
literally no difference
kys commie
Communism...
Socialism...
There's no difference !
They same !
Yes, same thing !
:^)
>not praising mercantilism
france pls
you guys used to be cool
>praising mercantilism
enjoy your nonexistent economic growth
more like enjoy your materialism and reliance on other countries and neo-"imperialism"
capitalism is for mercantilists who are too weak to CONQUER
>tfw high county
I still have the ass between two chairs when it comes to royalism and republicanism
alright thats enough
>be protectionist empires
>launch several world spanning wars that decimate Europe
>get colonized by your former subjects
It's time for you to go full no step on snek
Constitutional monarchy where the royalty are entirely ceremonial. Objectively the patrician's government
None of that parliamentary shit tho
Constitutional monarchies are where it's at, you get the best of both worlds
a glorious, prestigious, and cultured head of state with a rational political system
that was the G*rman's fault
G*rmans ruined Europe
>godless socialists
>m*narchist scum
>collectivist bastards
why is /dixie/ so fucking shit?
Remember the Vendee martyrs, guys
it's good for the country's health to have a physical embodiment of the nation's ideals. though I suspect that won't work for britain when Liz's shit ass grandchildren get to the throne and turn it into a reality tv show
Kings > Sultans
combining religious and temporal power was a mistake
>itt: ouiaboos in denial
>not being republican
you people disgust me
none of you are worthy of calling yourselves american
remembered
don't forget to Remember the Alamo too
>people don't like Prince Charles
>people unironically liked Princess Diana
gas the plebs tbqh
Prince William is cool though, it's really just the media that's trying to turn his family into a reality TV show.
but royalty has always carried divine connotations senpai
*forgets the Alamo*
*messes with Texas*
btfo
They btfo their monarchy tho
>Constitutional monarchy
we tried it twice already
Literally anything is preferable to a d*mocracy.
the bourbon dynasty had become weak
the finest thing they did was support us in our revolution, then they succumbed to their own
>we tried it twice already
Do it right this time. Get a Bong
good thing we're a """federal"""" """"""""""""""""'republic"""""""""""""""""
look at these fucking bourbons lmao
almost hapsburg tier unattractive
>Get a Bong
haha no thanks
here our kings are french, not f*reigners