Cowboys vs. Falcons
Official Game Thread #2
Get in here, what else could go wrong?
Cowboys vs. Falcons
Official Game Thread #2
Get in here, what else could go wrong?
First for Carson Wentz
Which part of Philadelphia are you lads from?
so we can all agree the cowboys are a paper tiger right?
>3rd best quarterback in the division
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>Dan Bailey missed a gimme
Wat
Thread #3 faggot
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Not even a paper tiger dude, they're 5-4
Threadly reminder that the Philadelphia Eagles have literally won 0 (zero) superbowls in any century.
Eagles fan: y-your team h-hasnt won a Superbowl s-since [insert arbitrary cutoff here]
Me, a logical and reasonable cowboys fan: your team hasn't won a Superbowl.
*tosses you a beer*
Bailey is injured
its not dan bailey, its the back up kicker
>FOOS DOO RAH
What did they mean by this?
Is Prescott the worst red zone QB in the NFL?
Whenever I watch Memeboys games he always chokes
Playoff chances going...going...gone
yeah this game is fucking over
>M-MUH RINGS
Been injured for like 3 games now. So weird it not being a gimme'
Scandrick fucking sucks bros
>look mom, I reposted it in this new thread because the previous one was almost at 500 and I wanted to make sure these sheeple saw my rapt wit
WE'RE BACK BABY
>bringing up championships from over 10 years ago to excuse your shitty team
Why is Dak not throwing to Zeke?
>White man taken out by Mohamed.
And thus it shall ever be.
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White boi btfo
>mfw the Cowboys sweep the Eagles and still miss the playoffs
That wasn't Bailey.
He's injured and will miss at least 4 games, already missed the last two.
Buck and Troy were talking about how they miss Bailey because he's the most accurate kicker ever.
>Falcons celebrating
Your season is over too faggots
The Cowboys have won 5 Superbowl rings, something every team strives for every year.
The eagles have won 0 Superbowl rings and have failed every single year. The entire franchise is nothing but failure.
What the hell is an espresso?
>Cowcucks are THIS mad
Not even the backup someone they got off the streets. Literally grabbed a hobo when they saw him kicking cans in the parking lot. Jesus fucking christ shake my god damn head, or a the monkeys expression goes
Like his show.
Seriously, Shannon is the only redeemable quality of that thing.
Everyone on the Cowboys who is remotely decent is injured except Dak.
>a logical and reasonable cowboys fan
A logical and reasonable cowboys fan only knows it's wrong to fuck his sister.
Cowboys fans are already out of excuses and have reverted to past glories. Just like last year. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that.
I hope we loose today just so our comeback in the division will be even more glourios starting with next week against philthydelphia
guess which one is my sister
Aww sweetie you're seething aren't you?
>0 rings
>cowboys driving right down the field
>chaz green allows a momentum shifting (4)th sack of the day
>back up kicker misses
yeah get dak the fuck out of there
You don't know what Paper Tiger means.
Something like Paper Tiger would be something that looks good but is really not that good.
Cowboys have clearly played well when healthy and are now getting decimated.
This makes up for muh bulldogs shitting the bed yesterday
No sweetie. Zeke will still be suspended. Sorry.
I'm sure igglescucks would just as easily bring up a superbowl from 1981 if they could.
>a team can win 5 superbowls in one season.
the chubby one
When did David Duchovny start looking old? Gillian Anderson is still fine as fuck.
cowboys fans are so butthurt lmao
>0 rings
I would like for far left to suck me off.
>can't threaten a mediocre Falcons team
>believe you can threaten the top team in the league in the slightest
I miss Dan Bailey ;_;
>Out of excuses
You mean other than the fact that everyone fucking died and Zeke got suspended
chestnut hill my dude, high street
>LA to Vegas
I see this show lasting maybe 3 episodes
looks awful
>x-files
HYPE
Y
P
E
>user do you like my new haircut?
5,2,4,3,3
Lol look at the lips on this nigger
Just keep repeating that to yourself for the next 20 years. It'll soften the pain of not going to the playoffs ever again
yeah im butthurt, this team has just got bootyblasted
>24-7
>DEM BOIS
>DEM BOIS
>DEM BOIS
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
>getting rid of a decade long veteran for some mutt meme who falls apart
>banking your future on it
49ers 2.0
The Eagles have injuries too.
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>cownigger getting toasty
RIP IN PIECES
*kneels in your path*
post benis
>eagles on bye
>cowshit fans still obsess over them
lmfao so classic
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
TOUCHDOWN
>Hooper walks in for TD
>the closest Dallas defender was at least 20 feet away
JUST
No Sean Lee no defense
Eagles lost their starting LT, MLB, #1 CB, punt returner and kicker and they're 8-1.
Friendly reminder that the cowfags can't win without domestic abuse.
is this even coffee
>0 rings
Which number is greater?
5 or 0?
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*sues you*
*loses*
I'm now fully confident this division belongs to the eagles after this thorough deep dicking and dak being xposed. Thanks bird bros.
Better luck next year cowfags. Your off season starts now, enjoy!
Fargo, Pennsylvania
Is that her shoulder or her forehead?
What's the name of that play? I run it all the time on Madden for 2pt conversions and it works 90% of the time
mmmmmmmuh rrrrrrrrings....
they lost all of them week one have have played 9 games without any of them? Nice job fucking idiot
Skinner plz go
Eagles are shit dude, this falcons team would curbstomp them
What about 8 or 5?
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so fucking mad lmao
I'd fug middle tbdesu
I'm enjoying this result.
>cowboys getting btfo
>start ringposting
is there a cringier fanbase?