What warrior from any empire would you like to be apart of if you could choose?

What warrior from any empire would you like to be apart of if you could choose?

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Apart or a part?

Historical or fictional

Take this over to /k/, this isn't ontopic

>wasting even more words and calories typing out a sentence when you originally knew what he said

Language is a means to an end, you fuck. That being said I'd like to be apart of the the Swiss Army.

SAS, Delta Force, JTF2

SJW

> apart

l2spell chang

>tfw I will NEVER be a Samurai slaying uppity peasants

They basically mean the opposite. You could say you want to be apart from ISIS, but be a part of the SS.

>means to an end

/Thread

British soldier at Rourke's Drift.

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>apart FROM

I don't think OP stuck from in there, but I could be wrong.

The one that looks the sexiest and get to fug one another day and night :3

>mfw a Brazilian monkey has to teach angloshitters their own language

>mfw a Brazilian monkey has to correct spelling even though he clearly understood what OP was saying while NOT contributing to the thread in any way

Such is life in the favelas, eh?

> wasting even more words and calories

you played yourself

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>he doesn't eat steak and brown rice while posting on Sup Forums to fuel his posts

Little did you know I was playing Chess while you were still playing with Lego.

> wasting even more words and calories

you played yourself

I guess that's why I'm trying up another steak.

i would be Solider of Allah. i want to go heaven

Mongol Empire
I'd fuck the shit out of every town we conquer

honestly?

Either the US army or the UK royal irish regiment.
>tfw 25 now and officer limit is under 26
;_;

What do you need to become an officer?

Tri moreta empire. A warrior in this guy's army

i want to be one of these glorious winged faggots.

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There never was a doubt. Gotta squash that rebel scum

>being this autistic

>trying
yes you are

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Napoleons old guard.

>you will never be a part of his elite royal guard

You lost to a nigger 0 and played yourself.

You lost to a nigger and played yourself.

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Did you stroke out?

Easily a centurion in a roman legion.

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looks like ancient gypsies to me.

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A Redcoat. Nothing better than mowing down savages with a musket in the King/Queen's name.

>tfw KeK's legions purge the degeneracy from planet earth

Was there ever even a question?

I think being a circa 60-100 BC Roman Legionnaire would b cool

Quite literally a warrior/empire builder lifestyle.

Sparta wasnt an empire but I think having a whole state surrounding martial training would defo have some perks of being a warrior.

Macedonians culd b cul for that homolust nohomo

Anything else is cancer, middle ages, muskets, etc (including subpar SS)

>a few fag colonies full of religious retards and actual disableds with a wood-toothed leader win a war against Britain

>after, retards set other colonies on fire

>become friends

How is Britain this dumb???

If it is fun only then roman legion.

But when you factor in disease, hunger, marching, then you have to go as modern as possible for Delta Force if that is the case.

I have OCD.(Mild according to the Doctor)

disease, hunger

those werent big factors in the roman legions.

to get on the level of delta force you have to do a lot of marching, hunger and possibly disease as well, its not COD

ikr , it feels bad

mmm

Ok user, just checkin'

SS

Chouan or hussar under Napoleon.

You're fucked pal.

>Language is a means to an end

And if in the end I don't know if you're asking which organization i would want be a member of or separate from, you have failed in communicating your ideas.

Ancient military life was brutal but badass.

Army fag here IRL
>AF Pararescue or combat controllers
>Rangers

Honestly Delta Force is kinda a meme, I have never met one but I have met shit tons of Rangers, SEALs, and SF.

banes army under bane

fucking autist

Which Swiss army?

The ones who guard the Pope?

Switzerlands army?
If yes, which historical time period?

HRE? Napoleon Era? Modern time?

If modern time, which specific part?

Great War? World war 2?

Add more context you cunt, instead of pretending everything is as transparent as your fucking empty noggin.

Shu Han

NO REST FOR THE TRAITORS NO RETREAT FOR THE HAN

This. FOR THE EMPEROR!

>disease, hunger

>those werent big factors in the roman legions.

source? I'm pretty sure at least disease was a problem in the legion, what with all the typhoid and malaria.

They probably at least fed their troops most of the time though...

Is there any other option???

P-51 mustang pilot

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Bane approves

The Spanish Tercios

The MAGA Empire

Dragoon

I had an acid trip where I charged into battle with alexander the great and we fucked shit up and got spoils of war

So I'd have to go with him

Rekt

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Dude I have been around SOCOM military members for years. They are hard as fuck but this dude probably has 0 first hand experience.

I am 100% sure disease played a role in the legions, especially with constant contact with other cultures, wounds and general lack of medicinal care.

Fucking degenerate get out of Sup Forums

Spic here. I would love to have been a Spanish Conquistador. One of my ancestors probably was.

>Start a war because you don't want to play taxes.
>Get help from the French
>Proclaim it as a great victory for freedom
>Constantly getting spied upon
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

My names Alexander and I genuinely believe I was destined for greatness, I'll sort out your spoils soon user.

L'EMPIRE FRANÇAIS !

Shitskin knows
I would also want to be a Polish winged hussar

westhunt.wordpress.com/2013/07/03/legionnaires-disease

I cant argue for the source, but its well known that the legions were supplied with good doctors, and all of the things listed in terms of sanitation are fairly well known.

Romans had cleaning down to an autismal level.

The dark/middle ages also were not so backwards in terms of hygiene contrary to pop history. Cleanliness is a natural human trait.

>>Get help from the French

Don't forget afterwards we told the French to fuck off which resulted in a minor skirmish (XYZ war)

Einsatzgruppen

From and of are the key differentiating words.

and yet you're allies with us? we are your 2nd cousin that interbred with the other retards, why do you support us?????

why didn't you stay in the EU where you were almost totally removed from us and could be supported by trade w/ other EU countries?

you shook hands with the guy that doesn't use toilet paper, and yet you smile???????

WHY

So they helped you win the war and you didn't even thank them? I hate the french, but that is pretty low.

Read about the proclamation of neutrality by Washington, I think that's what he's talking about

You're wrong for many reasons and I suggest you do not make claims if you lack the knowledge to back them up.

crystalinks.com/romemedicine.html

The link contains information written in such a way even someone like yourself can understand.

Let them think they're the best warriors in history mate.

i would do my tour, build a bunch of roads and bridges, figth some rabbles, retire, get a QT wife and move into my own villa (plebs be thinking you cant get a villa, bitch pls centurion gets what he wants) where i tend to the needs of my estate and slaves inbetween my visits to Roma where i would spend my hard earned denarius on wine, whores and the gladiator games

unrelated, but was Antonine Plague that big in the Roman Empire? I see it as kinda overhyped, but I dunno that much about Romans so

Alright I will do, have a good Independence Day.

One word: Antibiotics

Go home son

>we're never going to have those kinds of opportunities again
:^(

Obviously a soldier in today's US military, the most powerful fighting force in the history of the planet.

hey britain, whatever you say about america, just know we love ya anyways

papa

One of Attila the Huns riders. Be a right laugh pillaging places.

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