The clock is ticking

The clock is ticking
HAVE YOU APOLOGIZED YET?

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I wonder what Chris Pratt is going to say.

*cries at black people singing*

Oh shit, I read Chris Pine

That's Chris Pine

>Amazons produce rubber and paint them golden to put on their armors to look like metal because they have shortage of gold

75 years to make a Wonder Woman movie and that's who they cast

Oh man Guardians of the Galaxy AND Iron Fist?!

I might have to pick this up

Did Empire magazine edit in that "I got this!" quip themselves? What the fuck is wrong with them?

LOOK AT THIS DOOD

>I Got this!

Good ol' Empire

Could be worse

>meow
I kek'd, sorry.

>Wonder Woman cover
>"Alien: Covenant - Secrets of Summer's Biggest Film!"

HAHAHAHAHAHA BTFO

Wait, that's not a Xenomorph?

Are these to mags ran by the same people? Is it a big meme to make a line coming out of the character's mouth with a retarded ad lib?

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10/10 post.

OH NO NO NO

DAMN, GAL GADOT LOOKS LIKE *THAT*??

This is fine. Everything is fine.

look at the top of her head

>and has claws that a real housewife would envy

UGH!

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toot toot

So did Gal suck off Zack or is Zack mentally retarded? I refuse to believe he saw her audition and unironically said "DAMN, GAL GADOT ACTS LIKE *THAT*??"

hello beautiful and you are beautiful

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lol not the only one kek

>Dat ass

gold is pretty malleable and she's really strong so of course she could bend it like that just from walking. fucking pleb.

Well Zack is a really strange guy than it comes down to the casting. Look at Mamoa. Hell, look on Affleck, Bruce Wayne is notorious for having blue eyes, but Ben has brown eyes.

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They should have at least made her wear blue eye contacts.

that video is weird
youtu.be/8jL0vy2YaDg

Man, do some squats or something

They did for Justice League. For some reason.

That image is shopped, user. Her eyes are brown in Justice League.

It's shit.

>Hell, look on Affleck, Bruce Wayne is notorious for having blue eyes, but Ben has brown eyes.
But he's the only actor to look like the character. Would've been cool if all these actors had to wear contacts though. I mean, Momoa wears blue ones for Aquaman. Maybe he understands that brown eyes are dead eyes and didn't put up a fuss.

cyborg looks so fucking terrible in this

bayformers tier

dude holy fuck. what a mess lol. And I'm a DC fag saying that. That's on a magazine cover for fucks sake and it looks like a high school mascot tier costume.

Buffet Time.

Get your quip pie now!

Well, it's french.

Stop overreacting fool

christ cyborg's design is an abomination

damn roberts body looks like THAT?

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LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S OUT OF THE MENU, BOYS

DON'T SKIP LEG DAY BRAHS

they had emily in one hand and gadot in the other hand
they cast gadot because Affleck fell in love with her

>be greek
>love greek myths
>love JLU cartoon
>start getting into comics, check out Perez and Rucka WW runs
>hype as fuck at the idea of a DCU as Marvel starts to take off
>they cast the WORST part of a fast and the furious movie
>literally going with yet another Zeus=God, Ares/Hades=Satan portrayal that hollywood does with every greek myth and completely unlike the comics
>whole movie is literally told through Diana typing an email to Bruce Wayne
feels horrible bros

they cast Gadot because Affleck had already banged Emily in Gone Girl

>>be greek

ew

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the clothes are to big for her
and almost doesn't fit in her body

>be turkish refugee from pontus
fixd

There's Color, HOLY SHIT!

I'm still waiting for their apology for casting WW without tits.

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>she held her own with Ben in the screen test
>Ben was like 'Whoa, that girl is something else!'
>Ben is very tough, and he's big and commanding
>'Okay, that's good stuff'
>And over time we got to know Gal

wew

Gal has to be the best head or lay in the world, because If we're going on looks, I'm picking Emily over her every damn time.

Ratajkowski would be a better WW than Gadot. Fuck this shit.

WW doesn't need tits you misogynistic perv

>gives her fake armor boobs because the flat look on that costume would be ridiculous

She's a foot slut. Also maybe she's just a nicer person.

>no tits
>pancake ass
>that Jew face
Every time.

>being nice gets you roles in hollywood when you're not an established actor

sure

>these are grown adults making millions
I hate this world sometimes, I really do.

Non-conspiracy reason for why she was cast:

they tested actresses with a retarded scene that has nothing to do with how Wonder Woman should be like, but as a "love interest for Bruce Wayne"

>"Whoa that girl is something else!"

Does Zack actually interact with human beings?

But Gal is HORRIBLE in romantic roles and has zero sex appeal.

>>"Whoa that girl is something else!"
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>Does Zack actually interact with human beings?

More like "I can't wait to get a turn cumming in that narrow ass"

I think it really comes down to them wanting a model but not wanting to be accused of casting for looks so they went with a skinny tall model which shields them from open criticism based on her looks with "shaming" responses.

They're body positive for presenting skinny wondy instead of assholes for not just hiring someone with a lick of talent or a third number on the scale.

she does have the height though.

>Does Zack actually interact with human beings?
No. Of course he doesn't. He sits in his room, and plays with his figures. Look at his movies. He okays every bit of terrible dialogue, and strives to recreate his imaginary battle of figures. He fails to create living breathing characters, because he has no idea what living breathing people behave like.
Want to know the secret of the DCEU?
Zack lifts to look like a Chad but is really just a lonely autist with zero social skills.

Problem is that because so many people watch garbage regularly (like FF) there are probably hundreds of gifs of this posted by people who actually think that awkward shit is attractive.

>Zack lifts to look like a Chad but is really just a lonely autist with zero social skills.

So why is he famous while Tommy wiseau is infamous, they're exactly alike!

>all those articles slamming BVS but talking about how Gal Gadot was the standout performance

Fuck off...

>see a bikini
>wow man she's hot
It doesn't take much to please certain demographics, for some reason that counts as "character"
>this character is sexy, she shows skin with the camera following her
It's lazy writing, she's not the one to blame there.

Yeah, Momoa is I don't know why she isn't.

Do you happen to have the diner scene from Keeping Up with the Joneses with Hamm acting circles around her?

search it on youtube and go read the comments

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link?

That's a big package

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where's zoomed at her back version?

She looks like she has cerebral encephalitis

wait, are you telling me to fuck off or the articles which make my (really our) point?

doesn't surprise me in the least. I follow a bunch of the instagram comic accounts and they're insufferable.

Why else do you think WW is so popular on a amazon-only lesbian island?

Reminder that she's the actual "godkiller" sword

Amazing amazing amazing amazing strong strong strong amazing.

>he posted an edit
Here is the original.

cool badass awesome

the latter, I despise WW's inclusion in BvS because to this day no one can tell me what her fucking motivation was supposed to be, to recover a digital copy of a photograph? Yeah I guess your secret is safe now and not on the damn lexcorp cloud, you tit.

KEK! I have to watch this movie now.

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>godkiller
>clicks her bracelets together and send Ares to Tartarus

That shit better not be real

>my sides
thank you user!

It's going to be as bad as Suicide Squad.

FUCKING BLESS YOU user. I've been regretting saving this for weeks.

>Okay, Gal. You are supposed to look confused like you don't know what to do now or where to go next. What do people do when they don't know where they are going they...LOOK AROUND, YES! That's a neat trick!
>And now you need to look like you can't believe what's happening, YES JOHN, a flick of the hand conveys that perfectly so I'll do it too because you did.

can't wait to watch this for free.

>And over time we got to know Gal