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No bullying allowed edition.

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hi

Fuck you OP.

> I'm just here to bully

I'm black and I like hockey I cheer for the puck mostly but am looking for a team that best exemplifies the plight of my people tell me why it isn't Pittsburg with their affirmative action drafts also I want some shit for free

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>coilers

*breathes in*

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!

NU NU NU NU NUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

You should cheer for the Thrashers, they're a lot like your dad

> My sides

(You)
Prove it

Canucks desu

>Pittsburg
good choice d e s u

Savage

I made new picture

fuck hockey
fuck /hoc/
fuck white ppl

Great use of time there

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Extremely GOOD post.

Can we all agree that NESN (bruins) have the worst commentary?

bum or gtfo

Gotchu familia

Back to your containment site faggot

Based

>disliking overly biased commentary is reddit
How?

why do you thirsty betas post some tripfag's flat behind all day every day? if i posted my (much more impressive) butt and tripped for a couple years could I have this much attention too?

Why is everyone so obsessed with kippers? Who cares if he dresses like a lady and always showing his bum off?

good stuff friendo

watched the leafs bruins game on nesn because the sportsnet commentators are worse

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Shan't be getting any (You)s from me I can tell you that much

You're not fooling anyone by denying your faggotry

Exactly what faggotry am i denying?

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Come on guys, the worst commentators in the league are obviously the oilers and the rangers.

Blocks your path

You haven't answered either of my questions.

Can someone explain the bum meme.

> Expect a random stranger to tell You why YOU'RE so gay

The absolute state of you

No i'm asking why disliking nesn is "reddit"

Tell me the first feeling you have when you see this image. Happiness, sadness, or perhaps even anger?

Indifference.

Jealousy

confusion, anger.
i was excited to try a publix sub while i'm down here in FL for a few months. i finally had one a week ago, and frankly, it wasn't special at all. sure, it was better than subway, but then, so is any other sub you could possibly purchase. i will say the bread was good

willing to take style/topping recommendations, i feel like i fell for a meme and am somewhat still in denial

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did you get the chicken tender sub?

Still not as disappointing as having tim Horton's for the first time

tim hortons sold out a decade ago

It's a side world where McDonalds has better coffee than Tims.

You fell for a meme. Tim Hortons has never been good. Its calling card is how cheap it is coupled with the fact that they've managed to tie their brand in with Canadian national identity. Now a bunch of mouthbreathing retards equate not liking Tim Hortons to not liking Canada. Its fine if you just need a quick, cheap snack, but all the people who treat it like the greatest thing on Earth were themselves duped.

I haven't check anything did the good guys win tonight?

Only good thing about Tims is most of them are open 24/7

>going to timmies for anything other than the iced capp
This is the mistake people always make.

Literally the only time I stop at Tims is on long road trips for a 50 pack of timbits because you can eat them easily while driving.

night hoc, it shall be a /comfy/ sleep tonight

Nighty night

dont wake up tomorrow

night friendo

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

>got drunk the last 3 nights and now can't fall asleep sober
Guess I should quit drinking so much eh

The worst thing in hockey is a sterile, boring, emotionless broadcast.

i.e. Sportsnet and NBC


Gary Thorne and Bill Clement on espn are the fuckin GOATS in terms of national coverage

So rich and velvety, so strong and soothing

What's the most pathetic team on NHL right now and why is it Edmonton Oilers? Like holy shit, you got the best first overall pick since Crosby and you still just manage to fuck it up a year after a year. Fuck this team pisses me off!

Fuck it man yolo what the fuck do you drink and do you fuckin drink it during fuckin games

Fuck man I sell fuckin beeer at hockey games shit I fuckin did it tonight man fuck let it rip

The blackhawks are pretty pathetic. They traded for some meme shitters who have not been good in years and are getting bailed out by a shitty goalie who can't even read

Friendly remind that in order to tickle twine with the burnt biscuit you gotta grease the d and go top corns

The Yotes, it's always the Yotes. They are the Browns of the NHL.

I don't even think relocation can save that garbage heap.

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i want to fucc that ducc

What did they mean by this?

winning four cups in a row is more impressive then a nigger putting on some skates

67th for kippers

>Sharks-Kings

Okay so did the good guys win?

Even the yotes with their measly amount of wins aren't as pathetic as the oilers. They barely win a playoff series against an injured team and suddenly all of their fans come out of the woodwork and start acting even more obnoxious than leaf fans

Now they realize that you can't rely on two players to score or have your goalie make 35+ saves a night

K I p p E r s

>mfw Gary blocked Pulju's assist from counting

I would worry if I was Mrs. Bettman

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Is Pulju dangerous when he's angry?

Not so good against the East are ya?

>oilels fans

Imagine being an Edmongolian

>talks up my team
>my team is terrible again
>stab people
>get drunk and sober up in time see the oilers lose again

shut the fuck up faggot i’ll slit you’re throat neck

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is this /cric/?

auston matthews is a player on the toronto maple leafs

>Not Fox Sports Florida

Ya dun gufd

If thats the Panthers commentary you are wrong as hell my boy.
They got one of the best play-by-play commentator in the bizness. Sure potvin is a fucking retard and needs to retire but it only balances out to average

shut the fuck up, finland

I write the scripts for finnish players ama

youtu.be/Oe3a1SVGbic

if you're happy and you know it

NO MERCY NO MERCY STOLE HONEY FROM THE HORNETS NEST

i’d probably be an elite goaler in the the nhl right now guys if I wasn’t hit by a car in high school. life isn’t fair.

You're a bust. Do you even have an eliteprospects page?

whats your endgame for pulju?

Can't tell you that. Ruins all the fun

yeah
eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=48022

>elite
>17 GAA

Elite in finland maybe.

lmao what a bust

I had the best sv% in the league in my last season, it was a high scoring league

>Jebson

>Western
>Elite goalie

Lol