>thanks for buying me dinner user
Thanks for buying me dinner user
D-did you like it? It was really expensive I used all my weekly wages for it
Kek classy lady
it only cost $0.25 you hue monkey
>you first
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dont you imagine yourself holding her hair and patting her while you tell her thats ok and then she looks at you and says "thank you for being so nice" and then you cuddle
Uma delicia
6s and Trump gets a second term
hot
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See you space cowboy
FUCKING SLUTS
U M A
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You're welcome, Brazil.
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Muhhhhhhhh dick
good god i want to eat that ass
not in the sense that i want to put my tongue in between the cheeks,
i literally want to put a chunk of that delicious ass in a rotisserie oven and pair it with asparagus
Xd
morbid obesity has never been more sexually attractive
Then she says "user, you're my best friend."
While she's booking an Uber to go and fuck Chad.
>go to pizza place for a date
>she orders first
>I order too and head to the counter
>she's already paid for both of us
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you should have ditched her right on the spot
absolutely nothing good can come out of a date where the womyn willfully pays the bill
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I did so a bit later. At least the pizza was very tasty.