/180/: BWIN GRAND SLAM OF DARTS DAY 3

The bottom half of the draw in the Grand Slam of Darts sees two groups with straight shoot-outs and the other two with some confusing permutations.

Group H kicks off with genuine good man Gary Anderson aiming to make it 3 wins out of 3 against ignorant Aussie Simon Whitlock. The pair's behaviour towards Berry van Peer's dartitis couldn't have been any different, with the Wizard complaining of Bionic slowing up on purpose and Gando comforting the young Dutchman. Assuming he hasn't withdrawn, he'll surely try against manic Scot Cameron Menzies although he'll very likely lose to the impressive BDO debutant.

The other BDO star Glen Durrant will be aiming to top Group E; after averaging 105 so far, a similar performance will more than surely put Corey Cadby deservedly bottom of the group. Peter Wright and Alan Norris face off in the straight fight for the last 16, and it would be embarrassing if the #2 seed failed to progress.

Group G is the simpler of the two permutation quartets as based on the weekend's action, Mensur Suljovic and Michael Smith will surely be too much for James Wilson and Mark McGeeney respectively. Bully Boy needs to win 5-3 or better and hope the Gentle picks up 4 legs for them to both advance, otherwise Jammy Dodger is progressing instead.

Group F is the most confusing of the lot, as Stephen Bunting could exit with 4 points if it all goes wrong against Lakeside successor Scott Mitchell. The Bullet will need Dave Chisnall to lose Jeffrey de Zwaan to be guaranteed of a last 16 place, but beating the waddling farmer would help too.

Coverage starts from 7:00pm UK time on Sky Sports Action.

All group stage games are the best of 9 legs (first to 5).

>Tonight's matches
Gary Anderson v Simon Whitlock (H)
Cameron Menzies v Berry van Peer (H)
Corey Cadby v Glen Durrant (E)
Peter Wright v Alan Norris (E)
Michael Smith v Mark McGeeney (G)
Mensur Suljovic v James Wilson (G)
Dave Chisnall v Jeffrey de Zwaan (F)
Stephen Bunting v Scott Mitchell (F)

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Ha ha, time for /180/. Lineup doesn't look too exciting at the beginning. Gando will dismantle Whitlock, Menzies vs. van Peer we can only hope it doesn't turn into another torture for poor Berry, and Cadby will get his ass whipped by Durrant.

alri

>and Cadby will get his ass whipped by Durrant
Yes please.

And we're on now.

Have to give van Peer credit for not withdrawing.

>that before and after

Mardle wrecking Whitlock here for how he behaved against van Peer.

The moment it means something, he can't throw it. Really distressing.

>Part's gut
errytime, living the good life.

Really hope he overcomes that mental blockade.

>Shitlock

MEME ROUTE

Someone got a stream that doesnt act like parkinsons?

DAT TOPS TOPS

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Someone got a stream that doesnt act like Barry Van Peer?

Brutal stuff from Gando.

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Has van Peer cracked it?

No hesitation whatsoever.

Good to see. Lets see if he can keep it up.

Wonderful first leg from van Peer.

>12 scored
>BDO

>12 scored

>Sky graphics

Menzies has bi polar

>ends up bedding some bird off Sky Sports and overdosing on Haagen Dazs

Not a bad life to be honest

>MENZIES
WEW

This leg, fucking hell

Unbelievable

HE ACTUALLY DID IT

That last leg was probably a worse watch than the entirety of the Gando match.

Feel for Menzies but like the Whitlock game, he bottled it.

That was just uncomfortable to

Reminds me of the rituals before a sumo fight.

>children are told phil taylor isn't retiring after the Worlds.jpg

Kek, I will change that filename and keep it for future use. Also. Has anybody the original image in that screenshot? For unknown reasons I failed to save it, and now I think that "Gando the floor bully" has some potential.

The state of his brother's glasses.

PEER MENEER DOES IT AGAIN

>tfw need to use phone to post cause banned for being too sarcastic

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Static IP?

Coming up.. Van Peer in best of 19!

>CADBY WEARING A HAT ON THE WALK-ON
Taking more lessons from Groper then.

Throws up some funny games does this tourny, in no small part to the PDC/BDO mash up. Expecting this to be entertaining as well

Yup. Got banned in a Sweden Italy football thread. Some Italian dude was attention whoring hard so I said:

>I'm also 12 and craving for attention wanna be friends?

Mods thought a Dutch 12 year old was able to type sentences like that I guess.

Got it coming for being a sarcastic prick all my life.

This is why the Grand Slam is so good and memeworthy.

Ah yes. Bravo, mods.

Legs won at the 2017 Grand Slam:

Berry van Peer, a Dutch kid riddled with dartitis: 12+

Corey Cadby, "the next Phil Taylor": 9 at the most

>Cadbury

Is there a chance we see conroy "cringe" cadburry at the WC?

Unless Uncle Barry gifts him a Tour Card then thankfully not.

Josh Payne dumped him out of the World Youth Champs.

Never been hugely into Darts, however I like drinking so I've heard its pretty good to attend. Anyone else been before to any big darts events?

Duzza please

>Tour Card
That should say "wildcard"

Class

Thanks! That one spooked around in my mind since yesterday night.

Oh wow, yes I know, but I didn't remember, thanks mate.

>managing to cut your finger
>Duzza

DAT DD8

>Cadbury
That was a retarded time to have a tantrum.

>Cadbury

>Pheel retirement documentary trailer

...ugh

Why does Wright wear an autism shirt?

Insecurity.

>tfw have to get up way too early tomorrow and have to get some sleep in
See you tomoorow. Hoping for Mens and Bunt wins.

Good night,!

>Peter Wright is on the verge of being eliminated
So much for "World #2".

THE MAX!

THE MAX!

>Suck Norris

Nice clutch 180 from clown to put pressure on Norris' 105.

>clownman rambling

Expecting Blubby to win handsomely here, especially if he's in the mindset he was yesterday.

>BDO number 1 unable to break opponent's throw after starting off with 26
The state of the BDO.

Quality leg

This has been a momentous shift in attitude from Blubby.

DAT 124

Average still rising or thereabouts, sort of a shame its something of a rarity as he does have a lovely action like they say, very similar to Lewis on his A game

Gerrin McGeeney!

Well this McGeeney spurt has come from absolutely nowhere.

Colossal 87.

DAT BULL TO WIN IT

Never noticed before how friendly darts players are with each other.

Good game that.

Blubby however still showing that he has it firmly in his locker to get the colly wobbles at any moment and almost throw it away despite averaging 105-110 for most of it.

Bully is the opposite of Wade: Wade wins games despite playing shit, Bully loses games despite playing great.

To be fair, nobody could have expected McGeeney to fire up like he did at 4-1 down.

That filename.

Summed it up nicely himself. Can be on fire for 2-3 legs hitting treble 18 covers for fun, and then look totally average for the next 2-3.

I have the horrible feeling Mensur is going to bottle this.

DAT BULL 124

HUGE 123 FOR BIG MENS

Wilson is a bit of a bottler iirc

I CAN'T HANDLE ALL OF THESE BIG TON FINISHES

He imploded against Michael Smith in the opening game.

DAT 112

Poor Wilson, would have deserved to advance with that performance.

Good news for Mensur is he basically has a walkover now.

mensur is so wholesome i love him

i just want to see him happy :3

>we could potentially have a Glen Durrant/Scott Mitchell best of 19

lol

Stunning 82 on the bull from the dunce.

>Chokenall

>dim dave

Who /BUNTMAN/ here?

WHO /BUNT MAN/ HERE

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Good walk on song, good walk on girls for it