/nfl/ general - THE TIME IS NOW edition

PHI: Zach Ertz (hamstring) was a full-go on Monday
SEA: Carroll: Chris Carson has a chance to return
SEA: Carroll expects Earl Thomas to play this week
WAS: Rob Kelley has high-ankle sprain & MCL sprain
HOU: O'Brien: Tom Savage will start Week 11
GB: Report: Aaron Jones (MCL) out 3-6 weeks
SF: Shanahan has not decided who will start at QB
ATL: Devonta Freeman unlikely to play Week 11
NYJ: McGuire plays three more snaps than Powell
CHI: Cunningham out-snaps Tarik Cohen 28-13
DAL: Dan Bailey not expected to play Week 11
MIN: Zimmer is evaluating QB on 'day-to-day' basis

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Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence

>Browns LB Jamie Collins has a torn MCL and is out for season.

>tfw too intelligent to win

>tfw shit team that can't hold a torch to the Dak Attack

Catb owl

go pack go

>Edelman
>Johnson
>Cook
>Collins

Who is next on the loins hit list?

Lions and Busc, please welcome a new member of the club

OOOOOOOOOOOOH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEE

Go Raiders

What does your MVP candidate do during the bye?

WE BE KANGZ

>murdering innocent animals for fun
disgusting

The picture is even more powerful when you think about how their ancestors built the pyramids.

whats to evaluate?
stick with the fucking white guy
>black QBs
not. even. once.

who drafts lamar jackson? hopefully a black coach.
who wins rams vs vikings? Im scared of goof now.

one team lost their best RB, and kept winning
one team lost it's MLB and LT, and kept winning
one team is 8-1
one team is 5-4
one team is living rent free in the other's head

*DUN DUN DUN*

ANOTHER NIGGER MEME QB WITHOUT A TOP TIER RB BITES THE DUST!

>being a giant fucking pussy
disgusting

That turkey was a notorious raptist, you sack of shit.

Look at all those beautiful future welfare recipients

>Atlanta Falcons: 13 holding penalties on the season, 0 today
Kansas City Chiefs: 16 on the season, 0 vs Cowboys
Washington Redskins: 11 and 0
San Francisco 49ers: 13 and 0
Green Bay Packers: 5 and 0
LA Rams: 10 and 0
nflpenalties.com/team/dallas-cowboys?year=2017&view=logben

Hmm

i love child indoctrination

Which 6- or 7-win teams are pretenders?

>implying losing Sproles, Peters, or Hicks was as bad for the Eagles as losing Zeke, Lee, and Smith is for the Cowboys

Rams

>losing for the season vs losing for a few games

Are you suggesting that losing your best offensive playmaker, all world offensive lineman, and QB of the defense isn't as big as losing your best offensive playmaker, all world offensive lineman, and QB of the defense?

>all this green gay salt

Wtf I love Bennett now

Peters > Smith
Lee > Hicks

it's a wash desu

>hall of fame conversation, guaranteed hall of fame inductee, as important to his defense as Lee is and a Cowboy Killer
I think it's worse desu.

What salt? Guy was a worthless nigger.

>Wentz will win mvp and get trashed by the real MVP in the superbowl

Almost too predictable

Stillers

>the ragged corpse of Darren Sproles is the Eagles best offensive playmaker
Surely you jest

That salt. You mad af.

Rip puckers. Pussy ass quarterback, pussy ass franchise

Are people really buying into this? I feel it's just the media trying their best to keep it alive.
Having Teddy as the backup must be nice, even if you never thought he was a legit starter, he was a solid game manager.
None or maybe all, league has been unpredictable for the most part this year. They're all legit contenders but wouldn't surprise me if they get ass raped by a lower tier team.

>increasingly nervous man

More like Brady will get beat up by a front 7 that isn't fraudulent and Wentz will meme all over the Pats bend don't break meme defense

Nah, Peters > Smith and Hicks > Lee

Lee is overrated because >muh white linebacker and because he has to make plays because literally no one else on that defense will.

This is a very spicy take.

>the AFC has had no parity for 2 decades
>people think its different
so only the Broncos, Ravens, Colts, Steelers, and Pats can make the Owl ever and the Ravens Colts and Brocnos suck
so who's winning the AFCCG the Pats or the Steelers?

I'd rather they beat a new team, like the Vikings or Saints

is third down the elite down?

Hicks was playing like trash this year before he got hurt, true that he may have gotten it together with the rest of the defense but the dropoff to Joe fucking Walker has been barely noticeable

So you're admitting that the cowboys are a shit team that has no depth or backup plan if their first option is taken away? That's not a good thing, user.

>almost worst on 3rd down
>on a team that will probably make the playoffs
how?

Joe Walker hasn't been utilized as much as they were using Hicks. They've been playing more nickel.

wonder what they'll do with that new veteran hire

>cowboys are so shit nobody has to hold them to defend against them

Kek

Yes. Separates the ____-babbys from the guys that can actually make plays themselves.

so who's Cam a babby of?

Maybe the O-lines don't need to hold against an incompetent pass "rush"

Lel that's a great stat, good research

Ok, true. But he's just a meme in general.

>his QB can't drop 4 TDs on the Broncos
>his team can't score 51 on the Broncos
You're welcome for the manual on how to dominate the Broncos defense, btw.

Pats obviously. The better question, is which NFC meme team is getting blown out in the Owl?

Was Rasul Douglas ever fined for slapping a ref's ass?

is every team a meme team?

pfft I dunno
the past 2 have been NFC South teams getting BTFO in one way or another by an AFC team with an ancient QB
guess it'll be the Saints this year

he got a bonus and a handwritten 'thank you letter'

They're only a meme if they're suddenly good, or alternate between good and bad years.

There is so much going on in this picture and I find every part of it hilarious.

>2001 Pats beat NFCW team
>2003 Pats beat NFCS team
>2004 Pats beat the Eagles

>2014 Pats beat NFCW team
>2016 Pats beat NFCS team
*you are here*
>2017 Pats beat the Eagles

Sorry Eagles fans, it's out of anyone's hands now.

Tom Brady is averaging 9.7 yards per attempt in t he 3rd quarter.

>since the Bills 4th Owl loss only 3 teams other than the Broncos, Pats, Ravens, Colts, and Steelers have been to an Owl out of the AFC
>they're the Chargers, Titans, and Raiders
how is the NFC the meme division?

...

>It's between Pats and Pittstain
8th owl appearance incoming

>HOU: O'Brien: Tom Savage will start Week 11
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

The pyramids were older to Cleopatra than Cleopatra is to us
Fun fact of the day
She was just as unfamiliar with them as a tourist

and to add onto it
>the last AFC team to WIN the Owl other than the big 5 were the Raiders in 1984 at Super Bowl XVIII

Our defense is good enough that we don't need 50 points to win, also the entire 4th quarter was garbage time. We don't stat pad anymore, nobody on the Pats cares about that bullshit. Stats are for losers

DELET THI

yes but the 2015 wasn't a losing season like 2002 was
the cycle doesn't work here

>That being ever a question
I'd rather put my money on the Browns against the Patriots than on Pittsburgh

I don't know. It seems like the Eagles are really good right now, almost as if they're...

A dream team of sorts...

Is Jay Cutty elite?

Tom Brady is averaging 13.4 yards per completion on 1st down.

all it takes to beat the Pats is a meme QB and a good defense

im so glad the dream team thing happened, they needed to learn a lesson there

Fucking Broncos just had to ruin everything

HAHAHAHA
delete this

how much does that piece of shit shirt cost? fffffffffffffffffffffffff

nah Gostkowski missing kicks ruined everything

Which is more comfy, Thanksgiving games or Christmas Eve games?

Id go Christmas Eve simply for the fact that my family goes crazy on Thanksgiving.

Fuck it
I'm calling it now
Eagles are going to the owl and winning it all
It's gonna be a fucking blowout

yeah a blowout for the Pats
literally going to see a new scoring record
77-0 Patriots over Eagles

Oh shit, I think this might be real.

They're gonna get BTFO in the playoffs.

Cam Newton's stats in his 4 home games this year so far:
>1 passing TD
>6 ints
>58.4 rating
>192.75 passing yards per game
>58.21% completions

>tfw not sure if i want to face jagsbro for catb owl or pats for easy owl win

he was losing the starting job to richard rodgers
he probably left out of embarrassment and pretended to be injured to save face

Well at least he'll pump the ball to Hopkins over and over. Works well for my fantasy team.

they actually won't make the playoffs, swept by cowboys and losses to rams and seahawks

>how is the NFC the meme division?
They lose against those same teams.

i'd love to see Panthers-Jags
should've happened at XXXI but the Packers and Pats had to ruin everything

>this means the panthers are going to the owl since they will be on the road for every playoff game
Nice stats

This team is different, though. They're not putting that pressure on themselves, they're all just having fun together.

>implying Eagles are

>Broncos: 3 6 0 14
>Eagles: 17 14 13 7

>Broncos: 6 3 7 0
>Patriots: 14 13 7 0

Foles played the entire 4th quarter.