1. You are a cunt

1. You are a cunt.
2. Have you ever been in a fight?
3. What was the result?

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1 USA
2 yes
3a I threw him down a hill
3b I hit him with a hockey stick and he ran away
3c I choked him until he gave up
3d I put him in a wrestling move (pic related) and he gave up

I was bigger than all of them and didnt start the fights

I knocked some cholo out who was starting shit with me cause I was wearing some blue Nikes.

>be me, 8 or 9
>two guys are fighting
>'hey, why are ya-'
>they suddenly unite, punch me and kick my ass and resume the fight

At least, they knew I was weak so they did their best not to hurt me

France
got btfo by algerians countless times when I was a kid

Italy
I've never seen a fight

is this a ww2 allegory

Never had a proper though many guys asked to fight. They didn't know I can put them down on the ground and break their neck next moment. I understand what martial arts are about. They should not be taught to all of these ego-driven guys, it is the worst mistake martial artists ever made.

No, why would I be in a fight?

I kicked a homeless guy in the ass once, does that count?

murka
plenty of times
usually got my ass kicked because I was the smallest kid on the block, but I still started shit

No

But your post really made me think

cunt

It's about breaking the ego. Not "proving yourself" by beating up another guy. Even Bruce Lee told about the philosophy behind it. The best fighter is one that doesn't have to fight.

lel

>algerians

you know, you can't really win against 15 guys

now this is loads of bollocks, are you serious now boy? you're not a good fiter if you never been in a fite boy you dont kno what yer talking about

Canada (Québec)

With microwave door

T'as gagné?

1. Canada
2. No
3. I lived a civilised life

yes

Oui j'ai gagner un dossier criminel

With my sister when I was like 7 years old lyl.

Flag
Yes, several
Result:
>Somali attacked me for insulting the Quran and his holy pedophile
Kicked Somali down the stairs calling him a fucking nigger
>Retard druggie kid calls me fat/ugly and I proceed to insult his family/mom, he gets on table and kicks towards me
Grabs his foot, he falls and hits head on a chair. (I got sent to the principal's office :/ )

I think the druggie ended up in a combined mental institution/youth detention facility for dealing heroin and possession of firearms. But this was like 7 tears ago, who knows if he's even alive today. (Hoping for OD)

Me on the right

Not funny

Most of the time they were 3 but yeah, couldn't win

Nobody wants to hear your masturbation fantasies, Anders.

Sure.
I punched out some guys teeth.
I kicked a homeless man in the face.
I knocked out a guy with a baton.
I gave two people a concussion.

It was all in self defense or defending somebody else.

Except for the baton thing, that was more of an accident.

I won all fights but one, where two 16 year olds decided to bully me when I was 12.

I kicked their siblings down the stairs for that.

I also temporarily blinded someone.

that nigga showed some exceptional mercy to the autist

Why are wh*Toids so sleepy Sup Forums?

You were beat up by 3 year old Algerians?

argentina
yes, about 4
Mostly me losing

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Just switch sides amirite?

Yes
Hit his head against a stone wall which ended it quickly

>I punched out some guys teeth.
Germany
>I kicked a homeless man in the face.
Czechoslovakia
>I knocked out a guy with a baton.
Poland
>I gave two people a concussion.
UK and France

No

Great contribution.

dumb balkanite, go back to your shithole

I prefer not to beat people up

>Kazakh is a beta cuck
Why do you want to make your ancestors cry?

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I have never seen a fight in my life :/

I dempsey rolled a guy who was picking on my cousin.
He didn't manage to hit me back.

I beat up another guy who came at me after a football match. He probably thought I was a fan of the opposite team because of the color of my shirt. Gave me no choice but to defend myself.
This was the only fight I ever got bloodied. That guy hit hard but I eventually put him down.

I got into a "fight" with an idiot from Netherlands who thought it was fun to mock the locals.
The pussy didn't even fight back so I hit him only once. When he started mewling like the fag he was, I just grabbed him by the shirt and threw him in the sea.

I'm so good at beating the shit out of people irl that I sometimes prefer to show my kindness on teh internets to the proud weakling larpers

Japan
Yes, a lot wth my dad, several times with my older brother

I've never won my dad. I have given him a couple of clean punches in his face though. I was badly beaten up every time. Once I was sent to clinic of brain and spines by ambulance for headache and sickness after a beat up.

I've won my older brother once when he was suffering from a hormone disease and when he was skinny as if he only has skin and bone. It was a complete victory. But when he got well he revenged and I got my finger broken.

Once. I dunno who won desu. I got a black eye.

The fuck is wrong with your family?

1. moist
2. ye
3. which one?

Sounds like a regular russian family life only with even worse english.

My uncles(my dad's brothers) told me that my dad was terribly abused by their mom and that made him a brutal person. My uncles' families look very normal and peaceful.