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>The MMA Hour Live -- November 13, 2017 (w/ Bisping, Rampage, Rivera, Mazzuli, Swanson, Dern, mystery guest)
youtube.com/watch?v=rIh1NW7afo4

>Top prospect Mackenzie Dern signs with Invicta FC
mmafighting.com/2017/11/13/16644992/top-prospect-mackenzie-dern-signs-with-invicta-fc

>Bellator signs former WWE champion, college wrestling standout Jake Hager
mmafighting.com/2017/11/13/16645196/bellator-signs-former-wwe-champion-college-wrestling-standout-jake-hager

>Mirko Cro Cop returns, meets Tsuyoshi Kohsaka at Dec. 31 Rizin FF event
mmajunkie.com/2017/11/mirko-cro-cop-returns-meets-tsuyoshi-kohsaka-at-dec-31-rizin-ff-event

>John Kavanagh describes Conor McGregor as ‘overemotional’ at Bellator 187
mmafighting.com/2017/11/13/16644902/john-kavanagh-describes-conor-mcgregor-as-overemotional-at-bellator-187

>ABC head expects UFC will sanction Conor McGregor for Bellator 187 cage jump – and says he's off UFC 219
mmajunkie.com/2017/11/abc-head-expects-ufc-will-sanction-conor-mcgregor-for-bellator-187-cage-jump-and-says-hes-off-ufc-219

>How do you live after dying in the cage? LFA's C.J. Hancock is figuring that out
mmajunkie.com/2017/11/clovis-hancock-mma-fighter-dies-comes-back-to-life-lfa

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THANK YOU BASED CALENDAR NEGRO

bless this thread

>mfw this exquisite OP
Thank You!

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU OP!

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Who was the mystery free agent on mma kike show ?

Rose's left hook

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some mandrama guy who signed to bellator

Calendarbitch is a faggot bitch samefagging

>Will never be considered GOAT because of his losses to a C-H-E-A-T-E-R
These are the eyes of a punished man.

Calendar has his phone in hand ready to spam scat

This is what mental illness looks like:

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Explain

Are you dying from skin cancer ? Is that why you hate JJ so much ? I feel so sorry for you buddeh, I really do. I hope it's still not too late for you to get well or at least for your last days to be peaceful

>best striker

Yeah thats weird. Must be here 24/7 proxy hopping and assuming different personalities like NotePad too

Based BenManSour!

Post that collage where you laugh at people who said Andrade was gonna win.

this is obsession and jealousy

>if you post the next female champion as predicted by the #2 ranked Featherweight and former Lightweight champion of the world you must be a p-p-pedo

The absolute state of haters. Jade bless.

Grow up.

reminder the person who spams hates calendar and is jealous of him

>jealous of a pedophile

What's wrong with you?

you gotta let it go man. he doesn't give a fuck about you or heem

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11-1

I didn't make it tho

Nothing man, I'm #jadeblessed. How about you?

Calendar is a pedophile and the scatspammer

Rose finished the job Andrade and Claudia started.

my dude, bless brother. disregard the h8ers

Shoutout to springsbro who had a spot on the Anik and Florian podcast. I appreciated the heem reference.

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we all know you're the scatspammer and you are jealous of him. you gotta find a new angle

stop talking to yourself

why does this make me so aroused?

Is Anik such a robot on podcast too ? I like Kenny but it seems like a weird pairing to do a podcast

What the hell does it mean?

And why do people post an underage girl? Murrica heem is terrible.

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Best prospects in UFC right now?
Masvidal and Michael Johnson maybe?

Benmansour is best French boxer alive! I apologize on behalf of the autistic burgers

you dont have to pretend bro

Canadian pedophiles take their pedophilia very seriously.

Diego Sanchez 100 per cent my man, for sure, he's a peach and peaches are beast

Nobody is jealous of you

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J A D E

N A T I O N

Will this be PPV? will it be tape delay? Will fighters fight multiple times a day?

i hope you got some better traps to spam with this time bud, got any asians?

They are gonna spread it among multiple events throughout next year

According to Ariel it's taking place through the year

also for all the haters calling us pedos,remember

real life Jade would be old enough to tease you to death,make you blush and feel uncomfortable and laugh with her teen friends afterwards

they said its going to be spaced out over the year, the championship fight they'll probably try to make a ppv

stop obsessing over a 16 year old girl my man, not healthy

is Bader free money?

I thought cro cop was thrown in there?

Rizin, not Bellator

Controversial opinion:
Traps and shemales are gayer than bears because you are being dishonest about your homosexuality

>IT SHOULD BE ME

Biggest fuckup in the history of sports. Also refuses to shower and stinks.

Roy Nelson has a better chance imo, he's a big HW with mostly intact chin that hits like a truck

Cro cop is fighting again in rizin? Maybe he fights wandy? No other fight makes sense on rizin

Bader is unironically the favorite in this

I don't care about sandniggers and /box/.

>tfw I thought it was a Pride like tournament

Still good I guess.

Even more controversial:
There's nothing gay about bears, strong men having sex with each other is natural and virile

I think it’s Mir.

>goat
>fuckup
fuck off leaf

Frank, what are you doing on /heem/?

Who has the best highlight reel in ufc history?

Silva?
Jones?
GSP?

Not even glory kickboxing?

I would put a sneaky bet on Murr

Silva

Anderson

Vitor

>Who has the least damaged chin
So Ryan Bader

Anderson has the best finishes, but overall i think Jones' is better

Canderson Silva only has a good highlight reel because he beats up cans and math teachers.

>multiple PED failures
>multiple drug test failures
>multiple arrests
>multiple times his belt stripped
>legacy tarnished

If he's not a fuckup then explain why he hasn't held the championship from April 2015 to the present day?

This reminded me of that cartoon Moses movie where the spirit of death swept over and killed all 1st born children. All of his kos do.

The only person I think Chael could beat is Rampage.

Lol no

Bisping looks weird in this picture

UFC 219 has to be Stipe vs Cain, right?

Bader or Roy Nelson

>who vs who

Roy definitely

(You)

Just to be clear
Anderson will be back
Do not be fooled
Es normal
Sometimes it really is
Bad dick pills
Really hes just getting old
And this will happen to you
Penis pills are a double edged sword
He will be back
Onto bigger and better things
GOAT Andy champ 2018

no its going to be Khabib vs Barboza for the interim interim belt

If this goes to plan it could potentially be epic. Most likely lellator fails to execute and it turns out meh

It has lost it's glory tbqh so I don't care neither.

Even with half assing half of his fights, Silva had overall great highlight

>Chael in HW

Lol

Chael is insane for participating in this tournament. He’s outsized and he matches up terrible with everyone except Rampage. Can you imagine Chael in Mir’s guard?

I'm hoping for some brutal heems.

What should the matchups be? i think:
Fedor-Chael
Mir-Mitrione
Rampage-Nelson
Bader-King Mo

Its almost as though you're implying mir isnt a washed up bum now just like chael?

>that file name
>literally just got outstruck for three rounds by the actual best striker in mma