Loose weight

>loose weight
>dodge military service

Isn't the other way around?

>eat dog
>loose weight
>dodge military service
>?????????????
>PROFIT!

>somehow get diagnosed with depression after a checkup
>denied of military service

No, if you're underweight or overweight they won't take you in.

the dog is faking it because there is no fire
no-fire will not kill you

sure you are not in a trance about fighting fire but life isn't a struggle to contain death

>no Rocket Man to threat my country
>everybody dodge military service

Soon

don't die in the nukes pls, I like my Samsung and don't want to ever have to go Huawei

why was the weight loose?

Because I hardly ate anything and it totally had nothing to do with milltary service *wink wink*

just don't hurt yourself..

somebody left the door open

Still a thing and going strong. 90% or more of the youths go to army.
Great pain in the ass to waste 2 years of your life
Dont worry, im eating like pig these days. Waited for this moment for so long

what's SK military service like?

>gain weight
>dodge military service
>lose weight back
shit was cash

>Have Hypermobility Syndrome
>Dodge military service

It's shit. They only pay you like $200/m
Exhausting as fuck, you gain nothing but 2 years of wasted life
You can choose to serve at either police or fire department but
They are shit as well and you have to go through additional tests.

Post your booty

>be depressed
>can't enlist

Happy for you :))
Enjoy youth :3

>don't dodge military service

>see a cat girl
>it's actually a boy
>have to debate if I'd rather be gay or hate the cat

accept catboys into your heart

>downloading imgur albums
Ayy.

I'm not gay like you

I'm phone posting, that's why

>be 'normal'
>do military service
>done in 8 days

That's so gash it's almost tits

good for you

but won't your peers look down on you?

if my country had mandatory military service i would feel like a little cuck to dodge it on purpose

>get letter from the army
>it's a form with two questions:
>1) are you big and strong?
>2) do you want to join the army?
>answer no to any of those questions
>dodge military service

>are you big and strong?
why would they even ask this of your typical swede?

>get letter from the army
>dont read it and throw it away instantly
feelsgoodman

>service was fun and you got to live your dumb childhood spying fantasies in large scale

...

...

Good lad
Doing your part to destroy the conscription jew

Please, can you translate the Finnish ones?

>Lose weight
>Join military
>Be in best shape of my life
>Join artillery unit
>Fire howitzers at the empty desert for a year
>Get combat patch
>Get stationed in Germany another year
>Drink and hangout with bros
>Leave military as a decorated veteran
>Get called a hero back in the States
>MFW
Such is life in the US of A

Only the chosen ones can feast on these memes.

2nd Cav?

WelL, FUGGG

...

buying skinny slope bf

Gay!

M8 I'll get u hooked on some cheeky opium and fuck your doped up bp don't tempt me

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

Do you get discounts on some things?

Thank you for your service. How many people did you kill over there?

Oh boy, You sure don't sound gay now, You sure showed him.

Wish we'd just have a fucking war already so I can sign up

Nope guess again
Naw but I get USAA banking and insurance which is pretty dope.
Probably none. Most of the time we fired at dunes or a dry river bed. Pretty routine shelling to disuade any hajis from setting up camp near there.

>be useless fat teen
>fake asthma to dodge service
>get my shit together
>regret not having been in the military

You know it lad.

If something started in Korea I would join up again and request to be placed with an artillery unit again. That shit was fun.

>tfw you will never fuck a draft dodging Korean twink

Why live?

>be depressed and anxious since early teens
>request and get C-papers
>be also a gun/military autist and feel sad about not going
m-maybe after university... there is still time...

C papers?

>be normal person
>quota excess on the year of my conscription
>dodge military service

Meaning fitness for service. They go something like this:
A: Healthy
B1, B2: Limited Service due to health reasons
C: Exempt from peacetime service
D: Not in use anymore
E: Exempt for some period due to temporary health reasons
T: Exempt from peacetime service for reasons other than health

couldn't get into military service even when i wanted

lol we can apply to civilian service if you just say that you want to go there.

>live in the municiple next to the city
>no military service in my zone
So glad, it's all sweeping streets and painting sidewalks under the sun anyway.

shouldn't you be digging the ruins for people, hernandez?

>tfw Finland is such an irrelevant shithole that I can't come up with stereotypes, insults or names
Sorry m8, try again with a relevant flag

>big and strong
Those were the guys who first ran out of juice during marches.

I was in the military but got out because due to injury during a training exercise. What a fucking waste of time

>get called in for military service test
>get partially approved for service because my one leg is a bit longer than the other (has never affected me and i first discovered it in my late teens) and because i mentioned i had OCD
>actually wanted to go from the start
i said i had OCD because at the time i wasn't medicated and i was afraid it would affect my service but my parents said it was immensely stupid i did so because now i have it on paper that i have a mental illness

>now i have it on paper that i have a mental illness
your life is ruined buddy

>get obese on kfc
>get heart problems
>not fit for military duty
niiice thx america WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW IM FIT
AND I WONT FORGET THE CHICKENS THAT GAVE A DUTY DODGE TO ME
AND IM GLADLY WILL STAND UP TO DEFEND HER TILL TODAY
BUT ALAS I'LL NEVER WALK
GOD BLESS THE USA

same

Wait does Denmark have mandatory military service?

yes

What for? They're in the safest place in Europe unless England gets up to its old tricks

I think it's more of a historical reason at this point.
They'd be better off with a professional army.

I mean its a bit shit really. Holstein or whatever wants to be German and no one wants Skane. Not that there would ever be a war in those directions anyway. Maybe one day we'll wake up and Denmark will own Estonia again or something

Hey cutie :3