Chicago Police Scanner General - Independence Edition

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>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops

Shootings Scoreboard:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
homicides.suntimes.com/
heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Mugshots:
chitownmugshots.com/

Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608

Chicago Cop Blog
secondcitycop.blogspot.com/

Thread Theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU

LAST THREAD FOR ME SOMEONE TAKE OVER

Gang disturbance

Robert

LIGHT THE FIREWORKS RACE WAR NOW

someone robbed a iphone

Dmoney

sassy woman laughing for mispelling

just got back from the bar and picked up a dime bag. bout to load up a bowl and garrys mod. BOUT TO GET COMFFYYYYYYYYYYY

...

>"he stealted da money
>heh

komputah

Robert checking in....I found the keys

>dee munnee
Giggling dispatch now with 200% more SASS

Probably a nigger

what are your guys' name? mine's Robert

Robert that, Robert

todays mugshots

Robert

...

no roberts here, roberts on the street paying out justice

I am literally named Robert. I only started browsing these threads because I saw an image in the catalog with my name in it.

she probably sucks some good dick

drunk guy yelling and screaming

Negra Stawl-Mibyke

>
Robert Robert...Surely Shirley

Whos taking a long lunch? Robert should clean up the force

dude my name is robert too

Shots fired...must be close to 2000 listeners

10-4. Over and Robert

Jewgle Street View: Chiraq Daycare

Fireworks legality by state

Correction- Aerial fireworks are now legal in Georgia. In some states you can buy Aerial fireworks but cannot use them.

6 vs 6 fight

let the fireworks begin!

be careful, mods might ban you for posting maps. just letting you know

> He's intoxicated and I don't have a room number

Reporting in, Robert

Oh hey theres a dozen people beating the shit out of each other.

3.5/10

...

will the real Robert please stand up

hi robert

LOCKED INSIDE THE SELF STORAGE

>Chiraq daycare
>daycare
>Chiraq
>implying it isn't just a cleverly disguised crack den

10-4 ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>I DONT HAVE THE KEYS

hey eskimo joe.

is it cold there?

>people locked in a storage unit

Seriously? It's publicly available information

RObert check your keys

Kids do the selling

'ARE U ON SOMETHING THAT I DONT KNOW ABOUT'

'no but ur about to be on my cock' SHABANG

help me robert im trapped under the bed

mods have strict rules, just saying

yes 10-4

>locked inside a storage unit

Most major cities ban them though, probably for fire prevention.

That's pretty believable I've heard of kids being recruited by dealers to sell shit

We've all been there

>implying they enforce half the rules in Sup Forums

lil wayne was dealing crack when he was 9

> 3 years ago be shooting off mortars and roman candles
> live in NC, not legal but travel to SC and load up
> Police roll by....aww fuck
> just making sure there is some parents here...youre good
Fuck I love living in small town NC

>Spiderweb tat on the neck
How many honky's do you have to kill to qualify for this?

they have strict rules and no one to enforce them
look at Sup Forums's sticky and tell me how many threads are the exact examples of what not to post

just giving the heads up, there was an user who googled every location and when you go back, those pics were deleted

I was posting maps in the other threads Juneau-chan, nobody seemed to care. I don't want to take my chances though....

Just go to prison and you qualify for one

Robert reporting in.

inb4 >learner's license

using FMJ rounds. Nigger, you are just one of the stupidest breeds of people to ever walk the earth. I'm glad I have my own gun, and hollow points so I can poison your gun with your bodily fluids and watch you die slowly.

pic coming up, it's my nigger killer

it does actually have one nigger death attributed to it

>pic related, it's going to be followed to to this post and my post with a timestamp

GUUUN!!

>nigger's permit

Sleep tight

>learner's license

>he fell for the organ donor meme

Ok I've got a hypothetical for you guys if all cops were taken out of Chiraq tomorrow would shit stay sane or would it deteriorate to Liberia 2.0 in days


>btw black threatening to kill man white shirt

>5'6 BLACK MALE THREATENING TO KILL SOMEONE
Mantlet uprising

Robert-in-training.

t. real Robert.

It would only take 3 hours.

>you're fucking dead you don't need them
Why's it bad to try to help others?

I have that same light on my FNH FNX. Fucking bright as hell and the strobe is legit.

>suicidal woman
must be a coalburner

Depends how it happened. If it were announced, you'd see anarchy in 30 minutes. If they just disappeared, it'd take a couple days for the dindus to catch on

All cops leave it will be white flight, grab yo kids grab yo wife. Build a wall around it, all /k/omandos standing perimeter watch keeping niggers in. Within a day the city will be self cleaning

>retard girl on the loose

Oh boy we got a suicidal person running around.

Probably just more murders as groups won't be kept in check when they party on the roads.

I recall they've cut back in some areas after the Ferguson shit, and murders have kicked up quite a bit.

Suicidal Mother Running East Bound On (street name of founding father)

Suicidal teenager on the run
>dispatch response "aww"

EDP EDP EDP

REEEEEEEEEEEE

> he's mentally challenged
>emotional issues
>tired of there life DOSENT want to live

/r9k/ is that you?

>help others
HAHAHAHAHA u need to get redpilled my friend

Are they swamped with 294 fireworks yet?

The light has actually prevented attacks and de-escalated situations that would've turned deadly

it's very legit and the strobe is tits

>nice gun btw

All Roberts report.

Ok, which one of you is it?

>you're literally helping a another person live after you die

How does that negatively affect you?

Robert 1488 reporting in

under-rated post

they let organ donors die at the hospitals when they come in to harvest their organs and save the lives of people that need transplants. for the greater good

Robert reporting in

>Currently reading Campaign in Russia Waffen SS on the Eastern Front by Leon Degrelle
>In the page that I'm on his unit is being bombarded by an artillery barrage, keeping them from advancing to the Caucasus oil fields
>Live in the country
>Dozens of fire works are going off at once
>Sounds like a massive artillery barrage
>Pretend my house is being shelled by communists
>Hope on the floor and start to role play a Waffen SS soldier

PETER PARKER

If you are listening to a police scanner on a Sunday night to listen for black on black crimes for entertainment then the only thing that needs to be scanned is your fucking brain you fucking psychopaths.