>No Len, I'm not going to buy you Final Crisis Absolute edition. I already bought you those leatherbound Sandman volumes last week. Also, didn't you hate that Final Crisis stuff?
>Len, I don't care that it contains previously missing pages and restored 3D pages and comes with 3D glasses.
What did Kate mean by this?
/ourguy/
Not enough feels for not having a mommy gf fämälämäs
>Len please don't buy that poster with the anime girl
...
>getting in an argument with your wife while dressed as a 10 year old in a comic book store
kino
Where is your image.jpg, juranoid
Celeb shit is annoying and i do my best to ignore or remain uninterested in what celebrities do with their lives.
That being said, i dont ever think ive ever felt envy like this before. Having Kate Beckinsale literally using you for sex and to cope through her midlife crisis is the dream.
Id give my remaining funtioning nut to trade places with him for a day
Whats a juranoid
Fämäläm is a common phrase here, fämälämäzoid
Darkseid Is
Every image on /hr/ that's more than two weeks old has now been lost, my reindeer-herding friend.
Your Bridget thread and my Rachel Nichols one have been devastated.
>no Len an onahole is not a good present for lily's birthday
Its right there
You nearly made me drink
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
The thread is still thread but all the old images have 404'd, juranoid, killed by whatever the fuck happened to Sup Forums over the past six hours.
I'm already on my sixth beer of the morning.
Sandels time
Also im blaming you and the jews for this
>Look Kate better get me those fucking Sandman comics or I'll get Shadman to draw your daughter
>Also im blaming you and the jews for this
Actually it's totally Hiro's fault, so I dunno, go direct the Sissi hordes over to Japan or something
Just to clarify for everyone, the cool guerilla forces in finland are called the Sissit
My father and most uncles are sissies
literally a autist
could have been any one of us
>tfw its not me
What's wrong with his clothes, I always dress like that.
Genuinely curious.
Half men need not apply.
>Console
Dropped.
>wake up
>still not a rich lady's boytoy
What even is the point?
Shorts
Autism shoes
Edgy hoodie
He's fine though so don't worry.
I suppose you're american.
yikes
>ok Len I'll buy you those comic books but you'll have to take that body pillow out of the bedroom
>why are you screaming and what's a Dye-Cah-Mah-Cure-Ah?
those aren't quite autism shoes bucko
Those type of running shoes definitely are autism shoes.