SCOREBOARD BITCHES: Bill Maher rips apart stupid Republican policies that have left states like Kansas and Louisiana...

SCOREBOARD BITCHES: Bill Maher rips apart stupid Republican policies that have left states like Kansas and Louisiana with budget deficits and stagnating economies while California is thriving and now the 5th largest economy in the world. And by the way, we have a budget SURPLUS. When will you dumbfucks learn that trickle down economics is a failure?

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LOL CALIFORNIA SURPLUS LOL

Laugh all you want, but the facts speak for themselves. Republican policies are currently failing in Wisconsin, Michigan, Louisiana, and Kansas. Louisiana is failing so bad that Gov. Poo in Loo, who was a raising star in the Republican Party 8 years ago, couldn't even break 1% in the polls in this primary season election.

California is one of the worst places in the world. And everyone hates California. The only people who care about California are from there.

>facts
LOL
Enjoy your 'wealth' artificially created from the tech and housing bubble. Ponzi schemes will never last.

You are attributing failing state economies directly to republican policies. Good bait but I think im the only one taking it.

This. It's filled with kikes, beaners, and degenerates.

t. Californian

The surplus comes from the EXTREME levels of taxation on the cannabis industry and rampant victimless crime extortion racket revenue generation.

Commiefornia is riddled with the homeless and street apes.

Seriously though. Don't ever let a Tea-Bagger run your government. It's going to be bad time. I guarantee.

But California is a different level of fucked up. The correct answer is to condemn both.

There's more to California than just real estate and Silicon Valley. It's a financial hub for the Pacific Rim, which will only grow with significance with the coming of the TPP. It's got prime agricultural land. It's the aerospace capital of the US. Our tourism industry is also very vibrant.

>California
>aerospace capital of US

Thanks for confirming that you are completely retarded, I can't believe I almost gave a serious response to this thread

Nigga plz

Our drones are designed and manufactured in California. Our B-2's are manufactured and maintained in California. The next gen stealth bomber that was awarded to Northrop Grumman will likely be assembled in Palmdale, California. El Segundo, near LAX, is an aerospace hub as well. Space X is here.

Rifles are cucked though

Have you ever considered the fact that it might be because of Cali's position in the U.S., that is, being the closest port to China... So pretty much what you're saying is

CHINA #1

Cali, is a failed state, if it were successful, so many rappers wouldn't be coming out of Cali.

>Bill Mahr

The Chinese are copycats. They merely try to replicate what the geniuses in Silicon Valley are producing.

are you seriously trying to defend your OP???

Well, China... yes they are rip off artists. China is also the biggest source of cheap/slave labor. Fuck the allocation process, they are as contacted, CHEAP!

Cali is an aristocracy. It's heaven on earth for the rich who can do whatever feel good liberal thing they want. Doesn't change the fact that it's a massive bubble.
...people said the same thing about Venezuela 3 yrs ago. You made me think.

Then why have well-off people (not fucking celebrities) and businesses been fleeing Kommiefornia over the last 20 years?

So what you're saying is that all of California's largest industries are government subsidized?

I'd also like to add all the smarts are in the NorthEast of the U.S.

Cali public schools are literal jokes, not to mention they spend the most per capita, and now they want to give all their students iPads.

Lol Apple.

You have to be a fucking uninformed idiot to believe anything Bill Maher is saying...

If anything, major metropolitan centers are gentrifying. Old Mexican neighborhoods across LA are now full of yuppies who are swimming in cash.

Can confirm. My mom is a teacher in cali. They're actually changing to a trimester (3 semesters) to make it so stupid kids can make up for classes they fail.

This was normally done by having the kids take summer school. But they cut so much from the education budget, that now they don't have money for summer school. So now all the kids are fucked because they're moving the classes at a 50% faster pace to help the borderline retards that can't pass high school (and illegals that can't fucking read)

The iPad fiasco is over. It cost the LAUSD superintendent his job.

Speaking of iPads, yep. California

Bitch, I'm from and living here and I want out.

take note everyone
>but Bhill Maher

Doesn't matter if it's over or not, the fact they were trying to give a body of students with a 50/50 chance iPads, and they alread spend THE MOST in the nation...

I mean wtfpham.

This

White flight is at an all time high from this state. I'm taking a job outside of California so I don't have to deal with it anymore.

Just stop.

Trying to make this into a Republican / Democrat thing is just retarded. I doubt there's that many people on Sup Forums who truly believe the cuckservatives running the Republican party are any better than the Democrats, but people like you always try to start flame wars so we won't focus on what's really wrong with politics.

I love cali. These liberals are so naive that they are easily fooled. I sold some liberals some wheat grass for 10 bux per small tray. They eat it up like candy.

How about the Dem's policies in CT? Ranked 49th worst state for business. Close to 1 billion in budget deficits each year on top of record tax increases.

Youre right

The whole gluten free craze is a great example of their stupidity. It absolutely does nothing for you unless you are allergic.

Good bye Billy Bob.

Some industrious Chinese or Vietnamese family will gladly take your place.

>Cali public schools are literal jokes

Can confirm. Went to one for middle and high school. We didn't have any after-school shit that wasn't sports or band because no budget, lol.

Fuck you, Sup Forums. I love California, it is literally the America of America and there's nothing you can do to change this amazing place.

I was once a poorfag beaner kid living in South LA, then I tricked a bunch of white guys to invest into some stupid dietery bullshit and sold it as "monthly mailing subscriptions" to soccer moms.
California is the place you want to go to for a get rich quick scheme.

Believe it or not, California has low property taxes thanks to Prop 13. It's not all Blue in California.

California is in a surplus in the same way as a person in a surplus with a bank account that has $100 in it a week before your mortgage and car payments are due.

well when all your money goes to paying for illegals, and iPads... I mean, is there any room for Chess Club?

Cali in a nut shell.. Turbo rich taking advantage of the poor, or middle class living like the poor.

Cali takes advantage of their resources and environment, then faggots like Bill Maher try to make it into some MUH LIBERAL POLICY, and people believe him enough to come taught Sup Forums... I hate this gay Earth.

Im in Texas and Im gluten free. It absolutely does make a difference . Starting with the fact that I dont feel like I swallowed spoon fulls of glass after every meal. My sex drive also came back in full force.

But yeah, fuck California.

I'm from LA and this state is a failure, they took the most beautiful land on the planet and turned into a mega-slum full of central american sludge. California is proof that if liberals ever do run the world it won't be a planet worth living on.

And some robot will soon take yours.

Goodbye, Pablo.

Try getting new friends.

Then
>HOLY SHIT BREAD DOSN'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE

That's because Californians are taxed to death, you dumbfuck.

The state rapes and enslaves its citizens.

The less white California becomes the stronger it gets. Proving that the true masterrace are beaners

VIVA AZTLAN

So this is what liberals mean when they say beaners boost the economy...

>beaners
>strong

what is mexican american war

Nigger the fuck are you talking about California 5th largest economy?

>Worst homeless population in the country
>Incarcerates more than any other state
>Standard of living has erased the middle class
>Only reason it makes the state makes so much money because they tax the living hell out of everyone and the ports are the cash cow.

Did you watch the video in OP? It would be great if the whole country could be like California. Everyone's standard of living would raise.

>prime agricultural land

for what cactus?

California's historic drought is putting the amount of water used by farmers and other industries into sharp focus, especially as urban Californians soon will be required to cut their water use by 25 percent.

To be fair, the homeless flock to California because they'd freeze at night in the rest of the country. They weren't necessarily impoverished by California but rather drawn to California because of its awesome weather.

DAT'S RACISTS

>MFW all the more reason we need a fucking a real fucking purge to happen

cnn.com/2016/06/28/us/california-drought-underground-water/

We'll be alright.

The freeze at night, just like the refugees are seeking refuge only in the richest countries in Europe.

I'm not to familiar with my climatology, but I'm sure they wouldn't freeze in Mexico, or New Mexico.

California has some.of the richest topsoil in the world. Areas like Oxnard are some of the most fertile areas anywhere.

Deserts are actually fucking freezing at night.
You need some cloud cover to retain heat

Isn't that Northern Cali? Where all the rednecks live? Northern Cali needs a referendum.

They have a larger budget because they tax ridiculously more, have a large population, a large land mass, and are on a great spot for trading along the pacific ocean. This is besides the point anyways. The government shouldn't be spending as much in the first place. It should be obvious that by taxing less you get in less money to spend and that's the goal. The real problem is that Republicans rarely ever cut spending. You think republicans give a shit about the free market anymore than the democrats do?

>user doesn't know how to use google

Fly to Pennsylvania so you can help Trump win.

Well, Florida never really get cold. They flock to California because of those "Democratic SUPER policies" Mr. Maher is talking about.

No. Central and Southern California are farming areas and NorCal has its Ag too like Fesno etc.. I think most people just associate SoCal with LA, but its fairly redneck outside of there.

Whoopdi doo... Hollywood and Sillicon Valley. Talk to me when you actually get a regular middle class industry again.

Are you kidding, loser?

IF CA has a surplus at all it's only because being a skinflint is one of the few things Jerry Brown is any good at. It's why he became governor again this time, because of the recession. (And it's probably why he never married; wives and children cost money.)

How did he cut the budget, you ask? By closing a ton of state parks and letting them be overrun by homeless people, drug growers and teen trouble. By throwing vast numbers of the prison population back into cities to run the crime rate up. By cutting EVERYTHING. The infrastructure is failing, all of it. Nothing gets repaired except in a small, influential part of SoCal. The next big quake is going to fuck CA but good. They have no water past this year, no extra water storage system, no planned pipeline or desal plants, nothing. Industrial ag is still growing high water crops in the valley, turning it into a dust bowl slowly but surely. To all this add, skyrocketing taxes everywhere (including weed, natch) skyrocketing fees for every single thing the state, counties and cities can possibly bill you, all the closed, rotting military bases and resulting bankrupt towns, rampant illegal immigration and crime....the real estate bubble....

And so much more. CA is teetering on the edge of total failure. Just one good push. I will enjoy watching the rabid, low-IQ illegals and niggers literally kill and eat the rich, elite San Franciscans and Los Angelenos on primetime news TV, though.

Till then, fuck off.

I just figured some unheard of area in California with good soil was the part that wasn't infested by desert/cucks. I know that Northern California is pretty "Southern". OP, fuck off.

So what's the answer if they both suck, Dems and Repubs? I would think Dems would be the lesser of two evils since a balanced budget, however bloated, is more fiscally responsible than a deficit.

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HA HA HA HA HA HA

How's that high speed rail project coming along?


> $68-billion California bullet train project likely to overshoot budget and deadline targets

latimes.com/local/california/la-me-bullet-train-cost-final-20151025-story.html

By the time it's done ( if it ever gets finished ), and you add up all the delays, fraud, graft, and other government waste, California could have run their own Apollo program.


> the Apollo program costs $20 billion in 1970s dollars—the equivalent of $100 billion in today’s money.

thespacereview.com/article/1579/1

why is everyone so fucking poor here then you faggot?

Everyone in California is poor? Are you on crack?

> Names one democratic run state doing well
> Names three Republican states doing poorly
> "Conservashits so stupid"
> Implying that anyone gives a shit about anything that comes out of that retarded kike Bill Maher's mouth

yeah you fucking idiot, we have a small number of super wealthy and the rest of the state is dirt poor. I hope you die tomorrow for being this stupid

Debt and unpaid pension liability.

It's ok because Elon Musk, one of many geniuses living in California, will build a hyperloop instead.

not everyone is mexican. some of us are white and we own our homes and cars and business etc.

>it is literally the America of America
>one of the most anti gun states in the US

Build wall

So what's the best example of a Republican state? Texas, which took a big hit with the decline in fracking after oil prices collapsed?

no shit not everyone is mexican, but 40% is, and half the white population is inland and poor as fuck, so thats another 15%, obviously the 15% nigger population is going to be poor, so were at 70% poor as fuck

Stolen gun, which should be impossible to happen with gun control

Obvious bate be obvious. And besides, California is the biggest restricter on rights and has highest taxes in nation. I moved from California to Reno and we have WAY less homeless people running around, and most of the homeless are there because of the casinos, a problem Cali doesnt have (Not counting Indian Reservations, but most homeless are in San Francisco and LA, far from the casinos)

It will be ok because California, being a prime destination for immigrants, has a large workforce that is producing tax revenue and thus funding these programs. California is not Japan or the EU with their declining populations.

Are all those minorities poor tho?

> And it's probably why he never married; wives and children cost money.

Yeah, I'm sure that's it, user.

There are actually more Asians than Blacks in California. And there is a very large White upper-middle class all along the coast, from San Diego to SF Bay. If anything, inland California is where all the Blacks and Hispanics are flocking to thanks to gentrification along the coast.

Moving to California this week from the east coast. I'm too hyped for the freedom

> Implying illegal immigrants pay taxes

Wew, lad.

A large population of them do, while recieving no benefits from the govt

>bitches bout california
>from kenya

Even poorfag niggers from KENYA hate California!

Except Musk isn't working on the hyperloop plans himself. He threw the idea out there, and it letting other private ventures out there experiment with it. Nobody has even built a feasible demonstration model yet. Meanwhile California will continue to sink billions of dollars into a "high speed train" that's going to stop more often than an octogenarian with bladder issues.

Of course you're willing to ignore the massively bloated government bureaucracy, and pin your hopes on a real capitalist to bail you out when the shit hits the fan.

Forgot to link :/

Florida, Wyoming, Nevada

'''kek'''

[b] shit

Ok listen up Rafiki,

All states went through tough times during the Great Recession, so naturally there were furlough days and park closures. But the thing is that California has recovered, where as a lot of retardican states have not. As far as infrastructure is concerned, we are currently developing the first high speed rail line in the nation. Oh, and we just discovered huge underground water reserves:

cnn.com/2016/06/28/us/california-drought-underground-water/

Actually, I live in the oil capital of the world in Texas. You can call the fracking collapse a slight jab to a fat kid... We barely felt anything.

Also with oil @ $50/barrel already, financial experts are speculating if they will start back up already.

>I would think Dems would be the lesser of two evils since a balanced budget, however bloated, is more fiscally responsible than a deficit.
Government spending is not fiscally responsible or desired. California has the highest cost of living in the country and any gibsmedats they offer is an illusion of prosperity. Vote libertarian.

> A large population of them do
And you can prove this... how?
> and receiving no govt benefits
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! okay now I know you're fucking trolling or just paid to shill by The People's Republic of Commiefornia.

yeah exactly like I said, there is a small sliver of the population that has a lot of money, just like every other corrupt third world country.

If you weren't such a closed minded socal loser you would travel and see that in other parts of the country they actually have this thing they call a "middle class"

Florida is turning Blue. Trump will not win Florida.

Wyoming, who the fuck even lives there? Nevada is only relevant because of Las Vegas.

The funny part is that much like New York, the moment you get outside city lines the people are basically the exact opposite of what you find if the cities.

Seriously, introduce yourself as a Cityboy and they automatically assume you are some faggot trying to dick around with some stupid petition and thought they would buy into it, or some Wannabe-suit there to force people back onto the Grid.

>cnn.com/2016/06/28/us/california-drought-underground-water/

> Drilling for water so deep is expensive and can be hazardous.

> It may add to the gradual sinking of the land already taking place in the Central Valley

> Those deep groundwater resources are also vulnerable to contamination from oil and gas

> "Groundwater pumping from shallow aquifers has already caused some regions to drop by tens of feet," the researchers said

Just the thing you want in a state famous for it's already unstable land.

you better hope trump wins

The middle class is in decline throughout the whole country. At least California has a very large upper middle class that isn't going anywhere because the beach and weather are awesome here.