COMING THIS SUMMER

[Eli Morris]

>COMING THIS SUMMER

[Hunter Wilson]

>from the producers who brought you. ..

[Cameron Russell]

>"The cups from which drank flaming faggots"

[Zachary Carter]

>Starring Academy Award ***nominee***

[Levi Sanders]

KIRK LAZARUS

[Daniel Edwards]

>From 2 of the 6 writers of Scary Movie

[Oliver Cook]

(one of which is now narrating this to you)

[Luke Ward]

A YOUNG PANSEXUAL BOY

[Josiah Martin]

AND ROB SCHNEIDER

[Mason Hall]

GO TO THE KINOPLEX TOGETHER TO AVOID THE "NO SINGLES POLICY"

[Michael Mitchell]

SET OUT TO...

[Nathan Sanders]

DODGE THE MANDATORY PENIS INSPECTIONS, THEY

[Ian Davis]

>IN A WORLD...

[Jeremiah Peterson]

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER IS

[Nathaniel Turner]

[INCEPTION HORN AND A FADE TO BLACK]

[Chase Ramirez]

ACT

[Jaxson Edwards]

WITH SPECIAL GUEST

[Evan Perez]

What was the last trailer to unironically say this?

[Ian Parker]

ENTER THE WORLD OF

[Jason Sullivan]

*epic music buildup with quip at the end*

[Cameron Brooks]

>it's the episode that changes everything

[Joshua Campbell]

STARTS THIS FRIDAY

[Christopher Cox]

>NOW PLAYING IN SELECT CITIES

[Colton Martin]

LIKE X HAD A BABY WITH Y

[David Perry]

[It ain't me starts playing]