Hope Solo accuses Sepp Blatter of Sexual Assault

>In an interview with the Portuguese newspaper Expresso published on Saturday, Solo, alleged she “had Sepp Blatter grab my ass” before they went on stage to present the women's Ballon d'Or to Solo's U.S. teammate, Abby Wambach.

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Are none of my childhood heroes sacred anymore? ;_;

DONT

FIFA Officials: "Sepp, you hungry?"

Sepp Blatter: "Yeah."

FIFA Officials: "What you thinking?"

Sepp Blatter: "I'm thinking Arby's."

Not even Blatter would do that.

i'm thinking Arby's

A
FUCKING
SARLACC

What do you think Blatter's favorite meal from the Arby's menu is?

i have unironically never eaten at an Arby's but that corned beef rueben looks damn fine

>ywn eat sauerkraut off of Hope Solo's roast beef

>O-Sepp-Blatter-apalpou-me-o-rabo

I'm laughing hard. I can actually imagine Vegeta (in the Portugal dub of DBZ) saying that.

You sexually assaulted all of us with that Arby's special bitch wheres my apology

arby's is surprisingly good

Arby's has really bad quality control though. Some locations are delicious, some are just awful.

>judge: do you have anything to say in your defense?
>Sepp: Yes. I thought that was Messi's

>brazillians having laughs with that dub

Nonsense. You cannot fool me! but if you are, Whis's voice gets gayer and gayer in the portuguese dub

Brazilians are so unnused to the Portuguese accent that it just sounds funny to hear DBZ characters like that.

he didn't know

That is one toasty roastie

>no one even noticed

You’d probably get a handful of flap just by grabbing her arse

nice

>demands apology for sexual assault
>refuses to apologise for assaulting my fucking eyes

>implying you guys wouldn't

she's hot desu

why take this picture

You now realize all girls do this

Jesus. Is this for realz? Why whould she get her fucking head on the photo?

why take that picture though
why

WTF I like Hope Solo now.

Why do girls take like a hundred selfies a day?

I've got no idea

because it's hot you gay fag

the roastie thing is a meme

>6 hours ago
Impressive.

Definitely the beef n cheddar

Anilingus Philly

The ROAST BEEF MAX