Live in a sports obsessed country

>live in a sports obsessed country
>have no interest in any sports

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good sports sucks

It's all anyone talks about here

i guess you are a failure among your people

>imagine OP's face when his lads are talking about soccer

I used to try and join in, but I never knew the rules or the teams so it was obvious I was faking

>new zealand is obsessed with sports
>those sports are ones other nations don't care about
Just move to some other nations and you will avoid cricket and rugby talk.

get a bike, either a roadie or a MTB of a well known maker,
medium or high end level bike if possible,
you can ride a bike alone, or with your friends,
also you can show off your bike and boast of it to girls

Same, please anyone kill me

>everyone I know is a front runner Golden State Warriors fan
>everyday I'd hear "Hey man, did you see that shot Curry made last night?!" from them
>eventually start telling them I did because it apparently always happens

I don't think I could ever give a damn about sports unless I gambled.

>NZ
>soccer

both sports are one of the three that can claim to be internationally relevant
they're played on every inhabited continent and cricket is by far the second largest sport in the world

For me it's trivial celebrities and tv-series.

>live in a politics obsessed country
>have no interest in any politics

>be 19
>used to play aussie rules football as a kid and early teen
>want to play again
>too incompetent at it, to actually be in even the shittiest team (within my age group) or for anyone to want to train me

just play with your mates till you get good enough

>live in a sports/celebrities/social events obsessed country
>have no interest in any sports, celebrities nor social events

>Soccer
Do you mean football?

E-sports are the only sports for our generation

what about """""""""""e-sports""""""""""" ?

not everyone only has a single football code in their country you mong

soccer=asSOCiation football

I don't play video games so no esports either

not a sport

I'm the exact same but with cricket

I was too short to play footy as a kid so I never really bothered with it. last time I played in school I got concussed and lost all my memory for a whole week

You are the mongs playing a shitty sport that you call in the same way cuz you are butthurt and lame at real football

Reminder: a ball is round not and egg

Fuck off 3rd worlder

is fuck off a sport?

I don't even know the rules of rubgy or cricket.

back when we were colonised soccer was a fucking meme and wasn't even codified, so the anglo colonies either took up rugby or made their own sport

soccer is a fucking garbage game without any depth and the only reason anyone plays it is because you euro fucks unironically don't have anything else to choose from

Neither. Hated when they tried to make us play at school.

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footy is 10 times the sport fucking soccer will ever be

t. zhang

this.
yuroshits will never ever experience the joy of hunting abbos

Rugy is shithouse, though. I live in NSW, where rugby league is huge, and that shit is even less interesting than rugby.

Fuck sportsball.

t. zhang

>living in a country that filled to the brim with beta shit

Feels good, man

Finish your homework or you'll get hit with detention tomorrow.

cannot fathom how someone can live in australia or new zealand and not have at least a passing interest in sport

t. Bruce

is being anglo meant to be an insult?

guarantee I'm older than you mate

It's just not that interesting. Rather read a book than watch a game.

Seriously though, fuck off you silly kid.

fucking nerd

bet you're the biggest fucking twat that thinks you're everyone's intellectual superior

t. ghost of Jonah Lomu

Too bad nobody will ever gives a flying fuck about it

Soccer/football whatever the fuck, all derive from local ball games. Australian Rules Football is older than Association Football, its rules codified first. The first match of Aussie rules was in 1859, the first match of Association was in 1863. Though they both come from different local ball games from the British Isles. Though ARF developed a bit separately, in Aus.

The whole world has lots of localised ball games for all of history, these are just formalised and international forms of them.

and it's fine that way

association football existed before footy, it just wasn't codified at that point

footy takes a lot from rugby too, it's not entirely original

it being unique to australia is what makes it better

misread your post, ignore my comment

>go to a job interview
>get the job because you have a yarn about last night's game and time's up before he's asked any interview questions
If you live outside Australia or NZ, you will never know this laid back feel.

the big sport in nz is rugby
not "soccer"

E-sports are big tho

>tfw I like watching aussie rules and often think I'd like to play it but have no sporty friends and am too scared of normies to try join a team

>have no sporty friends

just want mates to get on the piss at the cricket with