Chicago Police Scanner General - JAILFU EDITION

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>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops

Shootings Scoreboard:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
homicides.suntimes.com/
heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Mugshots:
chitownmugshots.com/

Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608

Chicago Cop Blog
secondcitycop.blogspot.com/

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One more for Sienna-Chan!

rObert

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Hey guys, I'm a reporter with CNN, could you explain to me what these threads are about?

god help us, the porch apes have discovered m-80's

who /robert/ here?

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>98642 I SEE YOU ROBERTS

What do you guys think of based Bill Whittle?

Is he red pilled?

(((IF IF IF IF )))
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Is this the new meme

Listen to some nice music while listening to the chimpening.

youarelistening.to/chicago

can you explain the robert meme to me?

Fuck I wanna be a CPD

kangz and shit

Why doesn't the government shut down welfare in areas that misbehave?

Changer Jake Gyllenhaal to Robert Robert then it's perfect.

>fire wasn't responding, they just wanted us to check for them

Holy shit

>WAGES OF SIN (I SEE YOU BROTHER)
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Reporting

I'm the user from the other night whose name is actually robert and was listening to the scanner before coincidentally finding this thread lol

stores.ebay.com/Chicago-Police-Memorial-Foundation

Supports their memorial fund.

Agreed. That's the one I went with.

We preach white power we love hitler were exactly what you think we are

Fucking niggers

>Smoking weed, drinking & fucking

Hope these kids are the appropriate age.

Foot pursuit

>Females in the backyard smoking weed and partying
Nuoh my gawd
Lay down the donut Jim
Ghetto maiden virginity calls

Do you have any idea how racist you're talking right now?

We listen to the Chicago scanner and laugh at all the black crime. Nigs gonna nog.

RACIST!

Why do they set off the fireworks?

Guys I'm from Fox News can you tell me what these threads are about.

Niggers friend

Not all black people are bad, but there is a significant portion of them just going full retarded monkey in Chicago.

The government calls it "disparate impact"

If it affects niggers more than others, they won't do it

Ever, no exceptions. Now, that's the federal government. State government in a small handful of instances has been able to actually enact drug testing for welfare recipients. Needless to say, the cries of "that's racist" echoed around the world

Underage Sienna mugshot from 2013

>MUH DICK

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>Why doesn't the government shut down welfare in areas that misbehave?

Well they already outlawed murder.

Also, pic related.

Was there ever any word from that Aussie who said he was going to go camp out in the Chiraq ghetto this weekend?

b-but it's not racist to point out the truth

I JUS WANNA RIDE MY MOOOOOODACYCLE

It's Independence Day Weekend

They'd just chimp harder and against public buildings

At the moment they tend to attack each other

Was she tripping when she "did" those eyebrows?

NEET racists exploiting the suffering and misery of disenfranchised American minorities purely for entertainment.

Found his body on the train tracks a few threads ago

Because the few people that can't move shouldn't be punished?

As long as there is one person who wants to do good.

>several shots fired

Disparate chimpact
kek'd

There is so much crime in one city it is insane.

What would a European city like Copenhagen or Frankfurt do if they had this much crime?

SHOTS FIRED
SHOTS FIRED

>anonymously i got nothin' else...........

Idk, maybe a scar on the right eyebrow?

SHOTS FIRED

Is there a way to search this website just for prostitutes?

I want to see if I recognize any.

And then, possibly fap to their mugshot lol

kwk

>captcha: Select all trains

We dont

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Nice catch, satan!

>NEET

Excuse me, that's a bigoted and ableist pejorative you're using there.

I just can't....

Check yourself

>EBT shut down
Maybe it's too keep them on low energy intake so that they'll be too tired for chiniggenans throughout the 4th of July.

kek, good bantz aussie

chimpact indeed

OMG HES BACK

LIGHT THE FUSE RACE WAR NOW

First for Robert.

Open their assholes wider.
>Don't rape me bracelets
They haven't dealt with niggas dragging women into sewers yet

Been trying to redpoll a friend- this radio cast might do more than every statistic I've ever told her...

Ah, you raise a valid point, my societally marginalized friend. Consider my keys thoroughly checked. Robert.

For the newfags to these threads:
The purpose of these threads is to gather and enjoy the laughable volume of crimes commuted on a nightly basis in Chicago. Some of the crimes committed are quite strange such as people hiding in sewers dragging women in. Grown men in women underwear running around at 4am scaring children. The tv show COPS isn't permitted to film in Chicago and the scanner is currently the only method for obtaining an unbiased perspective of the amount of crime and violence committed by the black race. Enjoy the new meme bitches.

>jesus villalobos

whats with all the firework incidents happening?

my second image is a trump meme.... i dont even have that Pokemon on my rig. da fuck mang.

Tell the papers to not report it.

I WANT MY BOAT

you not look at your calendar lately?

They be settin off fireworks

This has probably been mentioned before in these threads, but I think it deserves a mention again...

The niggerification of our public sector simply has to stop. These cops and dispatchers have terrible grammar, and say stupid shit like "mah bad" in a professional environment.

Listening to this is like listening to sub-100-IQ radio.

We have to stop niggers from overflowing our public sector jobs. No wonder Chiraq is a fucking shit hole - It's the ruins of a modern city, taken over by niggers.

Bastille Day.

Fourth of July senpai

Umm, its the 4th of July (?)

>Roberts face when another firework call

anyone got a comfy png?

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Tomorrow is July 4th

Why wouldn't there be illegal fireworks going off? It's Chicago

People calling in complaints

Which can be silly nannies or a smart move depending on what they're doing with the fireworks.

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Go to Phoenix and try to get a job dispatching.

If you don't speak Spanish it isn't happening.

Another for Sienna-onee-chan

Peaking 3223 listeners

SEXUAL ASSAULT

>children's out at 4am

Top lel

jesus, i would blow a load all over those fat tits

You realise most cops in Chiraq are probably black right most niggers are black but not all blacks are niggers

>3k listeners tonight
clocking in, Robert

Time stamp or gtfo((reporter))
We are examineing the happening of the urban jungle.
Watch as travon martin ali Jackson (a pure bred black male) fights deshon Thompson (a half breed )
Over shaniqua latisha joans(a slim fertile young light skinned female) we watch at a comfortable distance as they screach and howl while beating their chests to assert dominance.

naw senpai actual comfy not mst3k

>sexual assault
>involving her son

Ha! I shoulda made a transparent PNG when I made the original.

SEXUAL ASSAULT BOYS