How come British TV shows tend not to make it with the US audience?

How come British TV shows tend not to make it with the US audience?

They cant handle the banter

The banter, handle they cannot

couse we cant oonderstan what yoo blokes are tookin aboot, ya toss ah

too many ugly people.

they're shit

cant understant the accents.
dont understand the references to shitty UK culture

Not enough references to niggers , cuckolding or judaism

They have plenty references to islam and sandniggers tho

Americans don't like anything subtle. Gordon Ramsay was told to act like a maniac for the US debut of Hell's Kitchen, because the audience wouldn't enjoy it unless he acted like a psychopath on cocaine.

Brits aren't self-aware enough to see how childish and immature they really are, therefore any """""humour""""" they have is wiped away entirely.

Not as much as yank tv

Americans have never created a show that could hold a candle to Blackadder or Father Ted.

I've got shoes older than your country me laddo

British comedy is the best comedy, post anything from the U.S and I'll show you the Brit they stole it from.

American's refuse to watch anything that stars ugly actors.
Every American remake always replaces the characters with sexier versions.

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Because the average american is a retarded, utter and absolute, fucking mongo inbred cunt.

Attractive people aren't funny

Why is American culture so unhealthy? This obsession with physical beauty is part of the reason why millennials are so fucked.

Cash grab, make em fat but want to be thin. KACHING!. Mcburger meal only 99 cents with 5 litres of Coke. Lose that weight in only 5 seconds a week! A never ending cycle of doom.

The office

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iCarly

Too many plebs.

jews.