/brit/

If you are an ethnonationalist you suck edition.

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going on a runt hunt

help me someone's hunting me~

Method of operation?

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not only am i smarter than all of you, all of my opinions are objectively correct, and yours are objectively wrong, unless they align perfectly with mine

we're gonna catch a BIG one

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why can't photoshoppers properly font match anymore

honestly niggers

hate g*rmans simple as

Imagine being 6 foot tall . . . . . . . . . . . . .

how unflattering

going to spend the evening with my face buried in the gf's arse

Right on

My pure perfect version of Germanism has never been tried

state of england

hate land-Germans
love sea-Germans

germans are weird

their toilets have shelves in them so they can rummage through their poos

republican "germany" was a mistake, bring back the prussia-controlled german empire

>signed in good faith
"no"

Should we explore the balkanization of Germany?

>muslims tend to choose about 5-6 names for boys
>surprised when muhammed and its variations are number 1

if you counted the number of kids named after the 12 disciples it would be more than mohammed alone

have never actually seen a poo shelf in a german toilet despite spending months of my life there

FOH (fuck off hans)

Germans are ok. They just try too hard and therefore fail.

Asian friend moved to London for school.
I will meet her soon, what are some London parts I should avoid?
I don't want to die there.

How did you escape your assigned camp?

1 muhammad is 1 too many muhammads

brainlet: germany were the good guys in ww2
brain; germany were the bad guys in both ww1 and ww2
massive brain: germany were the good guys in ww1 but the bad guys in ww2

Any stately plump man in?

fucking banger btw!!!
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lufthansa

If you want to enjoy your time in the UK then don't spend all of your time there.

how was chimping out over some literally who squabble in the balkans a good cause

make sure you carry a large bottle of water in case of an acid attack. you can pick a stab proof vest up for about £40. you should be able to talk your way out of most bad situations if you learn basic Urdu though

why is the commie brit so prevalent in this general

You'd have to have been there to understand.

because i said so

Ultimately what you say doesn't matter. They lost.

>prussia
very small brain
>bavaria
normal brain
>austro-hungary
large brain
>the Free City of Frankfurt.
titanic brain bursting with energy
>Lübeck and the Hanseatic League
brain has achieved enlightenment and ascended to nirvana

i have no self control

I'll only go for two nights anyway, there's a cheap flight+hotel deal going right now.

>jaxon

just woke up

Why are all Americans like this?
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I've been to Lubeck! Loved it. Didn't visit any of the stores, just went around eating the food and enjoying gluhwein!
P.S. Schleswig-Holstein is rightful DANISH clay.

because he constantly spams (You) bait and ignores facts. just an attention whore neet child

feel like utter shit just want him back

IMAGINE NO RELIGION

HELLO /BRIT/

you think i'd just lie for no reason x

john lennon beat his wife

IMAGINE NO KEK PORN

sounds like an actual big cat when she does that weird hissy growl thing

I've never been anywhere in Europe besides the UK and Ireland
very depressing honestly

smol brain: never leaves the house, has no friends
normal brain: has a few friends, goes out 4-5 days a week
big brain: has lots of friends, goes out all the time
ascended brain with quantum lights: 1 friend, goes out for days at a time + stays in for days at a time too
super big god brain with shiny sparklebeams and lightrays coming out of eyes: homeless with no friends

I beat my gf to tears fairly regularly (she likes it)

Currently wandering around a comfy Northumbrian costal village

ive been to
England
Wales
Scotland
Isle Man
France
Belgium
The Netherlands
Germany
Sweden
Denmark
Switzerland
Austria
Italy
Spain

in Europe

thoughts on morrissey?

BITCHES AINT SHIT BUT HOES AND TRICKS
LICK ON THESE NUTS AND SUCK THE DICL

northumbria mentioned
where lad

nothing more reddit than people who say they've been to "England scotland and wales" instead of just saying the UK

looked cute in thumbnail
but thats about it x

brain beyond a brain: lovable homeless rascal with a plucky dog and and a black gf who lives deep underground in the old tunnels beneath the city with a colony of other homeless

the supposed celtic empire

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what did he mean by this?

brainlet:
morrissey
brain:
johnny marr
big brain:
mike joyce
massive brain with light coming out of it:
andy rourke

looks boring

speaks: english (british), english (australian), english (banter), english (pirate)

FLY ON THE WINGS OF LOOOOVE

hows /brit/ going
how are all the characters like that schizo guy doing?

>craig phadraig

currently listening to dan carlin's celtic holocaust

its because i havent been to Norn yet you dummy

Oregon, Washington, California, Arizona, Utah, Colorado, Missouri, Illinois, Michigan, Washington District of Columbia, New York, Pennsylvania, Massachusetts

read my /lit/shit

do NOT reply to the perfidious c*lgarian

post where in the united shits of averageness you have been:
d.c.
nyc
some random shit in connecticut
san antonio

The american woman in her natural element.

how do you even get on the internet with this small of a brain

Buisness idea: They can't call it rape if both of you are crying.

this but swap morrissey with marr since he had better solo records

fucking cunt i just wrote all that out and was proper proud of myself, did a quick update to see if some cunt had beat me too it, and it was a fucking cheating fucking yank of all the anons it could have been

washington state
oregon
idaho

feel like shit
just want her back x

GF likes to hold my hand when she has to do a scary poo

florida
nyc

;)

That true love

REALLY hope the world ends on saturday lads, seems like the only thing that could remove my depression t b h

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Amble

i was looking for a job and then i found a job, and heaven knows i'm miserable now

its all about u ;)

every other city we go
every other video
i see the same hoe

nyc
boston
cape cod
mystic and some other places in connectivut

been pretty much everywhere in NA
from the far north to far southern mexico