Be german

>be german
>have a shit
>inspect your shit
>smell it
>feel it
>taste it

Such is life in germany

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>be Swede
>take a shit in the woods
>name it Finland

>Be American take massive shit in toilet followed by diarrhea.
>Clog toilet
>Call plumber get charged $400 + tax + tip
>Insurance premium goes up

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kek

What purpose does a poop shelf serve?

Germans enjoy investigating their poop for every turd they consider a personal triumph

Paskalipasto? It's used to shit when there are guests home and you don't want them to see you walk into the toilet and judge you.

So this is a common German toilet?
How does it prevent judging? Everyone knows you are taking a shit, it just looks like it prevents any splash noise. What if your shit gets stuck on the shelf and won't flush away?

Yes it is. When I was in Germany I shat a mountaind of shit in that kind of toilet. The weak water rinse system didnt have enough power to flush my poop everest so i had to leave it as ithat. My host gave me bad review on airbnb though.

I'm talking about a paskalipasto "shit dresser/closet etc.". It's used by Finnish hikkys.

apparently it's because there was a worms epidemic in germany and the shelf makes it easy to check for them

it's also great because there is no splashback ever

we have the same type of toilet in the netherlands

Why do you love poops?

>there is no splashback ever
What kinda babby shits do you take

>be Swede
>lose your shit in the woods
>Russians name it Finland

I meant shelf toilets are great because there is no splashback, compared to the toilets that have a shitload of water inside them.

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checking your poo for health problems.
pretty annoying. My house doesn't have it since it's only a thing in new houses.
god bless

>apparently it's because there was a worms epidemic in germany and the shelf makes it easy to check for them
Is this true?

>German toilets

>non meme answer
>checking your poo for health problems.
>pretty annoying. My house doesn't have it since it's only a thing in new houses.
>god bless
So Germans are literally inspecting their own poo?

Well its not nearly as nasty as inspecting someone elses poo

Zizek talks about this here:
youtube.com/watch?v=rzXPyCY7jbs

yes but only old People actually use it.
i find it pretty great that I don't have this model since it is very impractical to sit on tbqh.

POO IN SPECTION

Only on the poo inspection day

How do you not use it? Do you sit backwards?

I meant that only old people actually use it to check their health problems.
everyone else just uses it like a normal toilet

Can you say to me with a straight face that you have never ever inspected your poop? Or at least admired a big one?

Huh neato

Have you even taken a big poop and it stacks high enough to touch your bottom?

no of course not, you autist. I don't even have this kind of toilet in my house.
But I once had to check at the doctor because I had blood diarrhea after an infection.

Did the doctor taste your diarrhea?

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Actually yes, in order to check the acidity of my feces.

Not that I know.
why are you all so obsessed with shit?? Wtf

why are you replying for me Ronny?

Because you are not being completely honest, Kevin. We true Germans do inspect our own feces in case we detect anomalities. Doctors also have to taste the feces in order to check its pH.

>t. My father is a medical doctor specialised in the digestive system

didn't know that.
sry