YES, I bought your Colgate toothpaste, the one with tartar control - and it MADE ME FEEL, LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT

YES, I bought your Colgate toothpaste, the one with tartar control - and it MADE ME FEEL, LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT

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WHO'S THAT FAGGOT WITH A TUBA

Bob saget

FUCK YOU
I LOVE YOU

>OH BOB SAGET
what did he mean by this?

Fuck you and every mall santa that looks like you

Let me tell you about a porcupines balls

Blast from the past but what is this from again?

PISS

AW SHIT

Dad, there's a bird in the house!

Parkinson's dude

MS fellow

Last time I gave a shit, I GOT FUCKED

He played Data on Star Trek.

>Oh yeah, I heard he killed himself
"I WOULD TOO IF MY LAST NAME WAS... COOOOOOOMBS!"

HE'S A FAGGOT

I wonder what he's doing nowadays.

Polio Pal

> it made me FEEL like a piece of shit :(

ALRIGHT
who wrinkled my Randy Travis poster,
pissed in the seat,
and hid my keys?!?!

BITCH... i love you

[talking to grandmother on the phone]

Im watching the first season of Alf on DVD... What?! You don't know who Alf is?! Fuck you!

me too tourettes guy, me too

This was NEVER funny. Besides the obvious misunderstanding of what Tourettes actually is (spoiler: it's not anger issues), it was just not funny.
>le screaming man

FASHION BUG

°tips le fedora°

He's a long legged, pissed-off, Puerto Rican

tourettes-guy.wikia.com/wiki/Origin_and_Rise_of_Tourette's_Guy

according to this he released a video on the first of 2016

FUCK YOU KID YOU'RE A DICK

why don't you try to walk a mile IN MY SHIT!

XD xD :P

This meme must really bother you.

He's probably getting FUCKED IN THE ASS!

Why don't you make like a banana, AND SHIT.

I'd kill myself too if my last name was COMBS!!

They're small and they don't give a SHIT.

...

HOLY SHIT I GOTTA GO! SOME SQUIRREL IS FUCKING MY TOMATOES!

shes a bitch. i called her a bitch right in front of her tits. she has nice ass. id like to titfuck her ass. fuck him hes an ass. go touch his dick

TONIGHT

ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES

FIND OUT WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOT

HURRY UP YOU SHIT BOAT!

TONIGHT

ON UNSOLVED SHIT!

This is the SECOND TIME I'VE BEEN FUCKED.... BY DAIRY QUEEN

>THIRTY CASES OF PICKLES?

>they found granpda taking his pants off the middle of the store

*muffled laughter*

>are you laughing!?

>HAHAHAHA YOUR GRANDPAS AN ASS

YOU'RE 93 YEARS OLD AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHO ALF IS?

FUCK SALT
U
C
K

S
A
L
T

WHAT THE HELL YOU MEAN "YOU KNEED ME IN THE ASS?"

TIT DIRT

THIS IS WHAT GRANDPA CALLS "SHITLOAD OF MASH-POTATOES DAY."

Sharlena?

AWWW SHIT!

UPDATE! NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOT!

>tfw me and my roommate autistically reference him every single day
>Literally every single day we fill lots of our convos with tourettes guy phrases
>tfw memorized almost all the videos

CALM DOWN, CALM DOWN, don't get a big DICK!

PROBABLY GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS

UPDATE! LAST NIGHT SOMEBODY BROKE INTO MY PLACE AND STOLE 500 DOLLARS WORTH OF BULLSHIT

MEN'S ASSES

our wifi name is literally MENS ASSES and WHAT DO MEAN A BIRD

The videos were recorded in Whitehall, OH, right? I used to live there. Jolly Pirate Donuts is overrated.

Winrar

>the one where he fucks with the janitor
THAT WAS A GOOD SHIT

motherfucker doesn't even flinch with the nigger throws a chair.

FUCK no, I'm not okay. I'M AN OLD MAN AND I FELL ON MY ASS

WHAT IS THIS?! SHITLOAD OF MASHED POTATOES DAY?

AH SHIT

GOTTA ANSWER THE DAMN PHONE

Yesterday on Cartoon Network they had a 12 hour marathon of Scooby Doo and Friends. I watched all 12 hours, and at the end I said SHIT.

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

THAT'S JUST TIT DIRT!

We're gonna be out of the butt and into the fuck if we don't come up with that 36 dollars

AND ONCE YOU SEE MY DICK...

YOU

WON'T

WANT IT!!!!!!!!!!

I AIN'T SCARED OF SHIT . . . . . except snakes.

T A R T A R C O N T R O L

Geriatric Gentleman

Was this just an act or did he really have tourettes?

Bipolar lad

It was fake, but parts of it were real people, like the bowling alley and most of the vids in public.

IT SOUNDS LIKE CHEWBACCA TAKING A SHIT

Rude Dude

>that weird few dumb years where they claimed he had died
>but then released new videos of him a few years later after it turned out he got released from jail

YOU CAN GO TO JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS AND TAKE A TWO HOUR SHIT FOR ALL I CARE

source

>get the fuck down down down down down down
>fucking jump
>get the fuck outside
>you fucking piece of shit

>posting it in lowercase

FUCK THE PHILIPPINES

THEY CAN FILL UP MY ASS

WHO THE HELL IS RICK MORANIS?

autism

autistic lad

Fuck salt

STUPID FAT ASS

screamy steve

>tfw have a severe case of tourettes syndrome
>tfw uncontrollably shouted nigger since junior year of high school

I actually legitimately want to fucking die

GO COUNT YOUR DICK

atleast i got dubs

how long until the alt-right pretends to be a bunch of tourrettes pacients so they "get away" with spouting their bullshit?

TOP KEK

have u tried just not saying thing instead of saying thing? just a thought friend

Cerebal Palsy Paul

My favourite shall always be

>WHERES THE PAPER TOWELS?!
>THROW THEM OVER HERE!!
>*son throws paper towels*
>MOTHERFUCKER YOU HIT ME IN THE DICK!!!!!
>YOU LUCKY IT WASNT HARD!
>I MEAN THIS THING NOT MY DICK!!!!!

>Calm down, calm down! Don't get a big DICK