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Promising thread.
can you read this:
Ruotsalaiset miehet panevat toisiaan perseeseen.
fucking rude
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Spoilers.
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RUDE
i think
id means swedish men fug each odher in dhe ass :DDDDDDDDDDD
DDDDDDDDDDD:
HOW TO FIND SWEDISH MAN?????????????????????????????????????????
GO TO GAYBAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
t. homotom :DDDDDD
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americans, i have sung your song
No sorry. I'd have no idea how to even begin to read that.
Native-tier. Impressive.
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fucking hell my english got so rusty
>ah yes, the ever original Finn
are americans really like this? :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
posting English for people to try:
Requesting: German, French, Norwegian :DD
The case of a Dutch woman fined €90 (£80; $105) for relieving herself in an alleyway in the centre of Amsterdam has turned into a debate about sexism.
The Dutch capital offers 35 public urinals for men compared with just three toilets designed for women.
Geerte Piening, 23, was caught short after a night out drinking in Amsterdam's vibrant Leidseplein in 2015. It was past closing time and the nearest public toilet was a couple of kilometres away, so she decided to find a quiet street while her friends kept watch.
She was caught by three police officers. "At the time I really didn't want to get involved in a discussion," she said. "But the next day I thought, just a minute, I'm going to fight this."
The judge, in this case a man, told her she should have used one of the men's facilities rather than resorting to urinating in public - an offence known as "wildplassen" in Dutch.
Voyager c'est bien utile, ça fait travailler l'imagination. Tout le reste n'est que déceptions et fatigues. Notre voyage à nous est entièrement imaginaire. Voilà sa force. Il va de la vie à la mort. Hommes, bêtes, villes et choses; tout est imaginé. C'est un roman, rien qu'une histoire fictive. Littré le dit, qui ne se trompe jamais.
Et puis d'abord tout le monde peut en faire autant. Il suffit de fermer les yeux.
C'est de l'autre côté de la vie.
Yeah, tell me about it.
Oh god dammit
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>those dulcet tones
pic related, when?
>GoT
Last season was terrible for the reasons mentioned
just read the text
You've a great accent, tb h
My god what a sight. There would be no stopping us.
Can't record for the moment, soon my lad
I did it rushed in one take, excuse me for the pauses.
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oh lol just recorded that before you posted :^)
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it's very good, the text is from Céline btw, from Voyage au bout de la nuit.
Are vocaroo threads back in fashion ? That's good news.
that voc explains why. i just keep getting interupted
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I'm just taking the piss m8 ;)
xo
Not really, tb h. They die very quickly and there is even less material posted to record, sadly. Then again, who knows.
Hon hon, je sais bien, mon petit : ^)
#Je suis hommelet
ok i'll post German, maybe someone wants to try:
Das Grundgesetz gibt den Zeitrahmen vor, in dem eine Bundestagswahl stattfinden muss (Artikel 39 Absatz 1 Grundgesetz).
Danach findet eine Neuwahl frühestens 46 und spätestens 48 Monate nach dem Beginn der laufenden Wahlperiode statt. Kommt es zu einer vorzeitigen Beendigung der Wahlperiode des Bundestages, müssen vorgezogene Neuwahlen innerhalb von 60 Tagen nach der Auflösungsentscheidung stattfinden.
Die Wahlperiode des 18. Deutschen Bundestages hat mit ihrer konstituierenden Sitzung am 22. Oktober 2013 begonnen. Somit muss der Wahltermin innerhalb der Zeitspanne von Mittwoch, dem 23. August 2017 und Sonntag, dem 22. Oktober 2017 liegen.
Der Wahltag muss ein Sonntag oder gesetzlicher Feiertag sein (§ 16 Bundeswahlgesetz). Dabei wird berücksichtigt, dass die Termine für Bundestagswahlen möglichst nicht mit Hauptferienzeiten kollidieren.
Nunmehr hat der Bundespräsident in Abstimmung mit der Bundesregierung den Wahltag auf Sonntag, den 24. September 2017, festgelegt (siehe hierzu die Anordnung des Bundespräsidenten über die Bundestagswahl 2017 vom 23. Januar 2017 (BGBl. I S. 74)).
Unabhängig vom Wahltermin dürfen die Wahlen für die Vertreterversammlungen frühestens 29 Monate nach dem Beginn der Wahlperiode des Bundestages stattfinden, für diese Bundestagswahl grundsätzlich seit dem 23. März 2016. Die Wahlen für die Bewerberinnen und Bewerber selbst dürfen frühestens 32 Monate nach Beginn der Wahlperiode durchgeführt werden, somit seit dem 23. Juni 2016
Und Nigel wenn wirst du nächst Woche wählen?
Mother of God, I'm so mad rn.
>be me
>no pc at disposal
>phone can't show pictures and record voice at the same time because WP is shite
>have to plug phone into tv
>tv's ui is even worse, no previews, no search, only 18 pics per page
>spend 15 minutes sitting in front of the tv, with phone hanging from it's side on 10cm cable, searching for the screenshot of that text
>only to find out, that tv, for some reason, doesn't show half of the pictures
Why, danke.
I can't vote and if I were able to, I honestly don't think there is a single party here I would feel comfortable voting for.
wew, lad. like the dedication :DDDDDD It'll work out
should get a poker game going, for old time's sake
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I'm glad we can agree, ivan my friend.
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>With this TRIQUE I have fucked more than my share
Very subtile mon ami
Sorry for volume issu :DDe
CUTE
FINNISH
BOY
i apologize for my bad pronounciation
this
(no homo)
The man himself!
Do you use to sing professional(y?)?
no, just myself. I dont like real public performacing, because i get nervous
Well, you shouldn't be.
thank you igor :3
too long
That's what she said.
Then just pick a few sentences from it, you aren't obligated to read it all. what are you, retarded?
Bully.
learn your "there" and "their" :^)
That's the spirit!
*hugs*
I think I heard your voice before some time ago.
Bully :^)
A classic
FeelsBadMan
How come you guys all have such cool voices?
sehr unhöflich
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What song?
Pech gehabt, m8. Es war nur banter :DD.
Nicht schlecht btw
Same as finboy
I wouldn't know the name, it's some popular children song
Try "un éléphant qui se balançait"
I found an absolutely based version of this :
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