Whole family in the living room

>whole family in the living room
>hey user, we need to talk

>it's not about your grades

>Sup Forums

>user, are you gay?

>we found the folder user

This is the holy fuck I'm dead moment.

>user we noticed you have been watching Japanese cartoons of half naked girls on your phone, care to explain?

>hey user, we need to talk
>listen...
>*sits down in my bed*
>your aunt died

pheew, close one.

>are you okay?

>please sit down
>"the police came by while you were gone"

>user, what is this "four-chan" you're always on
>hah nice Pepe frogs, I see them on facebook all the time
>are you a nonce? Haha

>why are there so many cartoon frogs on your computer

>you need to leave your room and start living your life

>tfw dad found my stash

>we found the spaghetti and meatballs in your pockets

I probably wouldn't want to jerk off to the same stuff my dad jerked off to

>user, our neighbors are coming
>they said they want to talk to you about their daughter
>what did you do?

>we saw how many (you)'s you got on your last shit post
>well done we are throwing you a party!

>why are you always in your room?
>how come you never go outside?
>why don't you ever shower?
>why are you failing your class?
>why don't you have any friends?
>what's wrong with you?

>tfw had one of these moments with my parents about 4 years ago
>meet qt ts girl via bumble
>exchange numbers and text some
>had formally fell for a fake account a few years earlier when they first were a thing and got everyones line on my family spamed with shit
>mom sees alot of text from strange area code on phone bill
>googles number
>she is also a ts prozy
Still don't feel comfortable around my parents today, and they wonder why i hardly call them shouldn't of been snooping in my business so much im a grown adult. Anyways whenever i think about it makes me want to kys myself
Ffs my mom and dad know i have a thing for traps and think i pay for sex

he wants you to have sex with him

...

>No dad,i do not want to talk about the things i masturbate to
simple answer

>user, why don't you have a girlfriend?
>you're getting up there in age, why aren't you married yet?

It was nice of him to space it out so you could translate in between the lines

lol

btw why is Sup Forums filled with anons into trannies? at first i thought everyone was just memeing but now I'm not sure anymore

Why did he shut off the freezer?

Deepest fear

Good. I genuinely hope you kill yourself

It's a meme

I was into them b4 i started coming here desu but idk guess just simular types of people end up here

Other poster is an insecure leaf, don't kys

>going on a fishing trip with dad and brother
>listening to some old song on the radio my dad likes, he wonders who sung it
>tell him he could search for the lyrics on google
>he says ok and hands me his phone while he's driving
>start typing lyrics in his search bar
>autocomplete history result shows xhamster link

very awkward to find out, at least it was normie lesbian stuff

My parents only enable my neetness.

is anyone 18+ years old in this thread?

are you?

>not having your own cellular account

You deserve it. Also...

>trannies

I'm not some Sup Forums-level moralfag, but that is disgusting.

kek

Ill never kms desu just embarising to think about but if i ever did get to that point id probably just go to thailand try to make it out there somehiw and just fuck traps and never speak to any family ir friends again

Did you keep it in the fridge?

>Sup Forums
>moralfag

...

>tfw both my younger and older brother are married
>older brother already has a kid
>younger brother is a professional athlete
>ive been in college for 8 years and finally getting my bachelors degree

I can already see my both of my sister in laws telling their kids in the future "you dont want to end up like uncle user do you?"

Sup Forums is the adjective here.