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someone give me a quick rundown on the bogpill

fuck the irish

anime

will those bloomin oirish ever fack off back to the bog

>sat down for a poo
>pushed a bit, felt the poo come out
>heard the splosh as it hit the water
>stand up to wipe
>paper is clean after the first wipe
>think it must be my lucky day
>turn to put the paper in the toilet bowl
>the toilet bowl is empty, no poop to be seen at all

wtf

understood

eye-talian here
eye agree

tried to apply for the eggheads (151 IQ) but turns out they don't accept virgins

complete bollocks if you ask me

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rare sighting of wild rees-moggies

>girl from work just text me "do you want to come out with me and [her female friend] on friday?"

fuark need an excuse lads

Don't know what you meant by this post

Are you implying that the games I listed were shit or that they are already well rated

reddit is better than Sup Forums

kek

ghost poop

the bf

always find it amusing see irish shit-talk brits/britain yet at the same time spend all their Sup Forums time posting in /brit/ sucking up to brits trying to fit in with the lads and the banter.

>blacks on TV going back in time and cucking our lads from the past as well

They are literally just rubbing it in at this point.

she likes you lad

you must literally be retarded if you cant come up with any excuse by yourself. absolutely mongified

*sips*

thank god I'm not alone

this happens like once every two or three months and I don't get it

old gimmick, created by me. They're called moggmen.

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Looks like it might be a laugh

Hungry cat meow very loud on the street

genuine autism

business idea: gay porn site featuring big anglo cocks on tiny irish "me"

the people that write these shows hate white people

me on holiday

poo

programme?

surprised he's not drinking paki tea straight from a pakis arsehole

so lads, which political party do you unironically support, if any?

yes the irish described in that post generally are. good observation.

timewasters

new labour

nice pic lad

>you can legally imbibe poison at 16 in many countries
>you can legally increase your serotonin activity almost nowhere

>mutual like with a 4/10 on Ok cupid
>message her
>she doesn't respond

No, I was talking about you

always have a cheeky look at my poo before I wipe so I have the best view of it

mate told me he finds red hot doritos spicey

oi listen up you /lgbt/ bender i know it was you who posted that pic of me in /gaygen/ a few weeks ago

meet me round Waitrose and I'll physically HEEM you into next week

ksksksksksksksksksks

im a weird looking guy
but not ugly

I can see you in 5 years time posting on r9k about how you literally turned down pussy once and you were to retarded to accept and that you're still a virgin

they're all populist neoliberal bullshit parties who change their so-called core convictions on a whim just to get a few votes. so none. fuck the lot of them.

>trying to fit in with the lads and the banter
I don't try and fit in I'm just hilarious

turn up lad, when you get there she'll tell you her friend couldn't make it because [bullshit reason]

alcohol is not poison
then water is poison because if you drink 8L in 2 hours it will kill you

was that a load of stealth jets flying past at the start? in 1953?

find this pic truly disgusting

everything is a poison, all depends on the dosage

Me when I see an irish lad

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nah I think they were old migs m8

getting MAJOR grand budapest vibes from this

it is a toxin though. like water is provided you consume enough.

Using Sup Forums inside college, can i be fucked by using a "hate speech" site?

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vid related

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>do a poo, goes straight round the u-bend, no smell, no trace
>do a poo, breaks in two, smell is awful, doesn't flush

not really used to this cooking for yourself thing lads
any recipes?

literally a vince vaughn film

butter on bread tastes alright

yeh

weird

this is a GREAT one
fast, easyish, cheap ingredients, incredibly delicious
only downside is that its a bit unhealthy and i cant stop eating it
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Great for impressing a date too

beans on toast

pizza delivery man forgot my bottle of coke but I was too scared to tell him aha

dunno, is wikipedia broken?

just delivered someone's pizza but drank the coke myself haha

very interesting

*doesn't click link but pretends to have watched it*

yeah really interesting mate

probably for the best. coke is awful for you.

that reminds me
commie gf made a new vid about about labour arbitrage
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the ultimate beta test. there are many in life

Fucked up an interaction at work

The quirky guy said something about Persona 5 but I didn't hear him properly
I just said I'd platinum'd it and sold it

He started talking about collector editions and stuff, I think he might have initially said he bought a copy
So it was rude of me not to follow up on that if that's what he said

He also seemed upset when I said I buy and sell my vidya instead of collecting it like him, he has a huge wall apparently

just sent on a delivery but some cunt in a motorcycle helmet drank me on the way

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Enjoy yourself

Most of his children are quite attractive and the men are all chads

good genetics

just robbed a pizza delivery bloke on a moped of his coke when he stopped at the lights

*doses you with 14mg of death stalker scorpion venom*

haha yeah

soup

chuck x in a pan, fry, add water/stock, simmer, blend.

just heard a nigger mumbling outside

Wrong

They're chinless freaks

get your gun just in case

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necked a bottle of coke i was meant to deliver to a scared runt but i knew he'd say nothing lol

thank you based brit

'bout to culturally enrich this here cracka

not sure i gave you permission to save any of those photos

might order a cheeky curry lads

>you can try the best you can
>you can try the best you can
>the best you can is good enough

ahh yes, a life unlived

just got kneaded, topped with cheese and tomato, put in an oven and then a box and then taken on a motorbike to some fat cunts house. was with a can of coke on the journey but the poor cunt got drank along th eway.

>sue
Move the fuck out of here please

If he approaches you just say you're a lightskin

listening to an album
you've probably never heard of it since it's only for high iq individuals such as myself

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