Alien Covenant Prologue Released!

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>James Franco playing the Captain in an Alien movie
>Danny McBride is a pilot
>it isn't a parody

I'll pass.

Looks decent at the least. More David is based plus

This. I hope it will be a dudeweedlmao episode, but in space.

can somebody kill james franco in real life

Can't wait YEA BOY!

What agenda?

This is already my favorite fucking movie!!

>comedy reference/callback to the chestburster scene in the first movie
Fuck. I thought Ridley was better than that.

>More David
apparently Fassbender plays two androids David and Walter

So you're just going to ignore the other two couples?

Is this a scene from the movie or it just to build hype?

Alien is retrofuturistic, the tech is dated as fuck, why a precuel have giant led tvs and touchpanels?
Why can't they respect the continuity like the fucking videogame did?
The atmosphere was perfect.

Beginning scene i think with some stuff excluded

Franco dies instantly fyi

This
The game nailed it, this just seems like they spread trash all over to make it feel more "lived in".

Of course, he has an agenda after all

>Covenant
>The Last Supper

Is Snyder directing this?

Alien was about a mineral hauling ship, it makes sense that everything would be as rudimentary and functional as possible.

Prometheus is about a scientific research vessel and Covenant is about a colonizing and terraforming mission, it makes sense that both would have the best tech possible.

choking scene reminded me that of episode of WKUK

youtube.com/watch?v=D37gK_7be7E

its like a dlc and not a full title production

>colonization mission
>sends two faggots

My agenda is to be lazy and stir up trouble. of course i am!

4srs Danny looks like he'll do the film justice.

What is it with modern Ridley's shooting style looking so fucking clean? I know he shoots digital now but one of the things that does make Alien feel so grounded is the grimy, gritty film look.

Will the original Fassbender and Noomi be in this one? Or will this crew meet them in the third or some shit?

I thought Prometheus looked beautiful so I have no complaints.

I love Fassbender as much as the next guy but they really need to get him to work on his foreign accents, he's fucking terrible at it.

The characters seem to have better chemistry than in Prometheus. Hopefully other mistakes are corrected too.

fuck off. McBride is better than 90% of the actors.

Prometheus is not connected with Alien

wrong

Colonize muthafukaa!

wrong

Does McBride have dramatic acting chops?

how am i supposed to remember their names?

That's not how technology works there, big guy.

yes. Have you not watched Eastbound and down. There's lot of drama and he's really great in it.

I have not. Mostly because it stars Danny McBride.

So hype

You know I'm not gonna lie, that ended on a surprisingly kind of sweet note. Shame most will die in totally horrific ways.

Is this prologue going to be in the movie? Becuase if it is I'm not going to watch it.

Just saying that don't be surprised when he outshines rest of the cast.

I wish

>The food isn't that bad
Really?

Who's gay on the crew? Not to mention I doubt a crew of a dozen people are going to repopulate a planet.

Wow that was painful to watch. That was the blandest and most uninspired 5 minutes of my entire life. The corny speech at the end with the swelling music made me gag

>Good
-Cast looks stellar. There's a lot of low name actors there that are great
-The script seems good so far. You get a good feel of these characters and their relationships with each other from these few minutes alone.
-Looks fantastic and tangible. I can see the grit and the details of the set

Bad
-This is so a fucking soft-reboot. A soft-reboot that constantly references the original movie as it's already taking entire scenes, set pieces, and plot events.
-That horrible dyke haircut holy shit.

Also, how does this fit it with Prometheus? Prequel? Sequel?

>james franco
>danny mcbride

Is this a comedy

Wow, it's actually fucking nothing.

>LE REFRENCE!
>REMBER DALLAS' COWBOY HAT?
>HURR DURR REMEBER THE ALIEN DINNER SCENE? REMBER? XD XD
Yah, this movie is going to be definite skip for me.

Shut the fuck up

her hair is cute as fuck

dude aliens lmao

>it's actually fucking nothing.

what did you expect? When they actually SHOW you something you complain that they spoil the movie and deaths because you fuckers overanalyse every frame and shadow. And then you say that movie got ruined from that trailer and you already know everything

what if
guys get ths
what
what if..

the aliens in the alien covenant was the HUMANS? WEEEEED!!

wait what happened to the whole david and whats her face going to paradise to see the makers?

Why do they keep casting those hideous female leads?

First it was no ass Ripley, then that annoying dyke from Prometheus and now this hideous bitch.

takes place after the events of Promotheus, but I do not think it is a direct sequel
I think Promotheus will be mentioned and and loosely tied into this

Next we'll see Seth Rogen in it.

OH FUCK THE ALIENS GOT THEIR ACID BLOOD ALL OVER MY WEED!

MY WEED GOT ACID BLOOD ALL OVER IT!

OH FUCK AN ALIEN RAPED MY FACE GUYS! AN ALIEN RAPED MY FACE!

OH FUCK THERE'S CUM EVERYWHERE! IM COVERED IN CUM! OH GOD THERE'S SO MUCH CUM ON MY WEED!

FUCKING FUCK! I WAS REALLY HOPING THAT FAT WOMAN WOULD HANG OUT WITH ME BUT SHES GETTING RAPED BY THAT ALIEN!

dropped for something executives liked better lul

>-That horrible dyke haircut holy shit.
I think it's cute.

FUCKKKKKK SO FUCKING PUMPED

>the foods not that bad

I CLAPPED

I CLAPPED

I KNOW WHAT THAT IS

I didn't actually remember the cowboy hat but now you tell me, I'm a little bit more annoyed that they're trying so hard with the 'member Alien?' stuff

How come the robot fag has a body again?

Then this is a different Fassbender Android? Michael Fassbender is a mass produced android?

>Dude, what if you could get the aliens high?
>Dude do you think the aliens have a smaller dick coming out the end of their dick?
>HURR HURR HURR

androids in that universe are production models, not unique characters

i wanted to see paradise

nice fanfic, faglord

>mfw that was actually a good mini trailer
>mfw they are actually developing characters, or at least trying
>mfw Sup Forums will be butthurt about it while I sit back and enjoy the ride

i got ur paradise right here

*unzips dick*

YES! watch the video for gods sake
youtube.com/watch?v=RJ7E7Qp-s-8

There's at least 2 Bishop robots in the Alien movies. Androids are generally mass produced. David was supposed to be "special" as Weyland was very fond of him, but I guess somebody just mass produced him after Weyland left.

nice fanfic, faglord

What did she mean by this?

I'm glad they're all dying

see

say what you will about prometheus but you have to give it credit for actually trying to do something different.

this just reeks of ridley going "aaahh fuck it"

>I doubt a crew of a dozen people are going to repopulate a planet.
I mean you never know

If Prometheus is the best we can do then I'll take Ridley going "ahh fuck it"

>not dude ayy lmao
one job

I think that it is better because the Nostromo was a old piece of shit but it wasn't broke so don't fix it.

The Prometheus and the Covenant are newer research vessels so they are obviously better and more outfitted.

>mfw Fassbender also plays the human the android was based off

This

ITT: studio shills.

>James Franco

Dropped.

K I N O

fuck yes baby

makes no sense at all

scrapped because Prometheus was shit and nobody knew where that story was going (not even the writer or director), so it's just a soft reboot of Alien.

>2 interracial couples
>2 fags
so is Ridley appealing to progress in an effort to prevent a flop like prometheus?

it was not a flop.

>what is IVF

It was shit though.

opinion

not an argument

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god i hate faggots so much

>last time i'm gonna have this meatloaf

EPIC CALL-BACK BLACK MAN XD

>muh diversity
>muh quips
>muh references
This is gonna be essential reddit-kino and the ultimate pleb filter.

so she's the one who's going to get her chest bursted