Sup Forums, which older actress would it take for you to stop jerking off to porn?

Sup Forums, which older actress would it take for you to stop jerking off to porn?

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Salma Hayek

Is JLH considered old?

I'd store every load for her

Jenna

Eva Green
Amy Adams
Bryce Dallas Howard
Jessica Chastain

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diane lane, my friend

Day and night

women are so obnoxious that even if theyre mega hot its not worth it. ill jerk off

Not even memeing, she really is a fox. Would smash.

Gay af

>Bryce Dallas Howard
>Jessica Chastain

baby sitting a cunt that needs constant attention trying to tip toe around her feelings just to have her betray you eventually plus its expensive. nah ill pass duder

>how many generalizations can I pigeonhole half the human population into

Catherine zeta Jones

t. Virgin

im actually not

Chastain

Rachel Weisz

I mean, come on. This is the only right answer.

abigail spencer could slake my lust.

Kim Novak undoing all her failed surgeries would be a good start

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Gilly

julia louis dreyfus
amy poehler
susan sarandon
sofia vergara
gillian anderson
sandra bullock
sarah silverman
carla gugino
kim basinger
amy adams
elizabeth banks
salma hayek
lauren holly
julianne moore
kathryn hahn
michelle pfeiffer
i'd say that list is pretty unassailable but you're welcome to try

>sarah silverman

this is now a Theron thread

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is this the official mommyfag thread?

exquisite taste

this image is a decade old

>exquisite taste

kek

Some of us men like women, partner.

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not many ppl have a mummy fetish, tho


kekekek

50 years old

Ming na wen? More like ming na when am I gonna stop masturbating to ming na wen

>15 KB, 236x329

do you fap with a microscope?

sondra locke, she was extremely attractive back in the day, I don't know why the fuck clint left her to marry some mexican.

she aged alright (for me atleast)

dem azns man

Naomi Watts.

>porn addict
>get girlfriend
>stop watching porn

Really deep movie

This movie made me really horny. Legit have fapped to the dry humping scene

NECKBROOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hmmm, that's not really what happened at all, tho

Regardless of her outward politics, she seems like the type of old world aristocrat lady who upon seeing a black man, gets an urge to whip him because it's deeply coded in her DNA (this is hot)

>this guy has unlimited access to ming na wen's pussy and has creampied her at least twice

He's a fat john goeslin REEEEEEE

>azn elon musk

kekek

Elena Bonham Carter
Dreyfus looks younger now than she did on Seinfeld.

Absolute trash taste. Off yourself.

Look at his shit-eating grin. Fuck its like he knows he looks like an asian Patton Oswalt

yeah whatever, mr text only post

You could have saved us time by saying Patton Oswalt with Down syndrome

#shotsfired

Nothing would ever stop me jerking off to porn.
That doesn't even make sense.

Mad as fuck, my degenerate gook lover.

Hiya JJ bro