Sup Forums, which older actress would it take for you to stop jerking off to porn?
Sup Forums, which older actress would it take for you to stop jerking off to porn?
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Salma Hayek
Is JLH considered old?
I'd store every load for her
Jenna
Eva Green
Amy Adams
Bryce Dallas Howard
Jessica Chastain
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diane lane, my friend
Day and night
women are so obnoxious that even if theyre mega hot its not worth it. ill jerk off
Not even memeing, she really is a fox. Would smash.
Gay af
>Bryce Dallas Howard
>Jessica Chastain
baby sitting a cunt that needs constant attention trying to tip toe around her feelings just to have her betray you eventually plus its expensive. nah ill pass duder
>how many generalizations can I pigeonhole half the human population into
Catherine zeta Jones
t. Virgin
im actually not
Chastain
Rachel Weisz
I mean, come on. This is the only right answer.
abigail spencer could slake my lust.
Kim Novak undoing all her failed surgeries would be a good start
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Gilly
julia louis dreyfus
amy poehler
susan sarandon
sofia vergara
gillian anderson
sandra bullock
sarah silverman
carla gugino
kim basinger
amy adams
elizabeth banks
salma hayek
lauren holly
julianne moore
kathryn hahn
michelle pfeiffer
i'd say that list is pretty unassailable but you're welcome to try
>sarah silverman
this is now a Theron thread
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is this the official mommyfag thread?
exquisite taste
this image is a decade old
>exquisite taste
kek
Some of us men like women, partner.
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not many ppl have a mummy fetish, tho
kekekek
50 years old
Ming na wen? More like ming na when am I gonna stop masturbating to ming na wen
>15 KB, 236x329
do you fap with a microscope?
sondra locke, she was extremely attractive back in the day, I don't know why the fuck clint left her to marry some mexican.
she aged alright (for me atleast)
dem azns man
Naomi Watts.
>porn addict
>get girlfriend
>stop watching porn
Really deep movie
This movie made me really horny. Legit have fapped to the dry humping scene
NECKBROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
hmmm, that's not really what happened at all, tho
Regardless of her outward politics, she seems like the type of old world aristocrat lady who upon seeing a black man, gets an urge to whip him because it's deeply coded in her DNA (this is hot)
>this guy has unlimited access to ming na wen's pussy and has creampied her at least twice
He's a fat john goeslin REEEEEEE
>azn elon musk
kekek
Elena Bonham Carter
Dreyfus looks younger now than she did on Seinfeld.
Absolute trash taste. Off yourself.
Look at his shit-eating grin. Fuck its like he knows he looks like an asian Patton Oswalt
yeah whatever, mr text only post
You could have saved us time by saying Patton Oswalt with Down syndrome
#shotsfired
Nothing would ever stop me jerking off to porn.
That doesn't even make sense.
Mad as fuck, my degenerate gook lover.
Hiya JJ bro