please don't be shit please don't be shit
Please don't be shit please don't be shit
the movie is going to need more of her
witness me
will see it
>POTC
Skelly Pirates
>POTC 2 & 3
Sea Creature Pirates
>POTC 4
Voodoo Pirates
>POTC 5
Ghost Pirates
>POTC 6
???
Alien Pirates
The Angel of Death
Darkness Pirates
That little tummy, hnnnngh
Indian pirates.
vampire pirates
Land Pirates
It's LITERAL SHIT.
sky pirates
>not Vampirates
>wasting Javier Bardem on Disneyshit
Disgusting.
Are any of the sequels any good?
I've only seen the first one, but I heard it was the only good one.
Name a 5th movie in a franchise that's not shit.
actual pirates
2 is very good, great even, 3 is alright, 4 is lame because there are zero ship battles
Illegal Pirates
Fast Five
Mission Impossible: rogue nation
this was the first thing that came to mind when I saw that in the trailer
Empire Strikes Back
>inb4 autists
Rocky V was a good movie.
Not a good boxing movie, but a good movie.
Somali Pirates
Torrent Pirates
No, The posters guarantee it to be trash
Poor man's Tia Dalma
Looks like Daniel Radcliffe
S-surely this can't be real haha, I mean this movie costed 375 millions to make plus another 200 on marketing
>making a potc movie without keira knightly and orlando bloom
What were they thinking??
Trans pirates
That they don't need "Derp" and "Dumb" to keep the franchise going.
Honestly movie 4 was leagues better than movie 3.
Orlando is in the trailer, m8. I refuse to believe that's an offical poster.
butt pirates
But Black Sails is great.
Here's the real poster.
>Honestly movie 4 was leagues better than movie 3.
Nice meme opinion.
But Vane is dead so isn't great anymore :(
>2 was shit
>3 was shit
>4 was shit
>please 5 don't be shit
SJW pirates
He died for our sins.
He died in vane
Rocky V is legit one of the worst movies made in the 90's and it shits all over the Rocky franchise
AYYY
Robot pirates
>Captain Salazar fights Will Turner in the beginning where both of their powers seem to cancel each other
>Salazar reveals that he has Will's heart and implies that his men has killed Elizabeth and their Son
>Will dies in the first 15-20 mins
>Salazar becomes the Captain of the Flying Dutchman and destroys the Dutchman itself ending the cycle
>Salazar seeks and terrorizes Pirates across the seas and is looking for Poseidon's trident
>It is revealed that Henry is Will's son
DROPPED
>Salazar kills Barbossa in the first 20min
>Henry goes to find Jack and tells him that Salazar is coming
>Jack asks Will's help to kill Salazar
>Henry is actually Will's son
>Henry gets the girl and they're happy together