Please don't be shit please don't be shit

please don't be shit please don't be shit

the movie is going to need more of her
witness me

will see it

>POTC
Skelly Pirates

>POTC 2 & 3
Sea Creature Pirates

>POTC 4
Voodoo Pirates

>POTC 5
Ghost Pirates

>POTC 6
???

Alien Pirates

The Angel of Death

Darkness Pirates

That little tummy, hnnnngh

Indian pirates.

vampire pirates

Land Pirates

It's LITERAL SHIT.

sky pirates

>not Vampirates

>wasting Javier Bardem on Disneyshit

Disgusting.

Are any of the sequels any good?
I've only seen the first one, but I heard it was the only good one.

Name a 5th movie in a franchise that's not shit.

actual pirates

2 is very good, great even, 3 is alright, 4 is lame because there are zero ship battles

Illegal Pirates

Fast Five
Mission Impossible: rogue nation

this was the first thing that came to mind when I saw that in the trailer

Empire Strikes Back
>inb4 autists

Rocky V was a good movie.

Not a good boxing movie, but a good movie.

Somali Pirates

Torrent Pirates

No, The posters guarantee it to be trash

Poor man's Tia Dalma

Looks like Daniel Radcliffe

S-surely this can't be real haha, I mean this movie costed 375 millions to make plus another 200 on marketing

>making a potc movie without keira knightly and orlando bloom
What were they thinking??

Trans pirates

That they don't need "Derp" and "Dumb" to keep the franchise going.

Honestly movie 4 was leagues better than movie 3.

Orlando is in the trailer, m8. I refuse to believe that's an offical poster.

butt pirates

But Black Sails is great.

Here's the real poster.

>Honestly movie 4 was leagues better than movie 3.
Nice meme opinion.

But Vane is dead so isn't great anymore :(

>2 was shit
>3 was shit
>4 was shit
>please 5 don't be shit

SJW pirates

He died for our sins.

He died in vane

Rocky V is legit one of the worst movies made in the 90's and it shits all over the Rocky franchise

AYYY

Robot pirates

>Captain Salazar fights Will Turner in the beginning where both of their powers seem to cancel each other
>Salazar reveals that he has Will's heart and implies that his men has killed Elizabeth and their Son
>Will dies in the first 15-20 mins
>Salazar becomes the Captain of the Flying Dutchman and destroys the Dutchman itself ending the cycle
>Salazar seeks and terrorizes Pirates across the seas and is looking for Poseidon's trident
>It is revealed that Henry is Will's son


DROPPED

>Salazar kills Barbossa in the first 20min
>Henry goes to find Jack and tells him that Salazar is coming
>Jack asks Will's help to kill Salazar
>Henry is actually Will's son
>Henry gets the girl and they're happy together