/brit/

fashy edition

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>google image search
>'Best guess for this image: renaissance festival busty wenches'
nice

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MY SKIN IS BEIGE MUSTARD
LIKE DIRTY CURRY SKIN

Can I make half a gram of flake last two nights

opening up my hard drive to get the bitcoins out lads

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nigger toilet

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Time present and time past
Are both perhaps present in time future
And time future contained in time past.
If all time is eternally present
All time is unredeemable.
What might have been is an abstraction
Remaining a perpetual possibility
Only in a world of speculation.
What might have been and what has been
Point to one end, which is always present.

youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M

>/brit/
>Picture is in German with German symbols
>Hails Europe when Brits don't even see themselves as european

zip it hun

my mum and dad did up the house pretty much by themselves and it looks great. made me realise i dont know any of those fucking skills and will be useless should i ever own my property and want to do the same. feeling right fucking useless.

warp speed
don't rainbow read me

might have to go to one of these

Swedes and Danes have nice eyes tbhdesu

>over 18
>living with your parents

subhuman desu

imagine being so poor your mum and dad's house didn't have a pool growing up

grim

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my mummy and daddy did up my bum pretty much by themselves and it looks great. made me realise i don't know any of those buggery skills and will be useless should I ever own my own bum and want to do the same. feeling right fucking useless

where did i say i live at home? illiterate mongoloid

Why am I such a cunt when I'm drunk?

imagine not having a tennis court in your backyard

underlying issues probably

I wonder

>he didn't have a pool in his bedroom

My dad ruined this house

Literally better before he dumped 20 grand into installing laminate flooring himself and ripping out the stairs and metal bannisters and replacing them with cheap creaking wobbly wood that he painted to give an oak finish

Need a big willy in me.

>there are descendants of owain glyndwr in this thread at the very moment

you're always a cunt, you just loose any inhibitions when your pissed.

*grabs your belly* getting a bit tubby there aren't you hmm?

respect your father you little shit

don't ya think that it's boring how people talk

t. imam al baghdadi

me

post a picture of you where your figure is showing clearly
I want to see how useless hrt is when you're a full grown hairy paki

can't handle your drink. shouldn't drink. hate people who act like wankers when you're trying to have a good time on the piss. ruins everyones night

the curry arrived in the end and it was damn good ngl

what did he mean by this
twitter.com/JamesADamore/status/910541338961108993

t. rasheed al-paki islamisbad

enjoy your poo

only one fella left in masterchef lads, not sexist but rooting for him aha

Girls I currently want to sit on my face

>my hairdresser
>the girl that works at the local chippy with the tight as fuck arse
>the girl at the local Asda who looks like Natalie portman
>the gorgeous blonde girl from work who gave me her number last week

That's all I can think of for now.

Fuck off mate. I'll spark you out

My friend posted this.

only one fella left in masterchef lads, not sexy but fancy him lol

what are the results
t. no twitter

Hello new fetish

would unironically destroy you. i keep a level head and i never get utterly wankered when i'm out, purposefully so that if anyone fucks with me I have the advantage

laugh react

what's the virgin fetish?
feet?

know girls on fb who post this shit at least once a week
worst ones are the 'at least I know who my real friends are :(' vagueposts

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did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?

he got dragged under by a strong currant

“It’s gonna end with the expulsion of the majority of the migrants, including [Muslim] citizens,” Jorjani told an undercover Hermansson at a pub near the Empire State Building in New York City. “It’s gonna end with concentration camps and expulsions and war at the cost of a few hundred million people.”

“We will have a Europe, in 2050, where the bank notes have Adolf Hitler, Napoleon Bonaparte, Alexander the Great,” he continued. “And Hitler will be seen like that: like Napoleon, like Alexander, not like some weird monster who is unique in his own category — no, he is just going to be seen as a great European leader.”

rawstory.com/2017/09/its-gonna-end-with-concentration-camps-alt-right-executive-boasts-of-a-future-europe-with-hitler-their-money/

Don't stand so
Don't stand so
Don't stand so
DON'T STAND SO CLOSE TO ME

>his pool didn't have a house

lmaoooooooooooooooooo, shine my shoes will you mate?

*unfriends*

Asians.

sounds like a manipulative person that burnt all their bridges and is now looking for sympathy

how do you turn a duck into a soul singer

put it in an oven and wait till its bill withers

Mate I'll have you know that I have the high score on every arcade punch machine in skeggy!!

But seriously I'm an ex boxer and would spark you drunk or not

Sounds pretty nice if you ask me

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>took things for granite

call him a stupid cunt

should I add the cute girl with the cute ears and the cute giggle on Facebook or should I wait a bit?

... White Cat picture from earlier today ... Picture 20 September 2017 ...

can't sleep lads

listening to boards of canada again

if it brings peace and unity to europe then how lefties argue it? or do they prefer perpetual strife and tension?

this is such brazen false flagging to descredit people with conservative views.

one should never take things for granite

good

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is FFIX on steam?

if you speak to her relatively regularly go ahead
if not then wait a bit

long dong silver

*tucks you in*

found a cat lads

>ex boxer

how old are you, why ex, are you like 50? I'm massive and I train nearly every day. you probably wouldn't even look at me

would heem you both

*presses the undo button on your life*
*no one notices any changes*
oops aha

>ex boxer

you'll be ex-alive once I'm done with you

*bites my thumb at you*

brutally raped a so-called 'boxer' once. He wasn't walking properly for weeks.

well done

*rushes at you, unzips and rapes your willy with my mouth*

put the pussy in a sarcophagus

Size doesn't mean FUCK ALL. I've scrapped with big lads who were taller and heavier than me (i'm 6ft 190lb) and they went down like a sack of shit, yet I've scrapped with skinny runts who had the heart of a pikey and just kept coming no matter how many times they got knocked on their arse.

Stop replying to me, you're annoying.

alright you sweet little bitch. I'm gonna fuck your sister and if you don't have a sister i'll fuck your mum!!!

ex WWE champion Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson here

reminder that rape is NOT funny

very cringe posts all round. you're ex nothing, and currently nothing, and will remain nothing.

it's hot though

youtu.be/_2v2GZJPm6Y

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Are the lads watching the footy?

Spiffity spaffity sip sop SOOOOOOOOOOOM

>youtube.com/watch?v=g54aPmNjMM4

just LOOK at this development, China has developed more in 3 decades than the UK has in the last century

Democracy has failed, parties cater to old boomer fucks and not policies to improve the country as a whole, The Communist Party serves the people and doesn't bow to old boomer voters.

Based Wills shifting the debate in the right direction
theguardian.com/politics/2017/sep/20/should-drugs-be-legalised-some-answers-to-prince-williams-massive-question

need an army gf lads

i wonder if i've ever gone by a /brit/ lad's house in all my hours of looking around the UK with street view