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Buying my tickets now.


USA USA USA USA USA

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>The JUSTs league

>Not inviting Tortilla and Tortellini

Good thread

Now this is just sad.

>canada not invited

>please care about this sport

Just goes to show you the loser mentality the type of people who follow socker here have

I dub this tournament: The Third World Cup

>How can we make our nation more interested in football?
>I know! Let's invite a bunch of losers who didn't qualify for the most important tournament to come and play here!

The absolute state of the USA

but if you are the ones organizing it, not us

>soccer united marketing
Why are americans so proud to live in a corporatist dystopia?

Fuck it let's do it
They can't laugh any harder at this point

Fucking EMBARRASSING once again

PLEASE INVITE US BIG STRONG AMERICANS

Why not just skip directly to the blackjack and hookers?

>At Least You Tried Cup

I wasn't insinuating otherwise. US soccer is desperate to get people here to care, setting up this "tournament" is proof of that

A burgerniger tournament full of rejects.

Lmao

You can't make this up senpai.

god soccer is fucking dead in the U.S.

BASED
Post yfw the soccerbowl replaces the corrupt world cup as the worlds primeir international soccer tourney

i actually like the idea
call it the Friendship Cup, donate half of the ticket sales to Unicef, invite all those big teams left out of the world cup, call some meme african, asian and south american teams and that's it

Do they really believe fans from those countries would rather watch an irrelevant tournament in the US over the world cup?

;_;

i don't see why you guys are laughing. it's just a bunch of friendlies to make money and help the team get better against quality opponents. it'd be weirder if they didn't try to do this.

will they invite tammy & tabernacle, too?

>yfw the tournament's only allowed participant is the US

...

You are all invited to join our Friendship Cup.

with blackjack, and hookers!

Trump will insist it's the real World Cup™
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Would actually watch it. Bet it's better than the shit that inevitably will be WC2018

USA
USA
USA
USA

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I heard they're going to call it "La Copa Non Grata"

Can we play in this tourny?

>USA creating their own sporting events because they can't compete with the world

Sounds awfully familiar

how did they get away with this dialog? 2000s were genuinely a different time. this movie would get roasted if it came out in today's america.

every year your trustfully arab airliner promotes a series of club friendlies in god-knows where countries and no one bats an eye
america is thinking doing something similar with NTs
>ahah sore losers

this. i for one will be watching the friendship cup and boycott fifa shit

Tru dat

>donate
Topkek. You have no clue (((who))) run the us federation.

why not
a little 8-team tournament, travel around the US

no canada though, or i'm not supporting this awful idea

Why not, I'd still watch it.

Underrated.

World cup
>corruption
>in russia so probably communist
>most likely bus parking
>rivalries and bad vibes
>death
Friendship cup
>great teams playing great football
>amazing stars like deandre yedlin playing
>amazing friendship and camaraderie
>great fun

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I keep telling you guys
The Soccer NIT is gonna be lit

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>>great teams playing great football that can't qualify for a world cup***

>great teams playing great football
>amazing stars
>great fun

These things literally never happen in friendlies

you think players won't try their best to win the coveted friendship cup?

the donation part would be the ruse to make it somewhat believable

I can already see every teams subbing half their team for the second half.

Just a reminder this is a way for the US to show their competence in tournament hosting for when the Qatar world cup is taken away and given to the rightful owner!!!! 5D CHESS!!!

soccer CBI when

Like soccer and be from anywhere but the US? Okay.

Like futbol and be from the US?Whatever.

Like soccer IN the US and be from anywhere? SAD!

The affordable league
The PEOPLE's cup

Anyone just see that Bruce arena interview? Jesus Christ according to him everything is fine with US sawker

This.
Or you could actually make it into 4 groups of 3:
>Group A
USA
Wales
South Africa

>Group B
Italy
Algeria
Greece

>Group C
Netherlands
Turkey
Paraguay

>Group D
Chile
Ghana
Ireland

do people even read the catalog anymore?

I would honestly watch a JUST cup, It's more fun watching retards fumble around and accidentally score then the "best" just slurp semen for 90 minutes.

Who the fuck doesn't see as the states once again knowing how to market a loss?

This is why they make money out of anything, history isn't written with victory its written with money.

Hey and if we host the Friendship Cup(tm) after the group stage of the WC we could invite England too.

Italy are not going anywhere, especially to play USMEMENT in the off season

You wouldn't be invited to either

this would have to end at june 7th at most (one week before the wc beginning)
16 days, 16 teams, 4 groups of 4 teams each, 7-8 days for the group stage, the rest for the quarter, semi and final
>USA, Italy, Netherlands, Ireland
>Hungary, Czechs, Austria, Israel
>Algeria, Cameroon, China, South Africa
>Bolivia, Chile, Peru/New Zealand, Honduras/Aussie

>being so butthurt about not qualifying for the WC that you'll make a tournament for the losers

Most American thing I've heard tonight

>(tm)
fuck you, i coined the name of the cup reeeee
president trump will thank me personally

you forgot canada

>forgot

>implying capitalism isn't one of the best things to ever happen to humanity
>implying it wasn't invented in LONDON

>US purposefully losing the world cup so they can get a win in the smaller cup and then win the world cup after that so that every time a cup happens they're a winner
US knows exactly what it's doing

Can I rewatch it somewhere?

>not wanting to watch a comfy meme cup before the big tourney

honestly dont see why this is a bad thing

i cannot tell a single canadian football/soccer/wtv you call it player
i remember i bought one cheaply in football manager, he was a left fullback

Capitalism is pretty good but there is more to life than money.

and you could also appeal to "my heritage" feelings
irish and italian americans account for what, 40-50% of us ancestors?

>p-please watch our manlets

well said, Nigel.

lol, what a bunch of whiny faggots

I would actually watch that.

>"The winner will be crowned World Champion in a reference to NBA and NFL traditions"

What should the name of this tournament be?

the Friendship Cup or something to that effect
>we wuz peace and unity

Cuck Cup

Babby cup

>T. slav caveman

That is the natural order of things. All championships on US soil are world championships.

Where the hell have you been?

so what kind of design should the participation trophies have?

Freedom Cup la

a golden >JUST of course

It'll be a swag bag full of Big Macs, Kraft singles, and guns

>cup of friendlies that has no real bearing on international standing
>NTs play for the fun of it, so the on-field production is better
>everyone is on international break anyways, so it lets people keep their conditioning up
>right before the actual World Cup, so you get the best of both worlds

Not actually seeing a problem.

>the US' rivalry with Ghana is so strong the literally host a cup to fight them in when both of them are eliminated from WC contention
Say anything you want about the >loser's cup, but you know this is the real reason they're doing it.

bump

probably a crystal ball

I'LL BUILD MY OWN WORLD CUP- WITH BLACKJACK AND HOOKERS!

Do they browse Sup Forums?