Haka

>haka
>done with white people

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>white
>people

It's a cultural thing bro, it's like "white" Brazilian girls at carnival.

No such thing as white people here senpai.

>Brasilero
>fala português

Yes, but not white culture. That's OP's point - its cringe worthy.

>mad
>at dancing

frankly, anyone doing the haka is hard to watch without sucking air through my teeth.

youtube.com/watch?v=zDucvQYlWj4

WAKA WAKAAAAAAAAAAAA

Carnival is an European tradition

James Harden is pretty much me watching this stuff for the first time

liberals unironically act like 1800s racists

>y y you cant do that, look at your skin color

(usually its only used against whites though)

>americlaps

what happens if you ignore the haka? do you get penalized by the rugby fifa?

No one called it racist. It's just cringe worthy.

No but rugby people are full muh honour and muh traditions mode and you would get hated by everyone else

All the people go silent when some guy is about to kick the ball like it was tennis, they are a bunch of poofters

for how much points did they lost?

stop being so closed minded

Can't argue with the results

*does a haka*

haha

I hope you have face tats and looks loke the rock

its spelled haka

HAKAI

Can you Haka?

yeah mate which one do you want me too do? ka mate? or kapa o pango? or i got a special one i do for the ladies ;)

>FC Haka
>they don't do the haka

maybe if they did it they wouldn't have gotten relegated

just as a little fun fact, they actually got relegated because the ref allowed a goal when there were 2 balls in play

youtube.com/watch?v=X96zEboj_-o

>yfw mormons haka

>muh honor
And then they gang-beat a 160cm, 60kg manlet at a club or a bar cuz he "looked at me funny" or some shit.
Seriously there is something wrong with our rugbiers, the dudes keep almost beating to death guys who are completely harmless to a normal person, more so to a 100kg rugbier.

>screams
>tongue out
>primitive noises
>arms and legs bumping
>gorila noises
>more tongue action
Seems like something i would see here desu

do the pingo pango bingo bongo

as I said, they are a bunch of poofters

they only act violent because they always move in groups of +10 people

The haka has become cringey again

>Standing in a V
>White captain at the front
>Haka leader has poor pronunciation
>Commercialised as fuck

Drop the anthem and drop the haka. Save the sing and dance for the after match function.

>BR's mad because their monkeys doesn't have a haka

Man that's a piss poor haka

>All the people go silent when some guy is about to kick the ball like it was tennis

This is just a Northern Hemisphere thing. They ask you to respect the kicker on the big screen. In the Southern Hemisphere things are different. Some things that have happened to put off the kicker;

>Whistling
>Booing
>Yelling
>Throwing bottles/cans (South Africa)
>Lazer pointers (Argentina)
>Crowd members trying to tackle the kicker (world cup game between South Africa and Samoa

Sounds like last night at your mum's place lah

I think I'll move to NZ, make the national hockey team and do a haka on tv with /hoc/ written accross my forehead

I like this one better
youtu.be/fjvA1Iko7Iw

Are they in the middle of a mall??

Get a real haka up ya

youtu.be/azheB2D0Wy4

That will be field hockey which is played on astro turf. Our mens team don't do the haka and no one watches them.

I'll coach and captain the first NZ national ice-hockey.

I'll fucking take us to the Olympic Games if we can do the haka on ice

>he isn't a lifelong Ice Blacks fan

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Zealand_men's_national_ice_hockey_team

>The New Zealand men's national ice hockey team, also known as the Ice Blacks, is the national men's ice hockey of New Zealand, and a member of the International Ice Hockey Federation. They are currently ranked 38th in the IIHF World Rankings and currently compete in IIHF World Championship Division II. The "Ice Blacks" nickname is one of many national team nicknames related to the All Blacks.

>yfw Mormons imported all the islanders to play football

Yeah and they have no funding. They're the equivalent to your cricket team.

>dub dubs

FUCKING CHECKED

>they don't fund public arenas

how to spot a third world country 101

We need a squad of perros to perform the caca

No one plays ice hockey. Our major sports are;

>Rugby
>League
>Cricket
>Netball
>Field Hockey
>Basketball
>Soccer

Knob.

>no one plays ice hockey

not surprising, given the number of people your country has sent to space and how many important parts of the ISS are named after your country

ice-hockey really is a patrician sport

Folloe your dreams, leaf

kek based Brasilbro trolling himself

It seems that in NZ they found a way to connect with the local culture or something. At least that's what I saw in a video. I don't see what's wrong with that but I find the haka itself corny as hell.

Look at the weather differences. We don't have frozen lakes to ice skate on in winter. We get drunk and watch rugby in winter.

He's not trolling himself. He's probably one of those "I'm European" hues who doesn't see himself as Brazilian in any way. There are many like that on Sup Forums.

>The Canadian Space Agency has no indigenous launch system capability beyond upper atmospheric sounding rockets.

NZ about to BTFO of Canada at yet another achievement.

>one sport

We play hockey in the winter and our other national sport is based Lacrosse

youtube.com/watch?v=rqUDrPtL2u0

We don't need launchers, the Cucked-States of American literally launch our shit for us

We only have to send astronauts, which go on to become CapComs and ISS commanders

Our robotic arms are world renowned for our next level rorbotic capabilities

>Canadarm
>Canadarm 2
>Dextre

name one (1) achievement in space by NZ. protip: you can't

That dude went real fast on a bike in that space ages ago and they made a movie about it.

>brazilian shitpost thread aimed at NZers
>Canada gets angry
Lol

butthurt loser

Nah man. Got take a piss out yourself every once in a while. People take themselves too seriously and get worked up for nothing these days tbqhwyf

ah ka matey ka matey corey corey
ah ka matey ka matey corey
ah tangy te tangata
oh
oh
aah epite eh ah oopitity ah
ah oopa
ah oopa
ah oopany coopany epenay ah
HE

...

yes hello is this the kiwi thread

>It's a "cringeworthy haka before getting btfo" episode

Do you do a haka before fucking a backpacker slag on her gap year?

Always thought the Haka was a bit gay desu. Also why don't teams just do some kicking practice or something whilst they do it?

>Poo Peelanders

White kiwis don't have a culture of their own so they steal maori and white Australian culture.

> espn.com/extra/fiba/boxscore/_/id/400575474
> New Zealand 71 United States 98
> They dance at us, we rape them

>>haka
>>done at all

fixed it for you, you racist fuck

When you're glassed on the nog
in a South Auckland pub
that's a maori

this. the haka was sick like 15 years ago, now i just fucking cringe whenever some cunt does it for anything involving new zealand

>white Australian culture
Nice oxymoron, moron.

No need to be jealous brew

*pretends to be a coconut*

>United States is on that list

We play this sport?

I agree with you. Your just lucky you haven't been at a party where a bunch of wannabe chads have butchered it.

Poo peeland is a joke

Jesus christ I can just picture it. Any of them actually maori?

So glad the cricket team doesn't pull this shit.

Nah lol all whiteys

France don't do it either

It's a sign of respect u silly billy. Also have u considered that maybe if they didn't do the haka the losing margin would be even greater? It doesn't mean you're in for a hiding, just means they're gonna try their best 2 give u 1 ya feel?

>Curry shooting the three right after
Errytim

This shit looks like a fucking Monty Python sketch.

I once saw this and found it very touching:

youtube.com/watch?v=5-CAwqtCcFg

Is probably right. 50% of tweens in this day and age should hang.

apes famtbh

Lol true dont look right

the cultural weight is kind of lost when its done in such a modern setting with guys in suits jeans and shirts

its basically just roleplaying at this point

>hockey
There's your problem. Imagine being a country the size of Canada and still being absolutely, 100% irrelevant