But why

But why

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Chris MacCandless reincarnated

he was tired of the accumulated filth and sex and murder of his fellow penguins and decided to leave before the bloody drains scab over with blood

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because he was le awkward penguin who couldn't fit into penguin society

like all of us here :) truly /ourpenguin/

some penguins are fucking autists
just like you

Are you a female OP?

he's heading for Montana before the incoming Muslim penguins ruin his country

He got cucked to despairity. He would rather die with some semblance of dignity intact than get cucked another moment longer.

Btw I'm not memeing he truly did get cucked

youtube.com/watch?v=Jupr_hLO9BQ

He heard about what antics go on in the next colony over and wanted to see for himself.

dats hawt nigga

Wtf i hate seals now

he was braver than all of us.
btw this is my favorite meme. It's amazing how so much people can sympathize with an image.

"Get the hell away! That's not a penguin, it's some sort of thing! It's imitating a penguin, it isn't real! GET AWAY YOU IDIOTS!!"

Word is he was the designated shit penguin and just wanted to end it.

based woke as fuck lil penguin

Wow what the fuck?

Story?

ayy the life of a penguin sucks

These noble animals, so like us.

these are the moments you remember they are fucking dinosaurs

Got raped. Caught me slippin...

Imagine getting your asshole eaten out by an albatross.

they just watched on as he walked off to certain death

One day he just got fed up and decided to do what none of us are brave enough to do: leave

because TFW no penguin GF

He woke up from the dream.

What happens?

Holy shit. So that's what real live EVA looks like.

>Living in a place cold as fuck
>sharks whales seals try to kill you when you get food
>big birds try to kill you
>have to constantly fight other pengu faggots to protect waifu
Just end it

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jesus

BIG

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The feels

This is a plausible explanation, yes

Damn

explain

Thank god, at least I'm not a penguin.

Club seals
race war now

Jesus. I've seen ISIS execution videos less bloody than that.

Don't you ever want to throw everything away and go on an adventure?

Kekked

I want to cuddle him and go with him :(

because every day we stray further from god

Damn nature, you scary.

I bet the cameraman's feeling hot as he films

Some user said earlier that the designated shit penguin is a neet that won't leave the nest so the mother shits all over it daily, trying to force it off and go find some other place to live in.

It's a petrel my man

Because Antarctica is actually hell

HOLY shit

Woah

Jesus Christ, Hell did freeze over.

Jesus fuck
Why is it allowed to exist.

and all the other penguins just stand and watch
the animal kingdom is fucked up

Why were the Antarcticans all fucking weirdos? If I was Werner I would have turned 360° and flown the fuck out of there.

turns out living beings aren't that different

If all the penguins keep doing the same thing over and over how would they survive? that sole penguin is seized by a madness that allowed the survival of penguin kind. What if he was running to a new undiscovered food source or more hospitable lands? Every species needs mad individuals like that to do things that others normally wouldn't to discover new opportunities.

TEKE-LI LI
TEKE-LI LI
TEKE-LI LI

JUST

At Davos they said they want 60 million.

He's heading to Nootka. Be very cariful now.

So you don't know Herzog at all do you fucko?

>those last seconds
That's the first time in a decade I've retched in response to something on the internet.

that's literally nature, well the nature libtards don't want you to see

You are deranged muh man.

I know nature is fucked up but I've never seen somethings asshole get torn out of it and eaten.

There's a movie based on his story called Into the Wild.

youtube.com/watch?v=UA4sifQ3ymk&t=1s

>when he eats the booty like groceries

Doesn't that kill the penguin?

I heard the seal literally fucks it to death.

You've never seen the video of the zebra that got disemboweled by an alligator and ran away with all it's intestines hanging out?

The fact that Kimmel gets all these rich celebrities to do stupid shit like this is funnier than the thing itself.

>There are people here right now who don't know where that's from.
>It's not "At the Mountains of Madness"

This is the worst thing ive seen.

And ive seen some shit boi

you are retarded

fuck

You're paranoid and deranged, negro.

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SEALED

What the fuck do you think they're supposed to do?

You stole my fucking joke, nigger.

>watch lo and behold
>first act
>"wow I really need to appreciate this wonderful technology surrounding me."
>*plugs phone into charger*
>second act
>christ, I'm more internet-related habits than man. I need to pawn off as much unnecessary technology as i possibly can
>*unplug charged phone but keep it off*
>third act
>I guess I might as well savour the internet before a sunspot shuts everything down for good.
*looks up furry porn*

Camera team scared him

I'm going to miss him so fucking much. He's the truest OG we have left.

I WISH I NEVER CLICKED ON THIS THREAD FUCK YOU FOR BURSTING MY BUBBLE

>Thank god, at least I'm not a penguin.
>and all the other penguins just stand and watch
>the animal kingdom is fucked up


Only it isn't just the animal kingdom, sonny.

Where is the non-animal clip?

Or is it?

>Only it isn't just the animal kingdom, sonny.


Weeeell...

just writes itself

Those are our "equals", you see....

kill all birds

why

"cuz it be finna dere n sheet"
t. Tyronehotep III

And that's what's flooding into Europe.

underrated

heh

In this case the bull symbolizes Africa and the nigger symbolizes western civilization. Very cebreral performance art.