Tfw no highschool diploma at 21

>tfw no highschool diploma at 21

Is there a way out besides suicide?

ged

>Americans

whatever their equivalent is

There isn't really one, well there is GED testing but it has no real value at all as no educational institution accepts it

Night school might be a milder alternative

night school or move to a poor country where you being canadian simply gets you hired

you can be my canadian ass slave, i'll give you a gallon of maple syrup per month / you can live in my closet

Can't you just move to Quebec and enroll into an Anglophone Cégep?

there's plenty of adult schools or night schools if you need a few credits

t. took nightschool to get grades for uni

What is this "gallon" of which you speak?

1. Move to America.

2. Don't call yourself a migrant. Call yourself an expat. Pledge your allegiance to the flag of the United States of America while realizing that your forefathers were pussies who clearly fought for the wrong side.

3. Get GED

4. Get job

Becoming a low-paid wageslave

get into sales

not retail sales though, that's retarded

Im in Ontario is that safe?

There's a stock in Canada called the brick and I looked at reported salaries on indeed and its over $100k. Maybe retail sales isn't so bad.

Store* not stock wtf

I thought you mean no bachelors first, and I was like, ok this is bad but manageable. but no high school? just end it man. you're not gonna be some le epic KFC man who starts a business or le epic hand working man

just do like 3 highschool courses and do a tech support degree at some college
better than nothing

Savage......

i'll take a big mac menu

Look up free online tutorials on how to code.

Spend 6 months working your ass off to get as good at this as you can on your own.

Then go to some bootcamp certification program for this, one that is not a scam.


This is your best option

Sorry, please use the automatic order service station. I'm just cleaning the toilets here.

GEDs are memes. Community colleges will accept anybody with a pulse.

manipulative greek/turkshit diaspora

How do you fail high school?

Sounds like a diploma from such an institution won't exactly benefit you in any way. Also tution isn't free in America so you end up unemployed with debt.

Every year you wait with getting your shit together is a year lost m8.
I dont know Canada but i cant imagine adults cant finish highschool.
Just look into it and get your degree, like i said, the longer you wait the harder it gets.

GED senpai.

>mfw almost finishing college
>mfw haven't done any internship so far

Well i'm fucked. Unless my english skills get me something.

I want to do online courses but it requires submitting drivers license and proof of citizenship which I thought was sketchy

How about physically walking to a school

get a trade instead

Whatever online course you want to take must have a visiting adress right? Get them everything they want on paper and hand it to them in person at their office, cant go anything wrong there

That wouldn't help me, that's only if you only need a few credits

They said that's not possible, which is kind of weird. They are government funded so I guess it's about as safe as it could be

>They are government funded so I guess it's about as safe as it could be

Then sign up. On the bright side, you have nothing to lose and nobody expects anything of you so there's not so much pressure.

Join the best paying army in the world
But youre probably too much of a pussy to something that real.

But scanning and sending such sensitive documrnts...

This
High school was easy as fuck. You literally need no effort to pass it, just doing the bare fucking minimum and you should graduate no fucking problem. Even when I moved to a different county with stricter graduating prerequisites at the second semester of my senior year, I had no issues graduating. What the fuck is wrong with Canada?

I would be at the same situtation with you if my teachers wasn't kind enough to help me pass my classes via helping me in exams lol :DDDDD.

"Don't call yourself a migrant. Call yourself an expat. "

expats are terrible
call yourself an american

not having a stable family background for four years

Where's the problem? Also, if I were you I'd attend a proper school rather than take online courses. It's good to leave the house and it might be more difficult to motivate yourself to learn when nobody is overseeing you.

Cant do much then can only take like two courses at a time at my nearest dayschool

okay, then take online courses if possible

Okay guess ill have to risk it on the passport thing...

> 21 years

C'mon m8.

Be part of the uneducated workforce isn't too bad in Canada, if you are healthy and smart you still can do well

Join the military! They'll educate you and give you a job.

Would. But they're much pickier in Canada

He's clearly not smart

Are you physically fit? You can always do manual labor.

Community colleges have placement tests. They will place you at a certain level. If you are super retarded in math for example. You have to take some high school tier math courses and than take college math courses. You can study there only 4 years and they will give you a technician degree which is pretty useful actually. There alot of practical jobs in america. If you want to become an engineer or mathemetian you can do your first 2 years in the community college and than go to a university and get your bachelor's degree. Alsoo they are pretty cheap.
T. Community college students who only spends 2000 dollar on education a semester

That's about same as here actually cost wise

Only downside is that community colleges arent nearly as based as they are in the us

Yeah.

become a farmer

Why whats wrong with them. Here in new jersey we actually have grwat community colleges. Its one of the few good things about this meme state

Which did u do

We dont really have transfer agreements. At least in my province. Big problem transferring any credits if you go to a university later, you'll get like none

>21
>[spoiler]virgin[/spoiler]
>highschool dropout
>working a dead end minimum wage job I hate
>living at home

I can't do this much longer guys. I'm serious

>Get a job
>Hate having a job
>Don't have a job
>Hate not having a job

Honestly I sound like a wagecuck saying this but get a job you like, or at least tolerate. Makes everything so much easier even if it doesn't pay a lot.

I like to draw and write user, only way you can monetize those are get extremely luck and publish a book/comic book, or start a patreon and draw diaper furry porn or something.

No need for a 4 years school education especially if you are not that smart. Just get the associate degree from your college and look for a job. Try criminal justice, education, nursing....

Id be embarrassed by that though. Part of the reason I want to get a degree is because no one thought I could do it so I want to be able to prove them wrong, also most of the job growth in Canada is for degreefags...

Start a porn game, make vague promises, then pull out when the going gets tough.

Works every time.

Oh btw injust remembered that community colleges do require high school transcripts. Lol you really need to graduate high school.

>tfw reading about kickstarter scams
Biggest mistake of my life not becoming a scammer

Really? Here they take everyone unless you are medically disqualified.

Nah they accept anyone here if they're adult + have the terribly low pre reqs

Although id imagine you could even lie about a 2 year diploma program and they wouldn't verify

I know. Id gladly join US (ch)airforce but unfortunately not so in Canada

You can't even do it anymore because they added prototype rules and shit. Good thing we got Patreon

Everything that involves an adult enrolling into something over here requires a copy of an official ID (INE in our case)

Patreon is much more difficult to scam because if you don't deliver your promises the first month or so people will stop giving you money.

For jobs I mean, since the knowledge wouldn't really be substantial for most programs ?

Note to self: do not put off plans

I kept reading bout kickstarter scams and said to myself "ill make one soon"
Fuck!

Than just go to a community college and be urself. After that you can care about transfer, at least get 2 years degree. Dont forget to tell us about your placement test results.

You just need to stretch it thin. Release promo art for the game and keep removing and adding content.

>tfw had a scar they thought was self harm
>it wasn't
>they made me go to psychiatrist
>they determined i was depressed
>tfw couldn't even get joining the armed forces right

If I was 18 again, I would defo join the air force

I'm going to get my highschool diploma, get good average in 3 bird courses + English + 2 u-stream maths.

Then I'm going to go to a Good university. I'm going to do it guys. No more excuses from me..

Are you /fit/? If so take a chance and go FFL. They seriously don't give a fuck about your history.

Literally cannonfodder for the French army... this is a retarded idea

He will almost guaranteed get raped and beaten in basic training by an African and a Russian gangster

>If so take a chance and go FFL.
I'm not that dumb, pal. I just wanted a stupid job that would pay for uni.

I would pay so much money for a show of a group of average Sup Forums users joining the FFL and going through basic training

>no one responded to my post

I'm not even welcome on the website I grew up on anymore

What were we suppose to say tho. You kind of just blurted out easily fixable problems.

>easily fixable problems.

how do I fix them user?

You know the answer.

Fuck off Canada. I regret even posting in this thread.