Rate you neighbors.
I'll start
>Chile 9/10.
Nice landscapes, nice capital, don't massively send us poor immigrants as other neighbors...
>Uruguay 8/10.
Nice country but boring and not so outstanding at anything... also not shitty neighbors from an ecological point of view.
>Brazil 7/10.
Massive tourism, good economic ally. Poorer than chi and uru.
>Paraguay and Bolivia 0/10
Shit tier neighbors; massive immigration of illiterate subhumans, third world as fuck, drugs...
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>not so outstanding at anything...
wrong, we are outstanding at not being you
São Paulo alone is richer than Argentina, Uruguay, Paraguay and Bolivia combined
y-you too
my neighbors 0/10 2 stupids futbol players motherfuckers who listen loud music from monday to sunday and bring their trolas who the other day peep in the bottom of the stairs everyone hate them already and soon they will get kicked in the face
>Albania: 0/10
mafia, violent, dump, monkeys, jail, drugs, murders
>Fyrom : 7/10
we don't get any of them here, and apart from the name thing no one cares about them
>Bulgaria : 4/10
shitting us all over with gypsies
>Turkey 0/10
arch rival, violent muslims, big ass muslim shithole, most of here have seen turks post here, so I don't really have to exaplin why everyone hates them
don't get mad, I still love you
not in per capita terms...
:3
not mad at all, just saying.
also you are the only human neighbor so ...
Sweden
Yes
Uruguay invented this: youtube.com
they also have their own Dog breed called the Cimarron Uruguayo.
>Uruguay invented this
Of corse you did washington... of corse you did.
here we go ....
what are trolas? rochas?
>tfw neighbors is Sweden, Russia and Finland.
like rochas but 100% more slutty
literally not a single good one
I really like everyone, even the poor ones.
Chile, Uruguay, Brazil, Paraguay and Bolivia
nigger/10
>Uruguay 9/10 very nice people and economy
>Paraguay 5/10 brazillians go to Paraguay to do shopping, its our personal China
>Argentine 1/10 they come to brazil in summer (its like their whole country invades our beaches) everyone hates argentines. (similar to europe immigrants nowadays) extremely rude people
>Bolivia 1/10 only indian people, no one really cares (they might still live in wooden huts, who knows)
>Peru 4 nice wine, but rude people (not as rude as argentine people but still rude)
>Colombia 5/10 nice women
>Venezuela 4/10 nice people but poor country, their capital looks like a giant ghetto.
>Guyana 4/10 looks like an abandoned english colony
>French Guyana 8/10 well educated black people, but still looks like a french colony
>Suriname 7/10 well educated black people, but still looks like a dutch colony
>(similar to europe immigrants nowadays)
yay, argentina confirmed for white once again
>rude people
Faggot
>Argentine 1/10 they come to brazil in summer (its like their whole country invades our beaches) everyone hates argentines. (similar to europe immigrants nowadays) extremely rude people
do you hate my money? my money is extremely rude to you?
The nigger who say nigger, kek
Why you spread lies about your country?
You sound so arrogant and dumb, we don't hate or dislike anyone
We don't have any neighbours
Even Australia is too far away :'(
Uruguay : 10 / 10
Argentina : 10 / 10
Paraguay : 11/10
Bolivia : 10 / 10
Peru : 10 / 10
Colombia : 10 / 10
Venezuela : 10 / 10
The Guianas : don't exist / 10
your fellow countrymen was making me feel bad for giving money to your economic i demand reparations we will not stand such insults
wanna switch places?
>Norway
6/10, cool but far away
>Finland
8/10, too nervous at the time
>Estonia/Latvia
4/10, afraid and toxic
>Lithuania
6/10, nothing special
>Poland
4/10, silly, still butthurt
>Belorussia
8/10, you smart, you loyal, but gib back money
>Ukraine
Hatefucking all the time, now's the hate phase
>Georgia
See Estonia/Latvia, but getting slightly better
>Azerbaijan
7/10, nothing special
>Kazakhstan
8/10, you smart, you loyal, but gib back money
>Mongolia
7/10, looks at China bit more, than allowed
>China
7/10, but tensions
>NK
He's crazy, but fun to look at, he also takes attention away
>Japan
7/10, free visas like SK when?
>USA
Hatefucking all the time, now's the awkward silence time
>Ossetia and Abkhazia
8/10, cute little kittens, that need protection
If Argentines were clean/not rude/ didn't sh1t in the beaches I would be totally cool, but they come to Brazil to literally destroy our beaches, fill it with crap and sh1t (I've seen more than once argentines taken a sh1t in the streets/beach)
They don't even care to learn portuguese, we have to learn spanish because they are just lazy and dumb, they think they are superior but their country is literally SH1T
They think they know how to behave, but they are just like animals that do not know how to properly behave. I literally HATE every and all argentines, they have no education (they think they do but are literally animals).
Only god can forgive the brazilians sins on this board
Our garbage industries depend on each other, they can't compete outside Mercosul. I wish we just open the market let them die and focus in what we are good at.
>Canada
You seem like nice people, and your cities are comfy, I dislike the cold though. 9/10
>Mexico
Mexicans seem like nice people as well, it's unfortunate how shitty your situation has gotten, also I love your food. 8/10
The thing is, poor brazillians try to be likeable so you give them money because they are literally cockroaches that will backstab you when you turn your back(maybe even rob/kidnap you).
Proper brazillians have opinions, not this crap 10/10 for people that come to destroy our country.
If they only knew or had travelled they would have a different opinion but they didn't, because they are poor cockroaches, so you can not count on their opinions (they just want to take your money).
THERE ARE 2 TYPES OF BRAZIL:
1- south brazil, decent people
2- rest of brazil, cockroaches that will backstab you for any scrap of money
>Spain
3/10
>Atlantic ocean
8/10 careful with Adamastor though
>n once argentines taken a sh1t in the streets/beach)
hey! that´s what designated shitting streets and beaches are for
>They don't even care to learn portuguese, we have to learn spanish because they are just lazy and dumb
dude most tourist go there for a few days they don´t have time for learn a new language they just want to relax
>because they are just lazy and dumb, they think they are superior but their country is literally SH1T
now you are only making mean comments
bye hater
>Canada 5/10.
Its like USA but more boring. They have that "nice!" meme but ime they aren't that nice.
>Mexico 7/10.
They are very good people, hard working, good food, etc and add something to the continent in the way that Ca "America jr" nada does not. But the drug war and people getting beheaded etc drags them down.
rip english
Canada is cool 7/10 Drop Treadeu and the score would go up
Mexico 5/10 Would be better if they actually stayed in their countries
Satan
Mexicans are filth, jose
shhh
>New Zealand 10/10
Nice country, similar history, healthy rivalry with sports etc, speaks english, cute accent, sends us all their good actors etc.
Couldn't have a better pal.
>Indonesia 1/10
Culturally opposite, heavily Islamic, massively overpopulated, extremely un-environmentally friendly, bad cuisine, authoritarian tendencies.
On the other hand its nice to travel there because its cheap and some of the nature is yet unspoiled.
>Papua New Guinea 3/10
Backwards jungle tribal lands. Nice for anthropologists tho. Dangerous place but at least not a threat to us.
>Pacific Islands 5/10
Nice places with low HDI, many of them come to Australia to do some work. Them islanders ok, but please don't stay and make ghettos in our suburbs.
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>Canada 8/10
Nice, but dopey people, amazing landscape, cheaper for us, a nice slice of France to visit, CC whiskey, but arrogant about being nicer than you.
>Mexico 6/10, -1 for drug violence
Very hospitable people, amazing people, nice beaches, great colonial cities, drugs, cartel murders, HOT women
>Russia 7/10 - Yes we border them at Alaska
Bombastic, based Orthodox, based - no bullshit leader, rich culture, friendly people once you gain their trust, traditional 10+ women
what? you are LITERALLY them. even more, I'd say you are more argentinian than themselves
>Culturally opposite, heavily Islamic
not really, have you ever check other island than """"""""""""""JAVA""""""""""""""?
>extremely un-environmentally friendly
mosquitos really hurt your feeling don't ya?
>bad cuisine
sorry if we don't have vegemite and sorry again if you can't handle all those spicy foods, white bois
btw i will give you country 0.05/10
>spoiled country
>always meddling other countries, especially in SEA region affair
>"HURR DURR! WHY WE GET JAILED! NUT FAIR!!"
>said "your eco regulation is bad" while their parliament is full with spoiled cunt who love destroying something amazing like great barrier reef just for private business
'stralia mate, what you got into? that gotta hurt...
Our whole identity is based on not being like Argentina desu
>Ecuador
0/10, has tried to fuck us many times
>Peru
6/10, would be higher but we've been in many wars
>Brazil
5/10, just ok, nothing bad or good about them
>Panama
0/10, just for being a rebel department
>Venezuela
-1000000000000/10, i would explain why but there are so many reasons that it would take me a while
>Russia
Russian diaspora here are breeding faster than niggers, they will save our asses in the coming years.
>Canada
Get your filthy hands out of our brother Yukon's asshole
albania 0/10
useless slavshithole
fake macedonia 0/10
even more useless slavshithole
bulgaria 0/10
useless slavshithole
turkey 2/10
based brazucabro
>France
Out of Paris, it's a solid 8/10
>Portugal
2/10, leech nation with a garbage government (probably similar to us but at least we do it better)
>Morocco
0/10, exporter of useless, welfare leeching parasytes
>Italy (pretty near the Ballearic Islands so why not)
8/10 overall
>extremely un-environmentally friendly
Jungle burn-off that suffocates the whole region for months every year springs to mind.
I doubt that guy has been there, I'd give Indo a 5/10. Some great natural beauty, food is nice, people are mostly nice. But you kill the environment, fish in our waters, have corrupt officials, some extremism etc.
>germany
I like them. Germans i met were polite, friendly and were fun during night life.
>Belgium
Flemish belgium is nice. Wallonian belgium is aswell. But 3 fucking governments?! Wtf belgium..
>the caribbean
Laid back. Potential paradise for tourists if not already.
You forgot the UK m8
France: 6/10
Switzerland: 8/10
Austria 10/10
Slovenia: 6/10
Which is pretty sad, especially considering we get immediately confused as argies when we travel.
>SK 10/10
Nice country,common ideology,excellent electronics
>Taiwan 10/10
Same as above
>Chink 1/10
Third world,shit tourist
>NK 0/10
Third world,lowest human rights,
But this is very interesting and funny country
>Canada
Good lads
>Guatemala
Top lads, a shame they're so poor
>Belize
Literally who?
>Portugal 8/10
Great atlantic coast, obsessed with bacalao, decent food
>Morroco 5/10
Cheap place, algerians in morocco can be dangerous, moroccans are generally peaceful. Its where most of hashish (solid weed) comes to spain. Their police colaborates with Spain often.
>France 7/10
I haven't been there but I don't like the language much and the french people ive met whine a lot.
>M'laysia
7/10 truly asia, please stop sending terrorist to our country and aiming laser at our football players during match. otherwise its alright.
>singapore
0/10 shit country very third world
>Australia
6/10, boring and is filled with chinks, nice beach though ours is stil better
>Philipine
dunno lmao
>timor
poor, though we may have something to do with maybe it i dont know
>papua
cannibals and weapon smugglers came from here
canada: a poor version of the US - 4/10
mexico: the most dangerous country on earth - 1/10
Everyone 10/10 total Bros except for Argentina theyre massive tools
>Hungary
6/10, Budapest seems so cool
>Poland
7/10
>Slovakia
6/10
>Belarus
4/10
>Ru*sia
4/10
>Romania
5/10, but don't know shit except Cioran
>Moldova
4/10
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>New Zealand 9/10, minus one point for being subhumans.
>Indonesia 1/10. The Mexicans of Asia.
>Singapore 10/10. Pretty soulless city, but its the most advanced 1st world Asian neighbour.
And Andorra
>0/10 shit country very third world
Fucking jealous freak
>Slovenia
6/10
shitty neighbours when it comes to politics, but very good people
>Hungary
7/10
eh?
>Bosnia
1/10
fake country, our rightful clay
>Serbia
4/10
shithole with tons of barbarians :^)
>Montenegro
5/10
Sea serbs, but good lads
>Singapore
Are you literally retarded
we liek argies
Is it good or what?
Political and hyperbole shit aside
China: 8/10
Japan: 10/10
>France 8/10
French people, specially in the South are generally very nice people and I like their country. They can get sometimes a bit arrogant, but I think they also have some historical motives to be so. Parisians are mostly jerks, though.
>Andorra 5/10
Tax heaven. Andorrans are just independent catalans. There is no much point in the existance of this country but to evade money.
>Gibraltar 0/10
Obnoxious neighbourgs. Another tax heaven. They love to start shit and then play the victims. Spaniards do not give a fuck about them but they claim otherwise. The iberian attention whore that needs to be in the center of everything while they are irrelevant.
>Portugal 9/10
I love them even if some of them are incredibly tsundere and butthurt toward us. They should be prouder of their history. Would love to have a iberian federation with them, even if the union with them is economically not good for us. Brothers for ever.
>Morocco 3/10
Worst neighbour ever. Their inmigrants are usually shit: bad behaviour, cause problems everywhere, pretty lazy and dirty. Their country has some nice history, but their peoples, at least out of there are pretty shitty ones.
>Poland - 9/10
>Finland - 10/10
>China - -10/10
>United best Korea 11/10
>Khazakhstan - 6/10
>Others - fine/10
Greece: Our tourist resorts are better, might be 3/10 or 6/10 at any given point
Bulgaria: People go to vote there, no real opinion but kinda butthurt over the past 4/10
Georgia: Poor mans tourist resort, alot of georgian descendants live here 6/10
Armenia : ??? 0/10
Azerbeycan:
>tfw no neighbours
Ireland?
>being waterlocked
>Brazil 7/10
Anyway
>Italy 9/10
Great diversity of landscapes and climate, best PIIGS, Grickos, know how to have a good time and being open, eternal best neighbors since Rome
>Albania 0/10
Do I really have too?
>FYROM 6/10
People are ok, country is half theme park- half casinos, glorious meme and banter potential
>Bulgaria 8/10
Eternally butthurt, angry with everyone but deep down only wants to be loved
Most tsundere neighbor
>Turkey 6/10
West is literally Greece with different language but I had to cut some points for K*rds and mainlander goatfuckers
>France
11/10 best friends forever Luxemburg
I don't care about them
>Belgium
7/10 At least you're first world
>Netherlands
8/10 I Like everything about your country except for the terribly boring landscape and the language
>Poland
8/10 people are always salty, not just on Sup Forums
>Czech Republic
9/10 rich culture and beautiful landscape
>Austria
10/10 little brother
>Switzerland
9/10
Then rate Wales, Scotland, England and Northern Ireland
>Denmark
8/10 Boring landscape
>UK
10/10
>Belgium
8/10
>Switzerland
7/10
>Spain
5/10
>Italy
2/10
>Germany
0/10
Lol'd.
Ireland through Northern Ireland, France through the channel tunnel and Spain through Gibraltar.
Betrayed by my brother
Top kek
What? When? It's not like you didn't also took land from us, or that your little conflict also affected us.
>Russia and Poland
-10/10
>Belarus
1488/10
>Romania
gypsy/10
>Hungary
don't give a fuck/10
pretty inaccurate
You have over sea territories fgt. You have neighbors...
>Sweden
0/10
>Russia
-100/10
>Norway
9/10(would be 10/10 if they gave us mountain)
>China
5/10
>Taiwan
9/10
>Japan
7/10
>Hong kong
7/10
>Vietnam
9.5/10
>Singapore
I don't know well
>Russia (West)
3/10
>North Korea
/10
Nobody loves Russia. Everybody bully Russia. I'm upset. :(
We'll get through, we always did.
R-right?
China
0.5/10
NK
3/10
JP
4/10
TW
7/10
HK
8/10
y'all niggas keep forgetting Andorra
Potomu chto eto pomoika, a ne strana.
Being uruguayan is suffering