What is his end game?

What is his end game?

He get to out literal cuckolds on national television. What more do you need than that?

To have sex with the universe

I fucking love this man

Being the father

To have Donald trump on his show

Was this show faked? Or did people really fuck their siblings and such

I always thought the people were actors and it was improv comedy

To allow the Cotton Ball Man to reach his final form and take over the Earth through harvesting the souls of frightened QTs on his stage.

Does he get off on torturing people?

Seems like he does

Why not one cotton. A man in a cotton ball suit is pretty bizarre

Maury cannot control what the Cotton Ball Man does. When an old one hungers it must feed.

Oh wow he does enjoy torturing people

The girl ran backstage when she saw CBM (cotton ball man)

But he had like 4 staff with tubs of cotton balls

Only Maury knows. We are all puppets in his play.

Imagine being her boyfriend

You just have to be brave enough to face cotton balls

And she will love you forever and if she doesn't you can anonymously place cotton balls around her house until she loves you

>Imagine
>Implying I haven't been researching who she is and ordering cotton balls on ebay for the past twenty minutes

Wouldn't she be like 28 by now? I assume the episode is atlest 10 years old

TOO OLD

I think you underestimate how desperate I am.

I bet your a stand up guy

Try on mending your own garden (your body) and butterfly's will come (grills)

Too late, I already ordered 10,000 cotton balls overnight shipping.

Maury married prime Trisha-takinawa-fu Connie Chung and creampies her pussy daily (according to her instagram)

>creampies her pussy daily (according to her instagram)

Gonna need to see that evidence.

terrifying
if she isn't scared enough now she will be

I don't think I have laughed this hard in my life.

More of Maury in general. How bout the fat niggurl that pokes for cheeseburgers?

yeah man, not but I totally saw it. She had creampie shots not set to private for a couple of days. I mailed them to Samford, CT c/o his producer