I fucking hate film theory youtube channels. someone please tell me why

i fucking hate film theory youtube channels. someone please tell me why

Pseudo intellectual bullshit.

Because they are practically less knowledgeable then your average Sup Forumsirgin except they are thrice as successful and have girlfriends

Looks like you aren't bright enough

This. The guy makes a shit ton of money, and his gf seems fairly attractive. And all because of his shitty, empty videos.

Oh yes true intellectuals call each other plebs and cucks on a Japanimation forum

at least plug your channel while you're here

Believe me, cartoon critique channels are definitely the worst. At least when plebs on Youtube talk about GoT, Breaking Bad or Walking Dead, they still sound like normal functioning adults. Cartoon channels are some of the biggest autists out there, even worse than anime channels, if that was even possible.

TV/film theory channels > video game analysis channels > anime review channels > cartoon critic channels

hey, the mysterious mr enter is fucking epic

Sup Forums might acutally be mostly chucks though

The amount of porn that gets posted her is pretty high for a blue board

The only other blue board that posts porn like that is v

And it's all gay trap porn

Some are okay. The guy who talked about Color grading in Marvel movies is kind of a Ponce.
And that Asian guy who shat on someone because they said TinTin was cheating when it came to one shots can be okay at times.

You mean like Digibro

Every Frame a Painting, Kogonada (and other Vimeo essayist) and that's it.

Frame a painting is top tier as fuck

Turnt me on f is for fake

you guys ever seen that stupid theory about 2001: a space odyssey where the monolith is the screen

The monolith is a framing device it could be anything the plot needs

Just all of them, or at least the ones I've seen. They're just so sentimental and overly attached to their childhood in the 90s. Too melodramatic over children's cartoons and how their childhood is being ruined. A lot of what they fawn over weren't even that great in hindsight and they often try to act like these cartoons are deeper than they really are.

because the vast majority of them are total shit

Because they remind you that you don't really know anything about cinematic language and even less about movie making techniques. Kinda makes it hard for you to pretend to be a know it all when hundreds of nobodies on youtube put your knowledge to shame.

I am projecting

Because it's the most basic stuff that you have to be a fucking retard not to get. And it's all the same plebs first director shit.
>muh deep Kubrick flicks
>muh violent tarantino quip flicks
>muh nolan delux villeneuve flicks

You are a fucking pleb

>Because they are practically less knowledgeable then your average Sup Forumsirgin

>averager Sup Forumsvirgin

Zack Snyder is le true capekino, Nolan is le reddit I am LE BIG GUY XD

>mfw dirty Anglos will never know the joy of watching DayoScript's analysis of any form media

because youre not watching chriswell

>he doesn't analyze cinema with his wife's son

Pleb spotted

Y
F is for fake is great

Digibro is almost a good analyst but he's a moefag who can't handle real dramatic writing. Just look at his complete misunderstanding of Rakugo not "getting to the point"