DAN
DAN
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I know a cracking owl sanctuary
IT TOOK FOURTEEN HOURS
>Anyway, Alan Partridge, I arrest you on suspicion of sucking up to a mustard magnate
>You’re not a copper.
>Well, it’s a citizens arrest.
>Well, I’ll shoot you then, bang!
>I’m wearing a bulletproof blazer.
>Well, I’ll go for a head shot.
>I’m the Terminator you can’t kill me!
>I’ve got your kids, I’ve got your kids, Dan.
VODOO
JAVA
Well smelt.
Single hand Sue there tacking the buffet. Like a human JCB.
Spice world!
>Implying Welcome to places of my life wasnt the GOAT partridge
Why cant we have more /KnowingMeKnowingYou/ threads lads ;_;
I hated you
I loved you too
Can you make pornography come on my telle?
What is with the influx of Partridge and Father Ted threads? I approve.
SMELL MY CHEESE YOU MOTHER
I highly recommend you check out Richard Madeley's twitter account if you like Partridge.
He's like a real life AP
new Patridge incoming
if you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and there's a nice pond in it, you fill in the pond with concrete, plough the family into the field, blow up the tree and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who is also your brother
MINOR
WOMEN'S
WHIPLASH
IT'S HOTTER THAN THE SUN
Some crisps arranged in a fan.
And a hot egg.
She's dancing on a luger, a giant luger
you have big sheds and NOBODY'S allowed in
I love you in a way.
So book a holiday with Hamilton's: Water-way to have a good time.
GOAAAAAAAAAL.
GO AWAY YOU BIG SPASTIC YOU'RE A MENTALIST
>you eh..... you farmers like to stick to your own
What did he mean by this?
Why was Michael's story so unusual?
LIQUID FOOTBALL
So rubber up, cause they don't care how old you are. Or if you're gay
Jet from Gladiators to host Millennium barn dance at Yeovil aerodrome. Properly policed. Must not,repeat must not turn into an all night rave.
Lynn, remove yourself from the theatre of conflict