I'm so alone Sup Forums

I'm so alone Sup Forums....

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If digits OP dies alone

>tfw never had a gf before

>go to split, zadar, dubrovnik (if desperate)
>show a tourist around
>fuck her
>make her your gf

buy a vpn and talk to yourself

people are terrible anyways.

Don't be stupid
Thanks user, will do.

we are here user

At least you're in the World Cup.

at least you are not a s*rb

tfw I want to die

>high school qtie starts talking to me, after I cut relations with her

>Asks me why I stopped talking to her

>Tell her that I had feelings for her

>Tells me that she had a crush on me during high school

>She's now dating a friend of mine

When will it end ?

>tfw been with qt3.14 gf for nearly 6 years now. Lost virginities to each other age 19 and never been happier. She is the light of my life.

Yeah, you're missing out.

probably never

We all die alone

dubs and OP has a girlfriend before christmas

Tits and arse

>tfw meaningless life
alsotrips never lie it'll never end

Dubs and we all get banned

>tfw got expelled from school at 15 and girl I had a crush on said she was waiting until we were older before saying yes after turning me down for two years
>tfw she's now been dating my best friend from the school for 4 years
>tfw read this post

i don't even want a gf lads i just want to have sex (without paying) and keep on living watching my sports n shit

Dubs and you get a qt negress gf

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>tfw your post somehow reminded me that I won't see Kemono Friends S2 in my lifetime

>just now hitting drinking/bar/college age wher she’ll start getting attention from countless older men

Good luck with that one, leaf

why?

>When will it end ?
in death, hopefully

Leaf here that you replied to.

Damn, sorry to hear that, friend. You'll find that girl for you someday. Keep truckin', buddy

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Truly the worst feel imaginable

>tfw so lonely you join the military hoping for an ‘unfortunate’ KIA

>tfw not even heaven's virgins want anything to do with me

>Tfw no purpose

Are you legitimately retarded? I never said we were 19 now, dumbass. Only that we lost our viriginities at 19. We're 24 now, Jesus Christ

i heard there are tons of womens willing to marry you if you join the military because of benefits?
i also heard they get fat and cheat on you all the time tho

Imagine joining the army with a wife and kids.
Literally 90%+ chance of her fucking 20 guys while you're dragging your legless mate out of a burning humvee

ITT: Faggots

Yeah, i could see that being true. Most dont get fat actually they just cheat from stories i was told. And i wouldnt be suprised if they tell you something you didnt know after you get married like her having a long lost child. Its fucked chilebro

all i want is a qt polish girl

get better looking and make more money

kek, is the inevitability upsetting you?

>tfw girls flirt with me but idk how to react

every military guy i know has a gf or is married

maybe the military makes you more manly

or chicks dig guys trained to kill

(the pay sucks though im told)

Stop

Benis in begana

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Literally no proof of this at all

>t. manlet who's never had a gf before and has no idea how comfy it is to have one.

Keep projecting your cuck fantasies, couple-let kek

>Take care of your skin
>Bodygroom
>Get a nice haircut
>Get /fit/ and wear tight slim tshirts
>Go to university parties, preferably nursing, pharmacy, psychology, etc ( Women heavy courses )
>Get drunk at awesome parties where its like 5 roasties to 1 dude
>Profit


Cmon, tilt the odds in your favor.

>not being extremely insecure
lol ok

>tfw fell for the first girl I had sex with meme
>tfw together for almost two years now

it just werks

Just bee yourself

Knowing most people here are fucking autists, no, dont be yourself. Even at the scenario i described i still would spill my spaghetti, even drunk and with girls throwing themselves at me, i'd just move away and get nervous. It takes time but eventually you can train your autism away...unless its legit autism, then you're fucked.

Infidelity is the number one cause of mental health in the military.
2. is fucking war

>tfw good looking but socially retarded

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I love how /r9k/ is so bitter that they made "be yourself" into a meme. Yes, people are fake as fuck, and you can try it too, but that's a gamble. If you don't know how to fake it till you make it, people will know and you'll spill spaghetti anyways. If you are willing to be critical of yourself, then being yourself and taking in how others react to you can be helpful. But of course, /r9k/ (and people on other boards) like to think every problem in their lives is someone else's fault.

this

>tfw in the nameless void between ugly and attractive
>socially retarded and slightly overweight regardless

>When will it end ?
when you stop acting like a beta

see: Seinfeld episode in which Costanza does everything opposite to what he'd normally do.

but i thought i should b myself?

I just can't fucking break the ice. when it's broken the going is good but I cannot. for the life of me. ever break it.

I've wasted 7 hours on 4 chan. 7 fucking hours and I still have a presentation to make.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>tfw no goal or purpose in life, only a 30 yo NEET
>tfw watching soccer is one of the few things that I enjoy